I’ll sneak into the king’s bed and sleep!

Just sleep it off, rally!!

There are weird texts from FF1, but are they all written by the same person?

It’s level up time! You’ve grown too!

Fragments of a hundred billion mirrors… a small light… the voice of an angel… Xenogears…

Link, sleeping here.

Even crabs are like that too.

I’ll turn it into dog quality.

Run away! What a bitter medicine!

The fool is drinking.

Something feels off, doesn’t it? Huh?

I’m sorry!

That’s good, isn’t it! Just for the broth.

Hey! You breast woman!

Let’s have another match!

Mugumugu? Mugumugu? Mugū really doesn’t make any sense.

What? Are you going to defeat Lord Hein?

I am Lord Hein’s servant! Die!

I don’t want to hear nonsense.

Become a high potion!

Turtleeee!!

Now! Power to the meteor!

It’s interesting that Fafafa has been present in every game up to FF6.

>>24

I hear this is called the Sakaguchi smile.

Don’t die!

I’m sorry!

Kai is also with us.

“Convenient, die!”

It’s about Romancing SaGa, but the impact of forcibly presenting this kind of text with kanji was quite something.

This kind of vibe is probably a beard.

…Sorry, but I’m going to take advantage of this.

Until Final Fantasy (FF) on PS, all the villains were laughing mockingly.

Mr. Tokida is quite a strange old man too.

Ribe Saga was quite deodorized.

As a result, Henry has become like a bow enthusiast…

During the Famicom era, I suppose Sakaguchi, Tanaka, Ishii, Kawazu, and Tokita were the ones writing.

If it’s 6, then it’s either Hige or Kitase.

It’s obvious, but older games had less volume compared to today’s, so it’s common to have one or two writers, which made it easier to express individuality.

It’s the same with Dragon Quest.

Moreover, it’s free!

>>42

Naked

Uboh!

It was probably the case that the artist was just having fun and drawing whatever came to mind.

Ugh! That person is getting in the way!

What a huge ruby!!

Still so green!

“Look at my status.”

【Library】

What is “hippegashi”?? I was wondering when I was a child.

Hehehe… Black Materia

>>50

Shh shh shh… White Materia

Gyan-ya!

>>52

This tempo is nice, isn’t it?

Uboh!

Die!

Just by itself, it’s interesting.

Looking at the text that can be read in FFT’s BGM appreciation mode, there are many eccentric people in game development.

The Tycoon King is generally strange.

>>57

Come over here…

Something is coming from the wall!

In this situation, someone there must be saying something, but the wording feels oddly distinctive and doesn’t quite lean towards either side.

One item that I seriously didn’t understand was soot.

>>60

For some reason, I can throw it.

Where it may be, in the interstice of dimensions.

Uboo!

As expected, it’s a crime…

Let’s not do it.

Hot, hot!!

Boiled octopus!? Boiled octopus!?

There were a lot of strange death throes.

>>66

Ginyaaa!

Games of this capacity during this time wouldn’t have created an accent unless they did at least this much.

I feel that the field text of DQ and other manufacturers had a relatively orthodox feel.

FF is oddly special.

I feel like there were a lot of strange texts.

Especially the explanation of the tools

>>70

The amount of text is unnecessarily large.

Gold needle

You’re being so stubborn…!?

I will return it to you now! I wonder who it is?

Raise

Yikes, I’m dead! But don’t worry.

Let’s bring them back to life with this magic!

Antidote

Saying “poison” is so uncool! Come on!

Let’s heal with this medicine. Who is it?

Potion

It’s a medicine that will help recover your HP.

Well then, who shall I apply it to?

I had to disappear.

The level-up in Secret of Mana 1 is truly a mystery.

Who is talking to me?

I remember that 6 had many strange lines from Orthros.

>>73

It’s completely like a octopus!

Because it’s free.

>>77

Please!

You apply potions…

It’s strange, or rather, it’s something like that.

Choose your special move.

Left, right, left, it’s A!

It’s not just Kirby’s carefree self, but you can really see the creators’ usual talk coming through.

No way, even Aaron-san too?

It can’t be Albedo, right…?

The giant ship has attacked.

Everyone has died!

I… like you… head.

I will die.

Heavier than I expected~! It’ll take me 5 minutes to lift this~! I love this kind of thing.

Limit Break of Highwind 7! Or something like that.

>>89

Hey, Cloud, what are you going to do? Huh?

I think Sakaguchi-san’s writing has a kind of playful feeling.

🌈Hey, Cloud. What are you going to do? Huh?🌈

People who have been around since the early days of Square tend to write distinctive documents.

Who said you could come in!

Damn it!

You were disguised as a princess!

>>95

…Gulp… but the essence of Saga is already seeping out at this point.

Guado’s potion works very well!

Sure!

I feel like FM and Gun Hazard weren’t that strange thanks to their adult taste, but when I think back, they really were strange after all.

I also like mysterious strong equipment that looks like a ribbon.

>>100

I was imagining something like a cool armor for the Minerva bodice, but it’s a bodice…

Oh!? It’s soft…

…Don’t joke with me…

That’s great, it’s free after all.