Again, something I don’t really understand…

Is it a sequel to The Last Soldier?

What about the trailer program!?

It might be a hit if it was on an afternoon show.

Does that mean you will also update the note in real-time alongside x?

Did you see it in Bee Keeper?

It was a survey from a little while ago, so it’s probably regarding countermeasures for X’s issues.

I want to see it normally!

Yeah, I’m feeling a bit off today.

I haven’t met my college friends in five years… It was difficult to return home after repeating a year… ?

Your daughter is too hawkish.

The intelligence quotient is so low that it can be compared to Neo Saitama!

The narrator has come…

A considerable number of heads are clicking F5 for several hours, but can Note withstand it?

Well, it should be fine.

The conversation is moving too quickly!

I received the ababar.

What does Eileen think of Dad?

The Ping Pong cards have a pretty decent font and everything, but I wonder if they really had TCG Company make them.

Is it a trailer!?

A relaxed B-grade feel suitable for a weekday afternoon.

It was a trailer program!

>>22

We just had a screening, you know…

April Fool’s just isn’t the same without this preview program.

I thought the writing was messy, but it was just a trailer.

Trailer program, here it comes!

Another chance, huh!

Speaking of which, I feel like I don’t watch many Japanese movies focused on dogs.

>>29

Recently, there was a story of a dog that traveled thousands of kilometers to reunite with its owner who had been separated due to the earthquake.

It depends on the game, but does the PS2 output 60fps?

Woof (I want to be friends, woof)

Sometimes I get teased for being low poly.

But…

It’s too shocking and ridiculous for the PS2 to become such an old hardware that it’s used for trolling.

What were 1 and 2, Polygon Jacky?

>>38

Polygon Jacky

“Hey, where are you from?” “I’m from 30,000 years in the future.” A mysterious creature, Polygon Jackie, suddenly appears before Mike, the bullied kid! “Hey, Mike, your dad is a loser.” Relentless bullying from classmates! “Stop it! My Kung Fu is going to come out swinging!” Jackie defends him!

*This operation cannot be performed*

“Jackie! Jackie!” “Help! I’m stuck and can’t move!” “Jackie…!” It feels a bit awkward, a bit stiff… but also somehow nostalgic and warm… When did we lose the heart to believe? A miraculous fusion of live-action footage and 3DCG that awakens warm emotions… Polygon Jackie!

>>41

You’ve become a completely nostalgic presence…

Low poly is so lame, right?!

Is it so real that it’s like an ordinary dog?

In the latest work, it became realistic, but for some reason, the cuteness was lost.

Did the original Polygon Jacky speak… What happened in 2 that led to the dog…

Damn long advertisement!

“Let me introduce you to my dog, Jackie.”

(The BGM stops.)

“Yeah, right… it’s a cute dog.”

Is Polygon Jackie’s ending a death?

3 was a flop, but 4 sold well.

Mr. V

Mr. V… Vertigo?

Eh, stop it.

Something dangerous has come.

Shinobi Korosu

Is that… horror-themed?

Is this the main story?

Keep the part about killing a little more polished.

Is Korosu Ninja becoming a TSVtuber?

>>58

Concurrent viewers 660,000 (clan members)

You’ve gone beyond the uniform matrix, haven’t you?

Just by reading it, my IQ and SAN value are decreasing.

Vtuber, is it V-san with Shino Bikorosu?

This movie feels like a horror program.

Make it more than 6.66 million!

>>63

I think in the past it would have been exaggerated to 46,438,930,000.

>>68

Let’s enjoy the absurdity of something that remains a realistic number.

It’s a movie that hints at the connection between Kaze Ninja and Koros Ninja.

The year before last was Harry Potter, last year was a fighting game, but I wonder what it will be this year…

There’s a risk of the ego becoming diluted like this, so it’s necessary to use a different name from your real name, like an alias.

>>67

I can’t go any further than that.

>>67

I know, right~

But, you know…

I see, huh~

>>67

It’s like a half-brother born from Harry Potter.

Last year’s Masurada was taken over by Umehara’s ego…

BORN IN RED BLACK?

It’s already been a year since Chadonaaf…

Ninja Slayer came out 10 years ago… Aieeeeee!!!

>>77

Well, the name has changed, hasn’t it?

Obsidian black?

N1N1ASLA1ER – B0RN 1N 0BS101AN B1A0K

A year has passed since the Ninja Slayer Shitty Character Chronicle.

>>80

Dogura=San, please try throwing Agamemnon once.

If you get hit here, you’ll lose half your health and then they will follow up with a wake-up attack.

>>93

I could talk about the crappiness of Den-Suryuken for about ten minutes.

It would be like a comic book-style “what if” story where Fujio is actually Ninja Slayer.

Dive in/To the far reaches of space

>>83

Plasma (Agamemnon) piercing through in front of me.

Are you saying “born in obsidian black”?

What kind of black will be born if it’s not red-black?

>>85

Rashomon! Blue, red, black!

Speaking of obsidian, it is the master, but is that really the case?

Master!

