Yotsuba-like

If you make a mistake, let’s start counting from where we left off!

I’m just going to brush it off a bit, even if I mess up.

>>7

I could have done this much back then too.

Kids have plenty of free time.

>>12

On the contrary, children sometimes order cheap things to be considerate of their parents…

I am made to read the same picture book several times.

Well, as long as it helps them sleep well, I guess that’s fine.

When I was involved in an infinite shiritori hell for two hours, I was trying to think of words just by seeing the letters or hearing the words for a while, and then I was like, “That’s enough for me!”

Just like with work, eventually you’ll be able to manage it more casually.

In other words, if that doesn’t happen, it will collapse.

I was made to play an infinite life game.

When I was asked to do an infinite shuffle of cards, I cursed myself.

Cute absurdity

The reason children are full of energy is that

Because the body is so light that it doesn’t require much energy to move it.

That’s because it is allocated to growth metabolism and activity energy.

The reason a baby either sleeps or cries all day is because they don’t have to move their body that weighs dozens of kilograms.

>>23

No, but I’ve heard that children’s recovery during sleep is even more solidly maintained than that of elite athletes.

I feel that the youthfulness of the cells is different in the first place.

>>23

Isn’t the aspect of baby sleep being important for brain development quite significant?

>>52

Babies sleep for about 4 hours because their brains are not processing complex tasks.

The mother, who was about to sleep because her child finally fell asleep, is made to suffer from a sleep disorder.

>>65

That’s why it was necessary to raise children in groups.

I only watch the same anime and read the same books, and when I’m pressured to go out, everything feels boring no matter what I do.

I never thought I would become weary of my child’s utter dullness.

I can’t help but keep going round and round on the slide; it’s just so much fun!

The child is under regeneration.

My dad really started to hate Frozen… Every time “Let It Go” played around town, he had a face like he was crushing a bitter bug.

Kids tend to want to watch the same piece on loop…

O… little brother…! Little brother…!!

I hope they get into masterpieces or works that make children happy…

Are kids today playing Fortnite or something?

What is that old-fashioned translation?!

One hundred!

…one hundred one… one hundred two…

I used to do paid volunteer work at a child welfare facility, and while it was easy, it was also tough.

The card game of works I’m not interested in is boring…

The rules are overly complicated…

I’ll be playing multiple times in a row today, and I’m going to do this again next week…

>>38

I think anything related to competition is interesting… Could it be that my job change is to a children’s club…

>>135

– I don’t really understand the rules.

The deck I use is one that a second grader made, and honestly, it wasn’t really thought out.

If you win poorly, you’ll be cried at.

That’s… isn’t it difficult to enjoy this?

>>147

It’s difficult to gauge the balance of entertaining guests, isn’t it?

I’m worried that if I do it blatantly and it’s obvious that I’m not taking it seriously, I might end up making someone unhappy.

The number is relatively concentrated on their side, so it can be managed to flow appropriately.

It’s a hassle when it requires a response from this side.

It seems that a top-class torture has arrived since the beginning of the series.

>>40

I should have set this up for the princess…

>>42

The princess is so bored that she has plenty of time.

Children learn through repetition.

>>43

That’s good because it’s fun!

I’m also counting to 250 in the bathroom.

Children find it fun just to count numbers.

I can do at least this much…

No, this is rather tough.

Some nameless ones whisper in my ear, “zero, zero, zero.”

Don’t you think that hearing someone say “hustle” helps us get things done somehow?

The Demon King’s brother is Mr. Library History… definitely a recommendation for a book that will come up later…!

It’s nice to hear all the characters from beloved works like Anpanman and Pokémon.

How many are there…?

I want Mao-chan to have a child and become a mother.

>>54

It’s normal in that empire.

If you like kids, shouldn’t you be able to date naturally?

>>56

It’s cute, but this is pretty tough.

Infinite Soccer Hell in the Blazing Sun

I remembered being forced to play hide-and-seek infinitely with my cousin’s daughter whom I met for the first time.

It’s easier than moving around and getting hurt.

I can only think that way.

Why can I keep watching Anpanman…!

>>63

A friend’s two children, who are born a year apart, are attached to me and were watching Anpanman on my lap.

I started watching one after another… Huh? There’s still more to watch…? I’ve already seen three episodes, you know? That came to mind.

When the numbers become appropriate, the children will start to get bored, so if you distract them with something suitable, they will be drawn in.

