In 10 minutes.

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[To AU Mobile Subscribers] Here is a notification about the prize.

A lane with a blue bicycle lane on the far left. What is the correct way to turn left?

Avoiding the bicycle lane on the left and making a left turn… is this a violation? Let’s check the traffic rules with a quiz.

For more details, please click here.

I realized that I had unknowingly become a premium member of Nico Nico Douga while browsing.

Damn it.

Since it’s an emergency maintenance, give out apology Switch2.

I wonder if there are people who are receiving fake emails about winning the Switch 2 after all?

It would be interesting if the announcement really comes at 6 PM and we end up in the rejection thread.

Is the minced meat fried?

This year’s Earth Day, let’s fill the world with flowers through Pikmin Bloom!

Event date and time

April 22 (Tuesday) 13:00 – April 30 (Wednesday) 13:00 (Japan Time)

This year, Pikmin Bloom will hold an “Earth Day” event! We will have an official party walk hosted by Pikmin Bloom. Unlike previous party walks that counted the total number of steps taken, this time, the party walk will count the total number of flowers planted by participants. Let’s reach the target number of flowers planted and obtain a large seedling of a decor Pikmin themed around the weather!

For more details, please see the blog.

Well, shall we go out?

Hey! You have won the nitemdo switch3!

Pay up now!

It seems like the results haven’t come out, right?

>>23

You have won, so please transfer the payment to the account below within 24 hours.

It seems that there is no Japanese text provided to translate. Please provide the text you would like translated.

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Emergency maintenance tweet at 13:15.

Tweet about ongoing emergency maintenance at 15:45.

So I think the next tweet will be at 18:15.

>>25

Really?

Is it okay to delete it if it’s different?

That’s fine.

Thank you.

>>25

Can I trust you?

If it’s wrong, then this is it, right?

I’m currently in the process of quickly producing enough for everyone so as not to make those who were not selected feel sad, so I can’t send an email.

Perhaps very soon there will be an announcement saying that we will have finished making it and that everyone will be able to buy it.

>>26

Is it cake?

>>26

I’ve encountered that changing the stage plan will delay the announcement of the winners.

Sorry to interrupt your fun, but…

I want to ask the person who has been here all day.

Did anyone receive the winning email?

>>27

There were leaks about the results on the peripheral sales page.

>>48

I honestly think the credibility is low because it’s just about those who have been added to the cart and those who haven’t.

>>27

Actually, I’m already here if it’s accurate, but I don’t want to stop this flow, so I’m just mixing in without saying anything.

An online seminar where you can learn the overview of industrial bookkeeping in 60 minutes is available for catch-up viewing!

It’s a must-see for those aiming for short-term success or those who are about to start studying in earnest, as you can grasp the points efficiently!

On the day, over 1,000 people participated, and there was positive feedback such as “I was able to dispel my apprehension about industrial accounting” and “The explanations and materials were very easy to understand.”

It is also recommended for checking the understanding of those who have already progressed in their studies!

Recommended for people like this

For those who are starting to learn level 2 from now on.

Although you passed level 3, you are having difficulty progressing in your studies for level 2.

Those aiming to pass the Level 2 bookkeeping exam by summer (in a short period of time).

Invitation request has been received.

[Currently Held] “Special Privilege Event for Card Members / Cosmetic Points Increase Campaign for Card Members” and other announcements

It would be incredibly funny if the non-winners never received an email in the first place.

Three spam emails from the credit card company!

I don’t know why I’m so excited.

I didn’t apply.

Right now, skrikn is desperately working on silicon synthesis, so just wait.

If you are not selected, of course you won’t receive an email.

>>45

Well, it’s a lie, you know.

>>45

Since I’ve only said it after the afternoon, isn’t it fine to announce it anytime as long as it makes it by the release date?

Make it easier for me.

I’m taking sexy photos for the apology wallpaper, said the president.

Calm down, everyone.

It’s okay.

There are still 6 hours left today.

The witch hunt begins.

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I won’t say it because I don’t want to be deleted, but the winners have already received an email.

I wish you luck with your win.

It feels like it’s time for the anonymous to start having fun exposing spam emails.

I’m praising you.

Mataari juice

【Machi Uma】 Stamp Rally 2025 Prize Winning Notification

A new post “[2D Vertical] Rueka & Kuromatsu Queendom” has been uploaded on FacePlan (VR) on Fantia.

Well, calm down.

I will wait.

I will wait forever.

The product you registered is on a limited-time sale.

This is a receipt from Apple.

It’s coming…

[Used Apartment] Telework friendly ◎ Within 15 million yen, close to the station, etc.

>>68

It’s obvious that intense hatred is swirling around.