Speaking of April Fool’s Day, isn’t it a story that swings hard to the right in terms of absurdity?!

>>89

There are quite a few people who seriously parody things like “Last Boy Standing.”

I want a ninja like Machi to appear.

It starts with such a serious atmosphere that it’s hard to believe it’s an April Fools’ joke.

Oh, Fujio.

Neo-Saitama of the Soukaiya victory route.

Fujiya is switching from Hagane to Naraku because it seems stronger over there.

Das Hardcore Tales immediately catches onto trends.

>>98

They are the ones who quickly get their hands on ChatGPT, Grok, and generative AI images; their attitude is different.

(Masurada coming through the ticket gate)

It seems like a flow that would normally make sense in the main story, but what is it this time?

Mirror shade = Sun?

The theory of the fastest Naraku capture RTA has emerged, and it’s no good.

Mirror shade = is it a sun?

How about talking about that alternate timeline while also promoting TRPG?

Missionnel-San

So far, it’s just an ordinary Ninja Slayer…

Missionary?

This is

Missionnaire-San’s

Is it a matter of distinction?

Missioner!? Is it not a mirror shade = sun!?

Ah, is this what they’re doing with Zeke Axe in Ninja Slayer…?

When I searched on the wiki, it seemed like a ninja-related reference with only the n-file mentioned about Red in Black.

Not appearing in the main story.

>>113

In the prototype version, there’s a character that belongs to Kabuki Com.

If it’s a conflict with the zaibatsu, it does seem somewhat like the timeline of Part 1.

Is it someone else…?

Is this an alternate storyline for the main story?

It’s not just the mysterious Jiu Jitsu of Missionnel-San that extends its limbs, but there’s also stealth?

It feels similar to the kind of rewrite we had before this season.

It’s related to Protoninja Slayer, and seriously, is this really going to be Zeek Ax?

Ah, a timeline where the Marunouchi conflict itself is gone and Fujikido Ninja Slayer is never born…?

The trilogy is also a reboot.

It’s gotten out of hand!

Possibility of born-in from Fuji’s perspective…? A scene that interprets the Fujikido family…?

If it hadn’t been for the conflict that day, would Fuyukotochinoki still be alive…?

Marunouchi Showdown?

Daedalus-san is dead!?

Daedalus is losing!? This is definitely an IF route.

The Soukaiya side is quite surprisingly normal, so this might be a world line where Saint Raomoto actually gets assassinated.

Rather, will Zaitsu Slayer Fujio be born through the Zaitsu victory route…?

That Daedalus-san…

By the way, what was the goal of the Marunouchi conflict?

>>131

Causing a massacre and giving rise to Ninja Slayer.

>>131

Mufofofo!

If Arachnid-san does this, Raomoto will die.

If Daedalus dies, then history will certainly change…

It’s often said that the reason for Sokaia’s victory was being able to keep Daedalus-san hidden, so if we overturn that premise, the story would change dramatically.

I’m really serious about doing Gundam.

Ah, it would be impossible without Daedalus.

I have no obsession with Nancy-san, and I probably can’t become a green ghost either…

In the main story, Daedalus was supposed to fend off all of Zaibatsu’s electronic attacks alone.

A world where there are crazy hacker ninjas who can handle Daedalus in the Zaibatsu…

>>138

If Nancy-san were at Zaibatsu, I would laugh.

Kukiki…

Kaito bastard, you jerk!?

What are you doing at Zaibatsu, you punk!

A mythical-level fraudster has caused trouble again…

Can someone who lives in reverse time do something like this…?

What kind of ninja is this… and who are you?

To play Daedalus, you need a myth-class ninja, and paradoxically, if you don’t have that… Well… you know…?

>>147

By the way, it also means that the development of historical alteration, which probably wouldn’t happen in the main story, could be done by that Kukiki.

I see, it’s Zikakus.

Speaking of which, Sugi-san mentioned that he went to see it twice in the daily report.

I watched the NFiles about the Born-In, but it seems that the Zaibatsu’s Marunouchi attack was leaked to the Soukaiya side in advance, so the Zaibatsu outsmarting them is completely an IF route.

Although it’s thicker than the time of the standing dead, don’t go around acting as you please in the 2030s just because you’ve made a comeback!?

It’s truly absurd that I was able to trigger NSRS with such a ridiculous entry and kill it, it’s way too over the top.

Hagane!?

NINJASLAYER HAGANE – BORN IN OBSIDIAN BLACK

Is this an IF Neo-Saitama Trilogy where Ninja Slayer is not born due to Kaito’s interference?

Did they mention what Keito was doing in the trilogy?

>>157

Unknown

Seriously, everything is completely unknown.

Rather, at this time, Fuji was influenced by Bepin and had a weak sense of self, so from the very beginning, it was a different route.

Could this be that Fujio will become Ninja Slayer?

It’s scary that none of the beautiful words come out.

Is Fujio even on a different level?

Since there are actual cases of multiple souls possessing someone, it may be possible to have both Hagane and grandpa at the same time…

Upon closer inspection, it really says “Bepin” in a thorough katakana notation.