Snacks and such

>>64

I will force you to count in order to give you a sense of accomplishment for completing it.

Hehe… big brother… I’m scared of the time when I learn the multiplication table…

If it’s a new story, that’s still good.

It keeps looping endlessly on DVD.

Most of the time, they get bored first.

Mao-chan, who has the guts to count up to 1000, is impressive.

If I show them Netflix, it will go on forever, so it’s no good.

>>71

A TV show that ends in one episode every week or every day is compassionate.

It’s really better not to give videos to kids.

When you give them an iPad, they become quiet.

My nephew is hooked on the JoJo’s punch scene and is just watching it endlessly.

I remember specific scenes from specific episodes very well.

Not endlessly, but truly forever.

I’m watching until I run out of stamina.

…aren’t you getting tired of it?

>>76

I’ll keep watching until I fall asleep, and I’ll also refuse to eat.

>>76

Thirty-five

Thirty-six

Okay, it’s over! Next, let’s play with the building blocks! They also come at you with unexpected moves.

When I finish reading the picture book, it snaps shut and I’m taken back to the first page.

Children can engage in repetitive tasks that adults cannot endure without getting bored.

And then suddenly get bored.

>>80

Just a moment ago, they were playing with high energy, but then suddenly they said they were bored, and it was surprising.

Children watch YOUTUBE, right?

When you’re usually full of energy, I can understand that, but could you please be a bit more quiet when you have a high fever?

It’s very difficult to raise children in modern times when it’s become hard to rely on grandparents and neighbors for help.

Recently, at a gathering with friends, someone brought their child, and it really felt like the pictures you see online; it was quite the hassle, and I had no choice but to just deal with it casually.

Even so, I thought it was amazing that one of my friends kept listening and engaging with a smile the whole time; that’s a kind of innate talent.

The conversation changes frequently, and the person doesn’t really care that much about various things.

Single mothers who are dealing with little kids by themselves must be going crazy.

It would be easy if the grandparents could entertain me during times like this.

While I was serving customers at work, a child who seemed to be around kindergarten age got attached to me and jumped on me.

I was carrying them on my back while serving customers, but by the time I finished, they had fallen asleep on my back.

Kids are too free…

It feels like I’m accompanying someone reading a hiragana reading book every night…

I only let myself read my favorites and skip half of it, but there are about 80 to go until the end.

If I finish saying it all, I’ll wrap it up with “Good night!” and then we’ll both fall asleep.

Children can be dangerous if you take your eyes off them for just a moment.

It’s tough that the side engaging with the other always has to stay vigilant.

>>90

When there are two or three children, it’s impossible for a single mother… Daycare is really important.

And the difficulty of preschool teachers can also be imagined…

>>90

My niece was just wandering around holding chopsticks, and it was scary…

When I tried to take it away because it was dangerous, they resisted, so I was at a loss about what to do…

If I had infinite free time and energy, I would want to keep watching over you because you’re just so cute…

>>96

I wanted to touch a running train until about the second grade of elementary school.

I remembered that thing.

>>97

When I suggested showing off in front of our relatives, they got embarrassed and refused to do it.

Looking back on my early childhood, I had about 20 or 30 picture books, but I would endlessly have the same 2 or 3 books read to me, so I really admire my parents’ patience.

Because I can play the same anime on heavy rotation.

It’s nice to be able to manage without worrying too much about the supply of new programs.

Anpanman… Curious George… New Thomas… Just a little time, please help me…

>>103

Request: Husband

Condition: Except for the eldest son

The world of Sazae-san and Chibi Maruko-chan.

That’s how much they require the same things, to the point where it feels like we’re about to start a cult quiz!

Even though it’s been said already, what is it about having around 30 options and still only rotating through about three of them for a lifetime?

>>106

Since the amount of information accumulated in my head is still small, it takes a long time to get bored!

Looking back on my childhood, it was my daily routine to read the same picture book out loud before going to bed…

You’ve really put up with me, parent… Even though it’s thin, I read the same picture book endlessly every day…

It’s true that just listening is painful, but…

Compared to infinite tag or infinite hide and seek, this is still better, Fire Uncle.

It’s easy if you start chanting numbers on your own while making food.

Before this stage, there is also the infinite “peek-a-boo” phase, so parents in the world have a hard time.

If they’re feeling lazy, giving them a smartphone will keep them engaged with YouTube or social games for a long time, so I recommend it.

