
It’s someone looking in the wrong direction and talking to an imaginary friend…
Tachyon really understands cafes well, doesn’t it?
The way he quickly adjusts the height of the microphone stand is impressive.
Let’s finish this.
I absolutely dislike the one who seems deeply dissatisfied with the punchline.
I wonder which one is writing the material.
>>6
It’s a 100% Tachyon script.
>>7
It must be because it’s a dream!
I see, from the outside, it looks like the café is doing solo comedy every day.
It’s subtly terrible that I recognize the café as the “boke” side.
>>10
The cafe might say it wants to open the door to a new era.
We’re closer than I thought, huh?
I’m really tired of doing comedy routines with you.
Did Takion want to form a comedy duo seeing this in a dream?
Tachyon thinks of himself as the tsukkomi.
>>14
It seems that all the members of the new era think of themselves as the tsukkomi.
It might be a dream where we decided on a comedic routine together.
From the standpoint of waiting for the other person to approach me with my tsukkomi, I can see through the shortcomings of the new era Takion.
I knew that making strange things happen in a café was amusingly cute through fan works, but I didn’t expect them to do it officially.
>>19
The official Yoshimoto Shinkigeki parody has long since included a cafe.
The “morning” in the duo’s name “1 AM” can be understood from the initials of the two, but what is the origin of “1 AM”?
>>20
Because it’s the first generation.
The café shines with the intentionally silly role!
What are you going to do if you don’t act silly?
But I think the essence of a cafe is the humor.
The usual Tachyon is terrible, so I’m just making a comeback.
>>26
It’s the most mysterious statement.
I love the comeback “That’s not it!”
Wow, it’s interesting that there are such funny things starting with “Hello~”!
I absolutely hate it.
I think it’s quite a realistic dream if you leave out the assumption that you would refuse it in reality.
I mean, with a stand microphone! I want to try doing ○○! Then there’s the flow of arranging tempura rice bowls, which is a pretty standard thing I often see, so Tachyon really watches a lot of comedy routines, huh?
>>32
Pocke-chan, calm down.
>>32
It seems to show interest in the hardness of a bear monkey.
I feel like a life of just soaking in this kind of content as a Uma Musume fan would be fine.
Are you perhaps taking some strange drugs, Tachyon?
I couldn’t do it with the tachyon welcoming.
The tension of the Tachyon is strange, but the atmosphere of the cafe is pretty much always like this…
>>39
It feels like they would barely accept it if it weren’t for Tachyon.
>>41
It’s okay.
Even against tachyons, if you plead desperately, they might take you on.
>>49
I absolutely hate it.
>>49
Tachyon: “She is weak against pressure.”
Cafes may seem mysterious, but they’re quite mundane and often playful.
Even if I were the fool, it’s impossible for Takion-san to be the straight man…
>>42
Tachyon may be ignored for research purposes, but it has common sense…
There’s nothing but regular jokes, and there’s no variety in the punchlines.
Well then, why don’t you give stand-up comedy a try… Jungle Pop… maybe I should stop…
Adjusting the height of the microphone at first is quite elaborate.
Pokkē-kun is better at comedy, you know.
Why is there such a video before the anniversary?
>>48
Because the tachyon dreamed…
>>48
Is it hinting that a foal from Manhattan Cafe is coming?
>>63
Deep Sky Implementation!
>>74
That’s my offspring…
In the case of cafes, it feels like things are breaking down little by little.
This is going to be a first-round loss in M1.
It seems like a promotion for the Blu-ray release of “New Era’s Door,” but there wasn’t any direct advertisement.
Tachyon, who is trying to do comedy just by having high tension, should aim to become a solo comedian who appears on entertainment shows.
Isn’t this comedy a foreshadowing of the new scenario?
Isn’t it just a regular Sumire Uesaka about halfway through?!
But isn’t the fan appreciation festival for apps usually like this?
There was a post saying that the new era’s door isn’t quite funny enough.
I thought it was about the movie, but it might have been about this comedy routine.
Let’s add Shakar and make it a trio, then have them perform a double joke routine with some punchlines.
This is a type of tsukkomi that is relying too much on the boke.
It’s interesting just because Takicafe is doing it.
Tachyon… do a stand-up comedy…
It’s more like 90% Sumipe than Tachyon.
Both the jokes and the comebacks are weak…
The tachyon script is no good; let me write it at the café.
>>67
I could see until 1:00 AM that I was challenging with the Tachyon script instead of the café in the UM-1 finals.
I want to do stand-up comedy too!
That’s right, come on, Dant!
The Blu-ray of “New Era’s Door” will be released on February 19.
It was probably just a convenient opportunity taken while filming that PV.
If you’re going to do it anyway, there should have been something more.
The one who had the best experience in this project is Uesaka.
Is game commentary coming too?
Since that one is more serious by nature, it’s impossible to make them do a comedic routine or banter with Takion.
You should learn that the ability to have exchanges based on such outrageous jokes always depends on the way the cafe is approached.
>>73
It seems like Tachyon is behaving strangely, but fundamentally it’s just joking around based on common sense.
It feels like Gorshi and Mac-chan.
I can’t do comedy with you anymore.
Are you serious about that?
If you were serious, you wouldn’t bother spending time in the same room.
Hehehehe.
>>77
Stop it, it feels too right in a way that makes it not feel right at all.
In other words, the 4th anniversary is an event where Uma Musume teams up to aim for being the funniest in the academy, right?
>>78
Stop attacking the line that might just get you in trouble.
>>78
It’s still better if it’s an event, but we can’t deny the possibility of a training scenario coming.
>>78
Hehe… an event where the emperor endorses the event and I outshine everything more than the race…
>>86
It seems tougher than Saudi Arabia in the qualifiers.
It’s a setup for a comedy routine on April Fool’s Day.
I did mysterious Olympic games, mysterious vegetable cultivation, and mysterious robot making too.
I have no confidence at all in saying that the mysterious comedy competition will not come.
Saige… M1… we’re connected now.
Could it be that the legendary Uma Musume was a championship-winning Uma Musume?
It’s true that there’s a lot of Uma Musume commercials playing on M1.
>>89
Drive-In Tori Saga Store
Mejiro-1
Apart from Cafetaki, it’s not too out of place to see Wodasu and Ogutama doing stand-up comedy around here.
>>93
The stand-up comedy is full of awkwardness.
I wonder what it is about these two that they’re being voiced by relatively prominent voice actors.
I am still of an age where I can work as an idol, singing and dancing.
That’s right, Cygames was a sponsor of M1.
I want to see Shakaar daringly take on a comedic role.
On the way, Tachyon said, “Hey, let me open the automatic door too. Let’s switch roles for opening the door.”
What do you think about this comedy, Tama?
>>99
That’s pointless.
If it comes to this, I’ll team up with King or Ainace and take the top spot!
>>101
Tama?
Aren’t you forgetting someone, Tama?
A horse girl who is really good at puns pleaded with me, so I reluctantly let her have it, please forgive me.