The soul inside isn’t made of steel, is it?

Even the mission-nels of this world stretch their limbs!

Fuji is strong.

Even in the IF world, this is the first depiction of an Ikusa scene featuring Missionel=San.

Thinking about the fact that the Fujikido family will all likely die normally evokes complex feelings.

>>168

In the first place, in this world line, it’s unclear whether the Fujikido family even came to the tempura restaurant.

>>168

Because of that damn ninja from the zaibatsu, it became a big deal that I had to kill everyone around me who was mortal!!

It seems that if the assassination route of Raomoto is successful, those things don’t matter anymore.

Without a beautiful girl, is it Death Lily!?

Ah, instant death.

I quickly departed.

I might take in and mentor the Chichinoki, who survived and became a Naraku host, by seeing myself in them.

It’s Impairment-San!

Gee! Impairment-san!

Since Keito has shown up, I can’t tell what’s happening on the Zaibatsu side.

Impalement = Sun!

Unlike Missionnel-San, it doesn’t seem like we can easily turn to Christianity here!

Is impairment coming here!?

If Kaito and Slowhand team up, they might be able to kill Raomoto-san, but I can’t predict what will happen next.

>>181

The fraudster may not be directly involved here at the point when they crushed Daedalus and changed history.

If you successfully catch them off guard, there is a possibility that you could actually kill Raomoto with a slow-hand charge.

I want to see the perspective of Raomoto-san vs. Slowhand-san too!

Impairment = Sun’s Greeting!

Is it just the same Impailment-San over here?

The Zaibatsu Ninja who came during the conflict are the following 14 people.

“Beefeater,” “Centurion,” “Conjurer,” “Death Knight,” “Diver,” “Digital Wasp,” “Gladiator”

“Impalement,” “Mosquito,” “Purgatory,” “Slow Hand,” “Sorcerer,” “Sunburn,” “Tormentor”

The collapse has already happened with Missionnel-Sans being there, but well.

>>187

Missioner is originally participating in the conflict.

Look at the Nfiles in Bone in Red and Black.

That’s how it is.

Finally, I’ve spread karate into space and turned it into a greeting!

I feel like if I didn’t do Desukiri with a beauty, the weapon wouldn’t be able to withstand it, so is it a beauty?

>>190

It’s not explicitly stated that it’s a death kill, so it might be some kind of amazing move derived from the soul.

That’s how it is.

I see, in this world, there is a possibility that the Grammars will unite to try to kill Lao Mot = San.

>>194

The fortune-telling that started it all becomes “if you try hard enough, you can kill Raomoto…”

In a one-on-one, it seems like the one who isn’t in the Dark Domain = Sun is likely to win.

If Mosquito-san were here, would Dark Something-san still win?

What a shocking Impailment-san!?

Impairment = San is dead!?

“Uwah Inpalement = San is dead”

“Let’s take a look one more time.”

Impalement = Sun explosion scattering!

That karate is equivalent to a master level impairman, San!?

Even if it’s at a brisk pace, to handle that Impailment-San in three posts!?

How do I say goodbye…

>>207

That’s how it is.

>>207

That’s because Soul says it on its own…

>>207

In the first place, once the head is severed, one should no longer be able to speak, so paradoxically, if other decapitated ninjas can say goodbye, then making a final statement with the mouth is a trivial matter.

The dark ninja of this world also has incredible karate…

There is no depiction of using any special techniques, so it seems that they are just fighting with a regular katana and a regular strong iai.

If you’re not beautiful, could it be possible that you’re an Obutsudan…?

>>212

Ah, is Obsidian over there…?

I’m sorry, but due to the 40-minute limit of the special edition, I will condense and summarize the fighting scenes.

Did you understand?

I might not be a beauty, but I could be either a Nanban or a Karoshi.

Surely there are multiple swings, so it wouldn’t feel out of place to receive at least one sword.

Wide techniques die when flown over.

These are the words of Miyamoto Masashi from the Heian period.

Even the Death Knight-san from when he was still in high spirits…

Fighting against a dark ninja isn’t worth the risk compared to the return, so I retreated quickly.

It has been depicted that even without being originally attractive, one can be strong.

Collateral damage is cruel; this is the brutal battle of the ninja.

Since I’m in a position like the top-ranked armed force of Soukaiya as Lao-yan’s trusted aide, that’s part of the reason why Fujio…

Even a quality spam like Garcia is normally strong.

Having a beauty like that is like having a cursed item, so it’s better not to have it!

He’s running wild while wielding a great sword.

Kaishaku…

Mercy! In this kind of place, it really has a different vibe from the main story’s first part, Fujio.

>>226

That said, there is a somewhat merciful aspect to the fact that the Fujikido family was killed.

Well, it all started with a parasitic ninja being on the opposing side…

It is compassion.

It doesn’t seem like there’s any mental pollution from the beautiful girl in terms of depiction…

Will the dying Fujikido family also meet their end like this…?

In a turn of events, the dying Fujikido entrusts the surviving Tochinoki to Fujio…!?