
Why in the world!?
>>1
I am an athlete!
The way I’m trained is different from those politicians!
There’s a meme overseas where a girl takes her clothes off and a senator comes out and punches Raiden away.
>>3
Right now?
>>48
The form may change, but the purpose remains the same…
>>126
Rejoice… the raven in my stomach
I want a Capnu!
This person’s ordinary meal is not needed, right…?
Memes, even about three years ago…
In the Reiwa era, it’s truly uncertain what will happen in the future when senators become internet memes and even collaborate with companies, as the control of patriots has diminished.
This is likely foreshadowing that the Steam version will be released in Japan.
>>7
Hah! Don’t lie!
>>7
Do you really think Konami has any conscience after going through a full cycle of the zodiac?
Was the fork in Cup Noodles part of the policy?
Plastic forks are delicious, but metal forks get too hot, so not too much…
You… are just instant noodles…
Take back the strong cup noodles!!
I was kicked away by NISSIN and it was no good.
It seems I misunderstood Nissin…
>>15
Did you understand!
>>15
!
Did you understand!?
>>15
Do you understand?! I want to get rid of boring ads too!
The pattern of someone running in is reminiscent of someone who bursts in while watching erotic videos.
I understand well…
I understand well…
I wonder how Unsho’s voice sounded.
It’s hilarious that the senator has made what Solidus wanted to meme-ify in the real world a reality.
>>24
Hmm…!?
Look at the ingredient list, you nutritional weakling!
>>25
The senator might be more suited for promoting PRO.
In the scene where it flies towards the last fork, that scene where Wolf throws the sword to Raiden, he’s not throwing it at you, so don’t just make it look good on your own.
Is this the long-awaited new recording of Katsuhiro Raiden?!
It seems I have misunderstood instant ramen.
It seems like the styrofoam container might get holes…
A nickname like “Kapnu” has been created without me even realizing it!
All you want is sales and reputation!
>>32
Then a happy face!!
>>32
Junk food like cup noodles has nothing to do with it. 🤛
Throw away food you don’t like!
That’s the America I aim for!
I’ll punch those incomprehensible abbreviations like cup noodles and cup ramen!
>>34
From my perspective, I’m not very familiar with Capnu either, Senator!
>>41
👊
>>41
(Runs and attacks)
Isn’t it because there are no chopsticks that can withstand this athlete’s grip strength?
Last time was the opening of MGSV, right?
>>37
Ah… we were doing that… calling Yoshitada Otsuka…
It’s too much to have them do whatever they want, even adding voices.
Raiden says that Capnu’s cooking is better than his wife’s!
Naked loves Chicken Ramen, but Capnu and everyone else keeps missing each other…
When it comes to Metal Gear, it’s instant ramen!
Nissin, who was properly understood with a fork, gets kicked away.
I’ll punch those guys who talk about complete foods and calorie control!!!
A commercial for extracting Chicken Ramen from a pass’s belly, please.
What a strong Nissin!
What is the pride of cup noodles!
Let the pigs eat that!
I will smash food that I don’t like!
That is the America I strive for!!
>>51
Are you really an athlete…?
I couldn’t help but laugh out loud; this video is unfair!
How about my advertisement…?
How many versions are there!!!!!!
You’re skillfully using Ishizuka’s existing lines, huh…?
I like it, Nissin! Make capnu!!
I also want to get rid of bad-tasting instant noodles.
The cm has changed…
Metal Gear Cup Noodle
Let me tell you this… Don’t even think about eating it in a minute, okay?
Health-conscious naturalist! Pretentious gourmet with a bad palate!
I’ll punch anyone who annoys me!
Doctor… disable taste control…
Eating with a fork, this is why Americans are like this!
How many patterns are you creating?
I am an athlete! My attention to meals is different from those politicians out there!
Punching Uncle Chapter
Uncle’s Further Punching Edition
It’s the third installment of the “Unbeaten Uncle” series.
The end of Rising’s regional lockout or foreshadowing for a re-release.
Why is Rising region-locked?
>>69
It’s not just Japan, it’s the whole of Asia, so it’s Konami’s fault.
>>73
Just come even if it’s only for the audio in English…
I’m feeling a mix of joy that MGR is moving now and sadness that there isn’t a new recording from Unsho-san, and it’s making me feel a bit strange.
Kicking away the Nissin logo, it’s just too wild now…
I don’t care about being vegan anymore! I’m just slurping noodles!!
How does it taste?
Three times is an exaggeration, right?
Due to expression regulations, effects, CG, and movies are different, and the Steam version follows the US standards, so it can’t be helped that it’s somewhat of a regional restriction.
>>77
There is a proper reason for the excessive pricing.
>>91
Do you understand now?!
However, change comes with sacrifices!
