
An uncle who has been cut off by multiple female voice actresses.
Mr. Unsuccessful
An uncle that embodies the absurdity of this world.
But the uncle has a Switch 2 in hand.
>>4
An addition to the extremely sad number 2…
After all, he’s just a subcontractor guy.
If the narration of the next Nintendo Direct becomes overtly grumpy, I would laugh.
>>7
Sakurai said it would be fine if I erased my memories…
30 years!!
The uncle with insufficient relationship value.
The uncle who becomes news for being off target.
>>10
An uncle who says, “Don’t try to profit from my misfortune.”
Even people who are very close to Nintendo can be rejected…
The uncle who couldn’t make it directly.
If you had an income like an image, there would be countless ways to obtain it, but I know you dislike that kind of thing from the bottom of your heart…
>>14
Wasn’t the dismantling master machine quite gray?
Kajita also lost the election.
I wonder what would have happened to me at that time if only one of them had won.
>>16
What’s wrong with the mafia? What’s wrong with the mafia?
>>16
Complete severance of ties.
>>16
It’s a mess, well, Kaji-kun has really messed up.
>>16
Channel deletion
>>16
I hope at least one of them has won a prize, even if it’s just a small one.
The old man who said, “Don’t turn my sadness into an article!”
The software introduction will be done properly, but if I’m told I can sneak in reading category titles in between, I feel like I might do that.
Yuki Kaji borrowing from his wife.
It’s a terrible world, isn’t it!
The uncle in the thread and the air rider uncle are participating in the lottery, which shows a lack of consideration.
It seems that the versions in other languages were relatively easy to hit, but well, it’s likely to miss…
In this case, even if you can’t get it individually, you can just do the work…
>>29
You want it individually, right?
I’m sad that I’m being called a luckless uncle when it comes to lotteries, Nakamura.
On the other hand, Sugita had forgotten to apply.
You guys go ahead!
I am probably the world’s most knowledgeable outsider regarding Switch2, but I cannot obtain it.
I must quickly shine the light to erase the memory.
Whether I’m given a present from Washagana, from someone like Sugita, or if Nintendo steals my sleep.
>>40
Sugita hasn’t even applied.
What do you think, Kaji-kun?
>>41
What…?!
I couldn’t stand adding the number 2 by hand.
Manager Ariyano and Yuichi Nakamura are not elected.
It is indeed a strict lottery.
I made my own switch2, so I don’t need to win anymore.
They might have deliberately made me lose because winning would raise suspicions of foul play.
The uncle who knew of my existence faster than anyone but couldn’t make a reservation.
It seems there is no fraud in the lottery, huh~
Sugita isn’t even on the ring yet…
Yay!
Eiko Kano joining in now was no good.
>>52
The lottery has already ended.
>>52
Not being able to participate doesn’t count as joining the battle!
In a normal situation, it would be an obvious position to receive.
Since it would be pointless to be suspected of collusion, I probably won’t receive it, nor will I ask for it.
>>53
The enclosure for development has probably been assigned.
I guess the boundary is not to provide convenience to individuals.
Since Nintendo will give it anyway…
Probably a squished 2 drawn with a Gundam marker.
>>55
I said that I only had a Gundam marker when I drew it.
Sugita is honestly the type who would be fine playing horror indie games on a PC…
The reason for parting with Geto is due to the results of the Switch2 lottery.
(skrikn hits)
Was the emergency broadcast’s ending a special ending episode? It was so fitting that I couldn’t handle it.
There are times when a song you thought you knew can fit so well like this…
If I sell this Switch 2, I might be able to get enough money to buy a Switch 2…?
>>61
This super popular uncle has plenty of money…
>>61
You’re not someone who doesn’t have money.
Mr. Sakurai was a multilingual version…
I knew the competition was low over there.
>>64
That person is a fanatic…
If there’s a thing with a variety of features, I’ll choose that one.
>>66
Do not consider the feelings of the developers.
Absolutely.
>>84
You are distributing it to software manufacturers, right?
By the way, the employees at the limited company Sora…
Even though I should be busy, for some reason I still have time to play games…
Conversely, if we just take down this old man, it can make it seem like there’s suddenly fairness.
>>70
Famous people are really falling… to the point where the Nakamura group can be formed…
>>70
There’s no need to pretend since the other people involved are also falling down!
Mr. Sakurai buys multiple copies on the release day regardless of whether he can get them or not, right?
You silly!
Regardless of whether or not you have the main body as Masahiro Sakurai.
That person definitely has both the development machine and the main unit as Sol Corporation.
What you’re buying in the lottery is just the desire to personally own the initial batch of the regular edition, isn’t it?
>>78
It’s a problem to use work equipment for personal purposes!
Well, even if it’s given for development, that doesn’t mean I can just play around with it freely…
>>79
There should be a mode that guarantees operation comparable to the actual machine for testing purposes.