>>114

My eyesight is getting worse, and I can’t rely on that too much…

>>114

If my cousin raised her child like that, a first grader addicted to Minecraft videos would have been born.

We only provide a challenge-based educational app for digital learning at home.

Wow… they’re still at it after all this time…

>>114

A child who is not mature enough to filter information cannot have a free pass…

How reliable is the Anshin Filter?

>>123

At one time, I was able to access this place too.

>>129

The bulletin board is a child-rearing support site!

>>129

The moral superiority of the bulletin board has been proven once again…

Because pots and Bakusai are subject to various regulations and restrictions.

Is it Mitsume-chan?

Since I’m tall, I get urged to do high things.

After more than ten times, my arms are dying.

The next child is coming.

If handled roughly, children can instinctively feel it, so it’s truly hell where you can’t even respond coldly.

I know that a mom can stop it well.

My nephew grew up watching nothing but anime on his tablet, and now he only speaks in a typical otaku way, with phrases that sound just like lines from anime, which is quite tough to handle.

People continue to learn from their surroundings even as adults.

If you only give them anime, it’s only natural that they’ll start talking like in anime.

I was freaked out because my nephew, who was crawling on the ground during New Year’s, is now standing and moving around.

I was supposed to be in the room, yet I really disappear without a sound.

Recently, there has been an increase in anonymous users with children, and parenting threads have been becoming more active.

I wonder if this is hell on earth.

>>126

Why don’t you just have kids yourself?

>>131

Why did you suddenly stab with a knife?

>>131

I see that approach now.

I’ll give it a try, thank you.

My cousin’s child said they wanted to play Concentration with cards, so I joined them, and during their turn, they kept flipping cards until they could pick one up.

I was asked to look after my nephew for three hours, so I invited him to watch Thomas together and we were having fun, but suddenly he stood up in the middle of the anime, dashed to the wall, and started crying. I was genuinely shocked like, “What the heck!?”

Do they see something that I can’t?

The dogs and cats at my parents’ house are being used as toys by my nieces and nephews, and I can’t believe they are so patient with it.

When I tried to let go, it felt like everything was fine, and they went back to hell on their own.

>>133

They have an instinct that tells them not to lay a hand on small children unless they go too far…

If you go too far, they’ll definitely bite back.

I have been to a Boy Scout-like mountain adventure as a staff member, but it was tough.

Look! Hey, look! Uncle! Hurry up! When I looked because they were making a fuss, there was just a little beetle…

I am exhausted both physically and mentally because I keep calling out multiple times and immediately go to dangerous places to die.

I think harnesses for children aren’t abuse or anything; they’re like a lifeline because kids can dash away too quickly.

>>139

You see it at supermarkets and such, right?

A child suddenly takes off.

Instead, it makes me wonder how they used to control unruly kids without harnesses back in the day?

They normally dive into the drainage ditches by the rice fields…

>>141

The child who could not be controlled was dead.

>>141

They just died and were eliminated because they couldn’t be controlled.

>>141

Those who die in childhood are unlucky!

Ah, that’s great!

Even if you’re anonymous, if there’s a marathon broadcast of a death game, you’d be watching it all the way through, right?

>>142

Children tend to watch a specific episode over and over again.

My 4-year-old nephew is fitting the jigsaw puzzle pieces together with ease, and I thought, is he a genius or what!?

I was told that everyone thinks that way at first.

The other day, I was Pikachu for about two hours, and before that, I was the little rabbit from Chiikawa for two hours.

I can only cry out “Pikachu” now.

>>145

It’s still good that Pikachu can hold the Pikadex variant.

Two hours, huh? That sounds exhausting.

It’s frustrating that someone who can’t even write their ABCs starts searching using voice recognition when given a tablet.

I feel like there were really many child death accidents during the Showa era, but it’s just that there were more children, so it’s not a problem.

When I think about it now, I did quite a few things as a child where I could have died with just one mistake.

If I were the one in charge while playing tag on top of a tetrapod, I would stop them with a pale face.

The playground equipment from the Showa and Heisei eras was quite a machine for thinning out children.

Removing it for safety reasons is, well… the right call…

>>151

We were really into a game where the winner was the one who could jump off the swing at its highest point and land far away, but it got banned because a lower grade student tried to imitate it and broke a bone…

When I face an opponent in Pokémon cards and feel like I’m about to lose, my plush Snorlax always destroys my board, and I always end up losing.