Those who didn’t eat the Kapnu with a fork will die, anonymous!
The Raiden here had more impact than this…
Let’s take back! The Cup Noodle special fork in the hands of individuals!
Look at social media! Information weaklings!!
A stingy vegan who eats weak food.
Muslims and omnivores.
I’ll punch those guys who don’t make any sense!
I definitely want rice in my soup…
And a spoon.
Hodriguez Hyakubukuryu
So this old guy was a character from Metal Gear?
>>85
I am an athlete!!
Forks Dye
>>86
That’s not it!
I thought it was either Pokémon or Uma Musume.
Please finally release the Steam version.
I also want to get rid of terrible food!
>>92
Even Raiden has no choice but to shake hands with this.
But to be honest, I prefer the Japanese version’s white liquid of Cyborg Blood over the red one because it feels more foreign.
>>93
I’ve always done things in white, so I was surprised to see Sam’s blood being bright red and thought, “Isn’t this guy a cyborg?!”
Even if you ask “What’s the topic?” I can respond with “Look at social media! You’re information disadvantaged!” so this guy is strong.
The genes of the senator are properly preserved.
It seems I misunderstood Kapnu…
The white liquid was very gooey, but the fact that only the red one was like that was a good effect, so I think it isn’t bad as it is.
The meme of the senator is rather much stronger in modern times.
I like the part where Jack’s awakening has the white blood as a metaphor for ecstasy.
>>101
I think it’s quite a metaphor.
I feel like only the official sources are calling it Kapnu…
If it’s just changing the color of blood or lip sync, that’s fine, but the angles of the movie are slightly different as well…
>>104
It’s somewhat different than I expected, the Steam version.
Unsho’s voice is too good…
It’s funny how it doesn’t come out of the cup noodle, but rather suddenly appears the moment you open the lid, which is quite sloppy.
How about it? Isn’t it a wonderful collaboration?
>>107
Your goal is ultimately money!
Then the approval rating!!
>>110
Certainly, as a company, we want consumer support!
Operating funds are also necessary! But I have a dream!!
>>107
Are you really a publicly traded company…?
>>107
Are you really a food company…?
It was no good when I kicked the logo.
The treatment of our company’s symbol is too careless.
When the Metal Gear was being developed, they weren’t doing a solid collaboration with Nissin, right?
The ramen doesn’t mention the product name and is instant noodles.
I understand well…
Nissin was applying pressure on retailers to inflate retail prices!!!!!!!
>>114
What is so expensive?! 😟
You should be able to understand the proper way of doing business!!
>>120
Next, I’m going to make you shut up…!
>>123
The ideals of capitalism are good, but…
I wanted to see how far we can go by promoting the development of a democratic national economy.
I wonder if they went out of their way to obtain permission and cut it out.
High-frequency fork
>>117
All the ones I stabbed just slid off and don’t help at all.
The remaster might be more realistic than the “Omakuni” release.
>>118
It’s a game from the PS3 era 12 years ago, so it’s really tough unless we make some adjustments, including fixing the awful camera.
>>118
The Metal Gear Collection vol. 2 hasn’t been released yet.
I understand well…
Eating cappnun with a fork is difficult, you know!!!!!!
>>119
!?
Raiden can’t eat Kapnu anymore.
>>122
If that were the case, I wouldn’t have had to suffer from Rose’s cooking…!!
>>122
Right now I can eat, and I also have a taste sensor; usually, I keep it off though.
Sam’s token has become a fork…
I understand well… that the voice of the senator cannot be newly recorded…
I wonder if Blade Wolf will bring me the Muramasa chopsticks.
Anyone who has been made to eat Kapnu…
It means you want someone to eat kapnu!
So good!!
Feed me more!!
Does Nissin think of advertising as an expensive service like Nico Nico Douga?
Make the place where it comes out a little nicer!
A Blade Wolf coming with chopsticks in its mouth for Raiden.
Can that body of theirs sustain a U.S. senator?
>>138
There should be business dinners as well, so I can’t be suspected there; I should be the type who can eat normal meals too.
It seems like proper digestion and absorption won’t happen.
It was Big Boss who was using a fork, right?
It’s been a while since I’ve seen Raiden…
>>165
Ah… I understand well…!
Konami is really terrible, you know!
It’s funny how memes have continued to be inherited until now.
Metal… Gear (Iron Fork)
You got instant ramen, huh!?
What the hell is up with only Katsuoki having a new recording?
I don’t want to make boring advertisements…
Did you specifically ask Mr. Kanyuu to take on the Raiden job…?
It’s amazing that a nearly side story from 12 years ago is being referenced like this…
When it comes to collaborations with ordinary food, you would think of Big Boss, right!