>>85
I don’t think that’s the kind of thing we’re talking about…
>>85
It means that you can’t just take it for yourself and play around however you want.
That’s work, isn’t it?
See you, strongest.
A mediocre person who just held a lottery in an era when I was not present.
Eiko Kano might be a genius.
Typically, company equipment shouldn’t be used for personal purposes.
It may be something that an anonymous person wouldn’t understand, but…
By letting celebrities fall, you can ironically inspire feelings like “I want that too!” Become a victim of this life hack.
>>86
Either way, it will be a topic of conversation…
I guess you want that as it is.
It was no good knowing that skrikn is aware of the meme where the memory of the thread image is erased every time there is a Nintendo Direct.
No, rather, was it the truth…?
Yes…
I wonder if they play Mario Kart.
>>89
When buying a Nintendo console from the beginning, don’t you check the operation with Mario-related games first?
The optimization is indeed around that area.
>>89
Speaking of which, this uncle Nakamura doesn’t play Pokémon, right? There was a time when he unilaterally declined a job at a Pokémon office!
>>89
The thread picture is of an uncle who was talking about playing Mario Kart together on the release day while sad music played.
I didn’t expect to do the rejection announcement stream late at night.
If a person at this level keeps appealing for not being selected, it seems like fans would send about ten cars.
Having a Gundam marker in gold means I occasionally build models, I guess.
The fact that skrikn won might also be because it has a multilingual version…
I wonder what will happen if I don’t pass this second lottery either.
>>96
The disconnection is progressing smoothly.
The multilingual version has a low competition rate and seems to have a relatively high chance of winning, how should I put it…
>>101
It’s going to be like that because it’s only expensive for those who don’t really need to do it in other languages, like with “skrikn.”
I’m scared that people who say “Isn’t there a development machine?” might casually also say, “If you break it, it’s free.”
In other words, it’s Nakamura’s fault for not participating in the multilingual version.
Isn’t a test machine just like a company’s PC?
Kaji-kun is blocked because his wife won.
>>108
My wife plays games…
>>108
What can I say, that person is really exaggerating.
Isn’t it too sad to know what games are coming out but not be able to play them?
>>109
There is a possibility that they might know future games as well, which makes it even more painful.
In the first place, the test machine is probably not linked to personal accounts, so at that point, it’s a completely different entity.
The strict lottery is starting to feel more real…
On the other hand, Sugita had forgotten to participate in the lottery in the first place.
It seems like I’ll start playing Mario Kart on the release day.
Game creators have both the aspect of developers and that of a game-loving uncle.
Simply put, there aren’t many people who are buying the non-Japanese version just because it’s expensive.
I can’t stand it if someone else is doing it in the next Nintendo Direct.
It’s hard to buy naughty games with a test machine!
>>120
Don’t buy personal games with company property!
By now, the uncle in the thread image is…
In the despair that Switch2 was not selected.
They might be recording a hellish session to announce the new Switch2 software.
>>122
It’s okay, I’ll erase the memory.
Was the multilingual version less popular?
>>123
I think that’s probably the case in terms of price as well.
>>123
It seems that in a survey with about 50,000 votes, only around 1,500 people chose the multilingual version.
The winning rate is about 90%.
Nintendo is stingy, and even Shigeru Miyamoto said that during the GameCube era, he bought the ones lined up in stores out of his own pocket.
My daughter wanted a black one, but since it’s bought with the money her father worked for, I got her the orange one! That’s what they say.
>>125
Dad…
>>125
If Miyahon can’t receive it, then no one can receive it.
If it’s this inaccurate, I thought it might be okay to switch to the version in another language for the second time, but I was automatically entered.
>>126
There’s an announcement that you can cancel and enter again separately.
>>126
If you want to switch, you have to do it manually!
I want to switch to the multilingual version in the second round.
It seemed that there would be a lot of competition for the multilingual position due to applications from abroad, but it turns out that wasn’t the case.
>>130
You can just buy from Nintendo overseas…
If anything, in places like the UK, heavy users are given preferential treatment, so it might be easier to win than in Japan, where it’s purely a lottery.
On the contrary, it seems that there will be more multilingual options next time.
>>133
It’s the beginning of a psychological battle.
It has happened in other industries as well, not just the game industry.
There is a purchase ban on items that are meant to be given to even one customer.
You’re worse at luck than a Vtuber, huh?
Nintendo is starting a psychological game like this even before the release.
As expected of a game company.
>>140
This is more like a death game, isn’t it?
>>141
If you received a notification about yesterday’s “Notice to You,” your elimination is confirmed.
If nothing was written, the possibility of winning (with a delay in the rejection notice) was terrible.
A life hack that boosts the likability of 2 million people when you say you missed out.
