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[Nintendo Switch] A console that no one is playing.

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We’re holding a trial session, but…

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Yeah

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Let me play.

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Grass

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I want to play.

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Everyone is making a fuss even though they’re just air players.

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Hardware that no one is buying.

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Let me buy it.

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Feed me.

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>>9

Bitter!!!!

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>>10

This time it might be sweet!

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>>13

It can’t be sweet!

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>>10

Bitter!?

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>>17

Hey, are you seriously just playing around with the Switch original cartridge?

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>>10

One more cup!

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Zero sales.

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Is the main body also bitter…?

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It can’t be sweet!

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Before the release, anything is possible.

There is also a sweet possibility.

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It’s already past the deadline, so please notify me of the lottery results.

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They’re doing a lottery right now, aren’t they!

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>>18

That makes sense.

With such a large scale, I’m worried about the wrist of the person drawing the lottery tickets from the box.

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There’s no way they’d use something so analog for a lottery.

I’m throwing darts and nailing it.

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>>37

There’s no way it could be darts.

It’s tarot.

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>>37

For the lucky anonymous, please give me Switch 2.

Give a scrub brush to the unnamed loser.

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>>46

Occasionally, there is an anonymous person who wins a Pajero.

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>>64

Should I sell the Pajero and buy a Switch 2…

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>>37

Pargero!

Pajero!

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It should be bitter because if it’s sweet, children will keep licking it.

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I can’t wait, so I want the lottery results to be announced at 12:00 and the sales to start at 15:00.

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Next week… the lottery results will be announced next week.

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These days, it’s a lottery-style system, right?

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Please kill me quickly.

Don’t give me hope.

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>>26

I don’t think there will be anything sweet, so don’t worry.

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It’s not like we have a box lottery system.

It’s empty at times like this.

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It’s definitely going to be a random draw.

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You didn’t know that a bingo tournament for drawing lots is being held at the head office during the new employee welcome party.

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Let me review the flavor.

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There are surprisingly few people who lick the terminals of Switch games.

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>>32

Are you there?

I’ve licked the terminals of a 9V battery before.

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Players who have already played, please share your impressions.

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>>33

It was something amazing.

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Stop overlapping the announcement of the lottery results with the start of reservations at the electronics store.

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Like the past backward-compatible hardware such as GBC and 3DS.

Is it possible that even software without a dedicated “2” label can have upgraded graphics and such only when running a game on “2”?

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I wonder if I can use the hashtag #2SoftNameNameChallenge.

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What does it taste like?

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What kind of company do you think this is? It’s decided by hanafuda.

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I guess I’m probably the only one here who has actually tasted the software.

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Sour than a Licca-chan doll.

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You haven’t made any reservations yet, right?

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A piece of hardware that hasn’t sold even one unit, no one is buying.

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Since it’s pitiful, should I buy it for you?

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>>48

No, no, leave it to me to buy.

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Then it’s me!

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Whether it hits or not is aside, it’s been a month and a half already.

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Everyone is hitting hard.

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Every title is so deserted online that not only is there no matching, but you can’t even connect to the network; it’s garbage.

I sold it to Geo.

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>>53

Sell it to me.

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I won 10 units.

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It’s strange to keep making threads every day about hardware you don’t have.

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>>56

(It seems I haven’t received the winning email…)

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>>56

It’s just a forum where people are making a fuss over erotic images they’ve never actually experienced.

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I’ve been thinking that I should apply for the lottery soon, but since I haven’t done it yet, I should probably hurry up.

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Is it fun? Mario Kart w

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I came from Kyoto.

The taste is sweet.

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Sour Switch 2

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I’m from the future, and that image has become extremely popular hardware.

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>>65

How far into the future?

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I’m not good at Mario Kart, but how about you?

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What flavor was your Switch 2?

I was a strawberry.

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>>70

Chocolate mint

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>>73

It’s a miss.

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Here, everyone just lifts things up but no one actually has them.

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>>71

Let me buy it quickly.

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It was fun to start up 8DX after a long time.

But I quit because I was always stuck with Spike, the red shell, and Thunder.

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We are preparing everything for everyone between the application deadline and the announcement of results.

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If everyone wins, there will be a huge backlash from retailers, so it’s not going to happen.

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>>121

There are overwhelmingly more people without eligibility than those with it, so how could there be any booing?

That said, I really don’t think everyone will win due to logistics.

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>>123

Aren’t you underestimating resellers too much?

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>>128

Retailers are bought from scalpers, right?

Although I have some dissatisfaction about being forced to take measures against resale, I don’t think there are particularly any other elements that would cause dissatisfaction.

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>>123

From the retailer’s perspective, the target would be people with a large purchase history at their company, even though the playtime on Switch is low.

Do you think there are a lot of people like that?

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>>121

The groups that do not meet the lottery conditions can just buy at retail, so it’s properly differentiated, right?

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>>126

Most people who can meet the lottery conditions for retail also seem to meet the lottery conditions for Nintendo.

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My dad is friends with the president of Nintendo, so I can play Switch 2 early!