Well, I think it’s better to just smile when looking at the crap ads that are prevalent on the internet.
Rather the cream.
You can keep putting out good ads.
I think Nissin still has a bit of a conscience left for only sharing some of the stabbing material publicly online.
I always laugh at the part where Raiden gets hit in this meme.
>>157
Did you understand?
I felt that if you excessively rely on all kinds of jokes, it can become overwhelming and easy to get buried, just like at McDonald’s.
What does Director Kojima think?
>>159
It looks like they are laughing hilariously.
>>160
To be honest, I think I don’t really want to mention it too much considering the current situation!
>>159
I wonder if I’m chopsticks.
>>162
Fork! 🤜💥
As usual, the recent internet meme vibe of Cup Noodles is lame…
A genius at making originally funny memes cold, huh?
>>161
Do you understand now!?
I want to get rid of boring advertisements from the world too…!
So does that mean it’s successful because some cold thing has appeared?
Is this guy invincible?
>>166
In reality, it’s invincible…
>>167
A weakling who died from having their heart pierced after being sliced by Raiden with a sword…
>>170
I’m so happy…
It seems like they’re not satisfied with just a capnut and might be biting into a whole turkey.
Abolish the heretical flavors like curry!
>>169
I understand well…
Nissin has no convictions at all.
You’re a maggot leeching off past memes!
>>171
“Well, well, aren’t you bold… Then let me tell you something good…”
I have a dream!!
It can’t be helped, but Kanyo’s voice is quite different.
It seems that I’ve also been infected by a meme.
This time, I will make you popular…!!
Someone who has been treated to a meal wants to treat someone else!
Let me play Rising on PS5.
But in the end it has to be this waaaaaaay!!!! (fork)
Nice fork.
I’ll punch the guy who uses that disgusting abbreviation, “Kapnu”!
>>184
(Nissin getting beaten up)
Doing it after a long time, I feel nostalgic about the abundance of QTEs, and I thought, “I can’t just rely on my skills; I have to deal with this lever-mashing requirement…”
It’s a Japanese game, but the main trend is foreign memes and even though it’s food originating from Japan, the way of eating using a fork instead of chopsticks is too niche.
The senator meme that came all the way to Japan is just the surprise senator.
In reality, making an omelet and…!? Various places have become memes, so its popularity is quite high!
Make it possible for the Steam version!
When eating kapnu, it’s usually with chopsticks!
Wasn’t the Steam version originally not in Japanese?
“I laugh every time I see the part where he says, ‘Next, I’ll shut you up…!’ because he gets completely defeated in the argument.”
>>192
It’s not so much about defeat, but rather that the senator is too invincible, so the only option is to hit and stop him.
If that’s the case, getting entangled in the theory of a senator is a “yeah.”
I have a dream! There’s no way that racists who do this won’t become a topic of discussion…
There’s no other way but to silence them…
If you fight and lose, your opponent proves your theory, so it’s a truly invincible person…
A politician who is needed in this world right now but shouldn’t come.
The balance is incredible, as it contains a lot of crazy topics but still fits within the realm of sports.
>>198
I wonder if it’s fitting… It might be fitting…
>>202
Did you understand?!
I understand well… that Nissin is crazy!
What is that magma after all…?
Is the Shinkigeki that was posted at the same time for real and not an April Fool’s joke?
A theory that seems safe after going full circle because you’re picking fights in all directions.
I was a bit surprised that even the member of parliament, Horiuchi, had changed their voice…
Isn’t it hopeless for someone to have both wealth and status yet still be invincible?
So I’ll make them be quiet…
It’s difficult to eat with a fork…
It seems I misunderstood the fork… I understand now…
In order to throw the world into chaos, I allegedly assassinated foreign presidents, abducted street children to extract their brains and ship them out as combat cyborgs, sold off leftover child organs, and was deeply colluded with local police…
Come to think of it, it’s been since the instant noodles scene in MGS3…
Raiden takes people’s words too literally.
I definitely feel the same way; if I don’t like you, I’ll smash you! I could just be straightforward about it, but I’m serious, you know.
I totally thought that BGM would be playing, but it wasn’t, and I was a bit disappointed.
>>214
They probably couldn’t get rid of the ridiculous copyright.
>>217
The budget ran out just from roughly collaging the main scenes…
Just when I thought I was doing Raiden’s voice again after a long time, I had to engage in nonsensical questions and answers, Kenyu Horiuchi.
>>215
It’s better than a secret theater.
The way they are using the material is too forced just because they can’t re-record Ishizuka Unsho’s voice.
You turning Wolf’s famous scene into a fork…
Despite being official, the jarring transitions of lines like a sound MAD create such an intense vibe that it feels like a folk song, leaving me cold from the contrasting reasons behind all this.