Why would you pick such an old man to be your playmate, nephew?

The issue of when to throw away flowers given to you by a child.

When I jokingly teased my mother about throwing away a relative’s child’s flowers, saying, “Ah, you threw them away, that’s terrible,” she got really angry.

Thanks to my nephew making me his infinite shoulder ride man during winter break, I once had to take a day off from work at the beginning of the year due to body pain.

Centrifugal force is too captivating for children.

When I played with them using a sponge sword, those three banded together and beat me up like crazy, making me feel like Urashima Taro’s turtle. I can’t forgive them.

Recently, a play area using the open space on the first and second floors has been built in the local Aeon.

Since there’s a Starbucks nearby, I was glancing over there and saw kids having a blast on a 12-meter high aerial playground made of ropes, and I was really impressed by their complete lack of fear.

Once I start playing games, I will graduate from the infinite hell, so it will become easier.

A different infinite hell of competition begins, but…

>>162

Wow, I got beat! I thought I would do it for them, but they started instead.

Whoa… kids these days are so good at games…

It feels a bit like a one-trick pony, but…

If it’s my own child, no problem.

However, if it’s someone else’s child, it’s torture.

Conversely, does that mean torture is like dealing with children?

>>166

Someone who says tough lines like “Being tortured is better than dealing with kids.”

Because everyone was giving birth more than dying in accidents.

>>169

In the past, people used to have four or five children without any hesitation.

>>169

There was a child who died from eating bread too quickly and made the news, but I think there used to be a fair number of cases like that, if not common.

Look at me!

I lost to a 5-year-old in Pokémon cards on the second turn!

I never thought I would be killed just like that without any Poffin or anything coming from Seed 1.

If anything, boys continue to indulge in endless tag even in middle and high school.

You’ll be shown a scene of just going down a slide with no changes, over and over and over again.

If you’re fiddling with your smartphone or looking away, you’ll get scolded, and every time you slip, you have to make a comment or you’ll get scolded.

But the content always slides the same way every time.

Torture

>>175

But if you treat this place carelessly, it will affect your character development later on.

Tiring.

Please… just take a nap already… or rather, let me sleep…

>>177

When I take a nap, I feel completely refreshed and it makes me laugh.

Y-you… that’s the recovery power from the game world…

Even now, there are still unexplained deaths.

Well, it is a happy occasion to celebrate Shichi-Go-San…

I thought I wouldn’t lose in Smash Bros, but I was surprised at how sharp their reflexes were, even more than the techniques.

I think it would be just right for both sides if children could transfer half of their stamina recovery to their parents.

I wonder if that will happen as science advances…

My six-year-old nephew, whom I only see during New Year’s or Obon.

Every time we meet, he invites me to play games like Smash Bros or Mario Kart.

It seems like you’re playing with someone who doesn’t even have that title, is weaker than me, and typically doesn’t hang out with me much.

One

Meals for lunch and dinner also help in recovering physical strength…

With a sound like “gyuun,” I’m recovering.

Just a moment ago, it was making a full power noise, but it can run out of battery and fall asleep in an instant.

A single anime endless loop had a positive effect on children’s personality development…

So that’s what the story about endlessly playing Morukar was all about…

Even if it’s the same content loop, there are new discoveries for children every time.

Guide them to things they can do alone and that won’t be too boring for you as well.

It’s something you do every day, I guess.

In the past, when I was experiencing infinite Totoro and infinite Dumbo, I was able to recite all of Totoro’s lines, and the pink elephant would appear in my dreams.

The desire for children to win with their own abilities without holding back is strong, so it’s also necessary to have the technique to compete without letting them know you’re holding back!

I had been asked for an infinite picture book, but one day I suddenly got bored! I was told to stop that.

It’s growth.

It’s fine if I’m stuck in an infinite loop by myself, but it’s tough because they get grumpy if I don’t watch with them.

The YouTube children’s channel is a lifesaver!

Thomas is a true savior until he gets through.

Let’s go for a DVD eternal loop!

Children seem to be like they have Asperger’s.

>>197

From there, it is said that there was a lack of growth, which is referred to as “nameless.”

I couldn’t help but laugh when my nephew was stuck in an infinite loop of the Green Giant Story.

>>198

You have the potential to become a remarkable nameless one.

It’s hard to tell whether I can endure it because I occasionally interact with my uncle, or if it feels tough because we only interact occasionally.