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Right now, all the Nintendo employees are stepping on turtles on the stairs to increase the count.

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>>77

I’m glad… there were no Waddle Dees being worked hard underground…

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I wonder if the next lottery for reservations won’t have any online restrictions.

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I want the lifting of online restrictions to take place only after it has been granted to those who have cleared the restrictions.

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If this is the case only in Japan, what will happen on a global scale?

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I think the quantity released for the launch will be modest because it’s quite expensive overseas and will concentrate on Japan.

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This is often said, but Europe seems to be doing well, so the number of units in Japan might not be as significant as it is said to be.

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At a Nintendo level, it’s probably a bingo machine about 2 meters tall with a really complex interior conducting the lottery…

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>>83

Is it something like the one at the old man’s house with no name?

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I wanted them to release a new Garden Mario game at the launch.

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They say it’s lateral thinking of a dried-up technology, right?

I’m increasing the digit count for the Mario USA slot and drawing lots.

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Looking at the launch, it feels like we should just play Mario Kart Wii for now.

There may be some groups that only play Shine Post.

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>>89

Professional fighting game players might play Street Fighter 6.

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>>95

There is no reason for a pro to play Street Fighter 6 on the Switch.

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>>102

They say it’s not much slower than the PC version.

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>>104

Isn’t it meaningless if you can’t use the arcade stick?

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I think you can use it, just that there’s no guarantee on its operation.

At least it could be used on the Switch.

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>>104

Well, wouldn’t the PC version be fine…?

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Mario Kart in the Reiwa era.

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It seems that Switch and Licca-chan’s shoes have the same flavor.

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Nobody is playing Mario Kart.

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(I see you haven’t attended the trial session…)

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From the release date, Marika w

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It’s good that Mario Kart got rid of direct drifting, but in the end, there’s still NISC, so it’s unclear whether they want to remove the technical intervention elements or keep them.

I think it’s easier for both sides to enjoy if we go all in on one side.

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Direct drilling looks bad…

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Don’t grow grass.

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It’s “w (world).”

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Next week, there will be a chance to obtain the right to play even as a guest.

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If I pronounce it like a native, won’t it be funny?

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It’s interesting to feel that when you make cassette tapes bitter for children, now it’s the adults who start licking them.

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Tell me your thoughts after you put it in quickly.

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The monthly fee for the network is going to be high, right?

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It’s a gamer’s impression from the experience event, and it’s completely unclear how online matches will turn out. I don’t know if it will be used in tournaments, and I don’t even know if the arcade stick will be recognized, so it’s not a good idea to proceed under those conditions.

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I want to quickly watch Minecraft videos as a benchmark.

I mean, why didn’t you just put it in directly?

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>>113

Such…

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>>113

I’m using HD vibration quite a lot, so I guess there are problems arising around that.

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>>113

I’m surprised that there were only 122 Nintendo titles!?

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>>129

There are about two months a year where I don’t come out at all, usually once a month.

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Is everyone buying the Marikawa set?

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I had no chance because I figured the Mario Kart set would have higher competition, so I reserved the standard version.

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>>114

I bought it individually.

I want to play Deltarune.

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Wake me up when it becomes the 24th.

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Fighting game pros obviously have PCs, so they play on PC, but there might be times, like when traveling, when they use this a bit.

Well, it would only be if it really runs as well as a PC.

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It would be great if I could watch replays while on the go.

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If the model used in the tournament has low latency, it might be the Switch 2.

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>>118

If we allow participants to bring their own equipment for Switch2, it will reduce the gear used in the tournament, expanding the range of usable venues.

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Did you seriously check the operation of over 15,000 titles with determination…?

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By the way, the general experience session is next week.

I envy the nameless ones who can participate.

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Retailers actually think that as long as it sells, they welcome resellers.

If I were to scream, it would be a happy scream.

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There are definitely people who don’t play games much but buy a lot of home appliances, but I think that’s a fairly small group.

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During the time of Switch1 and Wii U, could anyone buy them without making a reservation?

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At first, it was difficult to get the Switch if you were late, but if you reserved it, you could buy it easily.

The Wii U wasn’t difficult to buy from its release until the Switch came out.

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It’s embarrassing to go all the way to a self-yeah.

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>>138

Self-Yeah, stop it!

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Since the motion sensor will be simplified on the Switch, games that utilize that kind of control method are generally going to be out.

I think it’s possible to play using the Switch’s Joy-Con for now.

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A dying game with zero concurrent players, Mario Kart lol.

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Can you buy this with points from buying Bowser or something?

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>>142

You can’t buy the main unit.

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>>142

It should be possible.

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Let’s celebrate in advance.

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If Shinobi Refle doesn’t work on the Switch2, will the old Switch become exclusively for Shinobi Refle…?

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The second lottery takes place from the afternoon of the 28th, so let’s be prepared.

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Is the announcement of the results not out yet?

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To announce so grandly and have zero units sold…

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It might be conducting a lottery using waves or the flow of sand, like large-scale server random number generation.

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