I am an old man, so when I see festivals like this, it reminds me of the maintenance in FF11.

If it’s impossible, please let me know…

[EXPO2025] Notification of Lottery Win 7 Days Ago

>>71

Did you win a Gundam?

>>89

I won the Italy pavilion.

I’m going to check out something amazing.

>>71

Congratulations, have fun!

Nintendo Switch Online members exclusive software ‘F-ZERO 99’ has new courses added! Icon parts are now being distributed.

14% off until the day after tomorrow / Editing becomes even more convenient with “Suddenly PDF”

You’ll get the acceptance or rejection email at 6 PM.

If it’s a lie, everyone without a name will expose their d***.

Rustle… rustle…

[Everyone’s Kitten Breeder] Favorite Kitten Update Notification Email

In three minutes, it will be 6 PM.

I got an email from Nintendo at 4 PM!

I thought so, and then I found out that the item on my wishlist is on a limited-time sale and cheap! I can’t control my feeling of wanting to totally lose it…

Please check your payment method.

Thank you for always using Amazon.co.jp.

The payment for the Amazon Prime membership fee (500 yen, including tax) could not be completed using the registered payment method.

To continue enjoying Prime benefits, we kindly ask that you update your payment information within 6 days.

>>168

Huh!? It’s already Golden Week!?

[Burger King] Order Confirmation and Receipt

[Fantia] A new post titled “Subjective [VR180] Shakamata [Riding + Back Massage]” has been uploaded to Blue Nights MMDVR.

If other shops accept lottery applications, these 2 million people will rush in, so they probably have their heads in their hands.

To all Switch2 families…

Three minutes left.

>>94

What on earth is this…?

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There were about 15 entries.

Dedicated to all lottery enthusiasts…

Thank you for using Rakuten Pay.

We will send you a confirmation email regarding your usage details.

“HUNDRED LINE – The Final Defense Academy – is now available on Steam!”

Steam

An item in your wish list has been released!

HUNDRED LINE – Final Defense Academy –

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“Extreme × Despair” ADV! The 15 students gathered at the “Final Defense Academy” are ordered by the self-proclaimed commander “SIREI” to engage in a 100-day defense war. What is the identity of the unknown enemy “Invading Student” that attacks, and what is the “truth” lurking behind the battles? Kazutaka Okada and Koutarou Uchikoshi form their first tag team to challenge this completely new ADV of “Extreme × Despair”!

Is it done every hour saying “in X minutes…”?

If you haven’t received the email yet, just give up.

>>102

I haven’t even received a lottery completion email.

This is terrible this time.

Isn’t it a bit too much for the man to be so erect?

[Urgent] Account usage restrictions have been applied.

I’m preparing information about the new Zelda for those who haven’t won by this time.

>>106

It feels like I’m going to be overwritten all at once, and I’m kind of easy to manipulate.

【Mobile Order】Thank you for your order.

Thank you for your continued patronage.

Thank you.

This time, the McDonald’s mobile order

Thank you for using our service.

We have received your order with the following details.

>>107

What are you going to eat?

>>122

I bought the 15-piece nuggets because a new sauce for the nuggets came out.

>>122

Barbecue sauce x 1

Barbecue sauce x 1

Barbecue sauce x 1

>>138

Barbecue sauce licking uncle…

>>107

As expected… it’s the potenage…!

Notification of identity verification for enhanced security.

【Coupon Expiration Reminder】The expiration date for the Asobistore P member coupon is approaching.

I only receive ordinary emails like purchase confirmations or notifications that products have been shipped, so there’s nothing to expose…

Could it be that…

Isn’t Switch2 itself a lie?

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Order Date and Time: 2025-04-24 15:40:59

Product:

Sorry, but it seems that there is no Japanese text provided. Please provide the text you would like me to translate.

Milk Beverage Base With Floral Aroma 200g Bag (*)

Beans or powder: as beans

Unit price: \2,550 × 1

I apologize, but it seems you haven’t provided any Japanese text to translate. Please share the text you’d like me to translate, and I’ll be happy to assist you!

Total Amount: ¥2,550

[Expiring Soon] You have a 500 yen Yahoo Shopping gift certificate (expiration date: 4/30).

I think this is the most fun moment with Switch 2, even though I applied on a whim.

[Skeb] The work has been delivered.

“The game ‘Haifuka’ in your Steam wishlist is on sale!”

I wonder what kind of outrageous odds there will be at various stores.

>>120

Only Donki is unusually expensive, while the others aren’t that much.

Two more minutes!

Hurry up and finish me off; no matter what I do, I can’t focus.

Unattractive spam keeps appearing one after another.