I wonder if my memory will be wiped after the Nakamura⭐︎Challenge recording…
Can Nintendo really produce 2 million units so quickly?
>>146
Do your best.
To be serious, it will be to the point where the involved parties won’t have any time off.
>>146
During the Switch era, there were times when we produced 6 million units for the Japanese market, so we can prepare it in about four months.
But we also have to supply to retailers…
>>166
It’s not possible for 2 million people to all be focused on the official store only…
>>172
If we include the demand that was cut off by the My Nintendo criteria, there are probably about 4 million competitors, right…?
>>172
If there are already 2 million in the store, then including those trying to buy elsewhere, the demand might be around 4 million, right?
A year cannot be obtained.
>>166
It seems that there are very few multilingual versions to begin with.
Isn’t it not much different?
I mean, aren’t all the concerned parties being distributed behind the scenes?
>>149
It seems like I could get a game software, but if it’s something that is definitely in short supply…
>>149
If it hasn’t been distributed to the thread image or Mr. Sakurai, then it probably doesn’t exist…
The multilingual version isn’t really for users other than those who play overseas games or change Pokémon names and things like that…
It is indeed highly likely that it was a hole.
Maybe it overwhelmed the Japanese version too much.
Just the fact that Sakurai Rin-san applied and entered the lottery somehow makes me feel more positively about her.
>>152
In reality, I can be touched a lot at the workplace…
>>164
You can’t play with a private account!
(Winner) All the hateful uncle
>>153
But the uncle calmly thinks that it’s not right to block people who are not mutual followers.
Simply put, the Japanese version is cheap…
If you’re going to resell, go for the multilingual version!
This uncle mentioned in his emergency livestream that he believes the logistics will be compromised during the release period.
Until now, I had Waddle Dee create Switch 2.
From now on, we will secure numbers by having Waddle Dee participate as well.
There are many people switching to the multilingual version due to rumors of lower competition, so I will continue applying with the regular version.
We’ve won with this.
If Miyamoto can’t get it, then Sakurai will have to go through the lottery as well…
Are you also going to cut ties with Sakurai-san…?
>>163
A multilingual version, huh… then it’s safe! said the uncle, rejecting the idea of cutting ties.
If my friend has fallen for this person, I guess it can’t be helped.
And I calmed my anger.
>>165
Nakamura became a sacrifice.
What would have happened if Moga had won yesterday?
>>167
Banned from entry.
By looking at skrikn’s game hardware collection, you can definitely tell that they are the type to buy it head-on through a lottery.
The next Nintendo Direct looks really moody.
I want you to do it with a lively energy.
>>173
I want you to promote the Switch 2 game while crying.
Well, even if we set up the production line for increased output, it’s not something that can quickly ramp up production.
I think the decline in odds happens around the third lottery.
If you haven’t received the thread image, then there shouldn’t be one for the related parties.
Reservations at each store have started, so I can’t tell how many cars are flowing over there…
Skrikn is the type of otaku who wants the fact that they won through a lottery, even if they can receive it.
>>178
Mr. Nakamura is also this type, isn’t he?
Nakamura Group Leader
>>180
A gathering of those who lost the lottery…
Next is the software publisher title!
Please provide the Japanese text you would like me to translate.
Yes, next… this is for small to medium-sized ones.
The workers in Vietnam and Malaysia making the Switch 2 are seriously doing their best; I’m cheering for you, and I’ll do my best too.
Is it better to apply for the lottery for everything right now?
>>186
If you meet the conditions… most store reservations come with conditions too, right?
>>186
If you want it on the release date, yeah.
If you want it by the end of the year, I think it’s fine to patiently wait for the official lottery.
I’m also skeptical about whether NVIDIA can produce that many chips.
>>187
The chips should be secured.
In the first place, they probably intended to launch Switch2 to coincide with Black Monday.
Sakurai-san, who is a semi-regular, is hitting it big, but what should we do…
I know it’s wrong to use company assets for personal use, but I feel like if it’s for Skrikn and I’m playing Bunny Garden for development purposes, it can be justified as “industry research!”
The otter is forced to endlessly introduce software that can’t be played on the Nintendo Direct…
>>192
It’s okay because I have erased my memories.
If you can do your best in production, I’ll wait until a stable supply is achieved…
I understand that it might be interesting if it influences the direct voice, but since they are stoic about their work, they will probably handle it normally, as expected…
It seems like I might end up saying something prickly in the Nakamura Challenge.
Well then, Nintendo Direct voice actor.
A mere ordinary person who only meets the application requirements.
There is still a second lottery and retail options.
There is still a possibility of it arriving on the release date.
Hanane Natsuki is quietly not elected and I can’t stand it.
It’s inevitable that favoring only certain stakeholders will definitely cause resentment; in fact, I even feel like I was prioritized to be dismissed.