[Geo App] Notification of Completion of Application for Lottery Sale of Nintendo Switch 2 Main Unit

Thank you for applying for the lottery sale of the Nintendo Switch 2 console.

*You cannot purchase products at the store with this email.*

We would like to inform you of the details of your application.

Nintendo Switch 2 (Japanese language, domestic only) Mario Kart World Set

We will send a separate email to those who have won.

Please follow the instructions in the winning email to complete the purchase process.

*This email is sent automatically. Please note that this email is for sending only, and we will not be able to respond to any inquiries if you reply directly. Thank you for your understanding in advance.*

Notice of Delivery Completion for Your Package

Is it safe to assume that I didn’t get in because I haven’t received an email?

>>127

Unfortunately…

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The billing amount for this month has been finalized; please complete your payment within the deadline. In the event that the payment deadline is missed, the supply of services will be suspended.

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The validity period for the update is 24 hours.

>>129

Pay for that instead of buying a Switch2!!

>>139

🐶Voo…

“‘Bunny Garden’ and three other items on your Steam wishlist are on sale!”

Vuu…!

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This time, aimed at improving the safety and convenience of the system.

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‘Kukkoro Deizu’ in your Steam wishlist is on sale!

[17:57] ★Seasonal Event “Egg Hunt” is currently underway! (Until around April 24th (Thursday) 23:59) For more details,

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Please take a look at this.

It’s coming.

If I didn’t win the lottery, I think even I, who is usually easygoing, wouldn’t be able to forgive SEGA.

>>142

SEGA is so lame, isn’t it!

>>142

I will make it so you can never create hard things again.

Spam Raising Anonymous!

I only get emails from the board of education…!

Remember the time when a flimsy envelope arrived?

A tremendous amount of spam emails is flooding in!!

Nothing has come…

Here it comes!!!

【Orders Now Open】Life-sized plush dolls of Eevee’s evolutions have arrived!

Come…

>>153

Te…

【Easy Entry with One Click】Huge Cashback Worth 100 Million Yen! V Points Festival Ongoing

Poke-Nage Extra Large… Night Double Cheese… Samurai Mac…

You three…!

I’m repeatedly hitting up the center for inquiries.

Starting tomorrow, we will hold a Rental DVD 100 Yen Festival and a Golden Week Sale!

[Doujin Software (DL)/R18] I did ×× with the explosive π gal, and had an erotic interrogation with the female knight… (♪) Recommended new picks for voice, ASMR, games, and video works.

If it’s 1000, everyone wins.

>>162

Put in more effort.

Nintendo’s common sense

The absurdity of the world.

The email quietly arrived at my address as if nothing had happened.

The writing was polite and there were no lies anywhere.

Thank you… that’s all I need.

Aren’t the anonymous folks getting too much weird spam?

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Come on!

Tokyo Electric Power Company Customer Support

[Urgent] Request for Payment Due to Overdue Electricity Bill and Emergency Payment

I live in a rural area, you know…

Wasn’t there an anonymous person saying that a notification or email would come at 6 PM? Where are you now?

>>171

I took care of it for you.

There are still 6 hours left in the afternoon.

Limited time left! ／ 5/7-23 (13 weekdays) / 3 times a week OK♪ Collecting goods

It has nothing to do with it, but I’ve been getting a ton of spam emails lately.

I want to be informed quickly, even if I was not selected.

I don’t want you to get my hopes up.

Fantia

＼Packed with attractive posts／Introducing noteworthy posts from popular creators!

The problem of too many anonymous buyers of erotic doujinshi.

>>180

Congratulations!

>>180

Congratulations!

Announcement of Gian’s Recital

The purchase process for the Nintendo Museum ticket has been completed.

>>182

That is the back mountain.

Quantity Item Price

1x Double Cheeseburger \690

1 Chicken McNugget R 15 pieces \490

Egg tartar sauce

Ripe Tomato Pizza-style Sauce

Barbecue sauce

1 Minute Maid® Orange (S) ¥240

Total: ¥1,420

10% Target \1,420

(Inclusive of consumption tax \129)

8% target\0

(Internal consumption tax \0)

Note: Items marked with an asterisk (*) are applicable for the reduced tax rate (8%).

Amount billed: ¥1,420

Ah, hehe.

You’re a piece of shit for stopping my email.

Users who solved the mystery embedded in the dried sweet potato email are now heading to the preliminary venue.

This is a receipt from Apple.

The product you requested has been restocked.

We would like to inform you.

■Product Information

BANDAI SPIRITS Mobile Suit Gundam SEED MGSD Freedom Gundam

That’s enough! No more Gian’s recital!

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