
Stop it‼ Anyone can give directions to lost children‼ If it’s Ryo-san, he could have connected lost kids to illegal businesses……‼ This is such a disappointment, Ryo-san.
No, I can do it.
I’ll go as far as to make a lost child just to make a profit.
>>2
If it were the Showa-era Ryo-san, he might just pull it off, but the Heisei-era Ryo-san probably wouldn’t do it.
Ryo-san may bend the law, but he won’t break it.
>>3
Well, the person is already doing something illegal by working part-time or taking on side jobs…
>>5
When I talk about side jobs, both Nakagawa and Reiko are easily out of it…
>>3
I wonder what kind of books this person has read.
>>27
You’re probably just talking based on what you’ve read.
>>36
Buy the whole volume…
>>39
Are you bad at setting up a joke?
>>39
Oh, the bar has suddenly been raised!
>>3
Well… I’m doing quite a lot here…
>>3
Huh…?
>>3
I was making a ton of moonshine…
Ryo-tsu is the man who introduced a card loan system to the candy shop and trapped people in debt.
>>4
The thread image isn’t entirely wrong…
Isn’t having a beer-splashing party straight-up illegal?
>>7
I’m just spilling beer!
I only have the impression that they were mostly doing illegal things.
In the first place, even if he’s not doing a shady business, isn’t it pretty illegal what Ryo-san does on a daily basis?
It was a police officer who opened fire on civilians from the very first move…
While there are nice Ryo-sus who are kind to children, there are also Ryo-sus who go to great lengths to squeeze pocket money out of them.
There is a sense of reassurance that someone would properly help a lost child who is crying find their parent.
>>12
If that parent is rich and gives a lot of rewards…
>>15
This could turn into a business…
>>16
Alright, let’s search for the lost child!
It seems they might create a system to track children’s footprints.
Reiko would probably say something like, “It’s like that unpleasant Hansel and Gretel…”
I have an image of a shopping mall being turned into a labyrinth for a lost child business.
“If we have a bargain here, the aisle will overflow with people and it will become easier to get divided.”
>>14
I guess Volvo is acting as an advisor…
Well, they’re making alcohol without any qualifications and breaking the law all over the place.
Ryo-san probably won’t do anything to make children cry.
>>18
It’s an episode about a candy shop, flattering someone to have them save for a loan.
“We were threatening and making her cry while saying we have the evidence burned into our memory!”
There hasn’t been a time from the Showa era to the Reiwa era when Ryotsu’s actions were considered acceptable.
It’s amusing that as soon as you beautify Ryō-san a little, you’re immediately corrected.
>>23
There’s a page that talks about how it’s not impressive that someone who used to do bad things has reformed, as it just brings the negatives back to zero. After that, their boss criticizes them by saying “you shouldn’t say that,” and it’s left in a state of turmoil…
Didn’t I sometimes compete with the kids in an immature way and make them cry when I won?
When the kids developed the game on their own, they added sponsors without permission and flooded it with commercials, turning it into a mess and making everyone cry.
Didn’t you already forge another family register to open a sushi shop?
It might seem like a lewd image towards children due to consideration for lemons, but even that lemon is considered to be of such a low level that it’s barely touching it.
It’s a business that quite a bit preys on children, isn’t it?
I made a typo, but… oh well.
>>30
If it were Ryotsu, he could have turned a typo into an illegal business…!
It is possible that they think it’s safe to become unscrupulous in businesses aimed at children, like candy shops, because they experienced similar things when they were kids.
It is not hard to imagine the sight of Nakagawa passionately explaining to Reiko how searching for lost children, protecting them, and returning them to their parents is a great deed.
Telling stories about lost children from the Showa era.
Is it safe to fire a handgun?
There is a possibility that it may shift into a sentimental story mode from there…
If it’s just a collection of human interest stories, it doesn’t seem like we’re doing anything illegal…
>>37
The ghost chimney episode is something that kids from the Showa era do, so it’s being overlooked, but stealing school supplies and breaking into the chimney is definitely not acceptable by today’s standards…
The teacher who was transferred was happy, and after that, it would probably end with the teacher’s fist.
Aren’t they committing tax evasion in any area?
Wasn’t there something like a gambling ring happening right under the police’s nose…?
Was I just borrowing money and going to play pachinko…?
If you read about 10 random books, I think you’ll come across episodes about scams or shoplifting.
>>44
Well then, I’ll casually check if there are any crimes happening in volumes 70-80.
>>45
In Volume 71, the Kachidoki Bridge was raised without permission, causing cars to slip off and resulting in a major disaster. What did you think?
>>48
That famous episode was volume 71…
It’s a classic but I like how everyone turns into Ryo-tsu and fails when they start a business with animals.
It should be famous for having hosted a meeting where alcohol was poured on the ground…
The number of times Kankichi Ryotsu has been caught by criminal law is… ◯◯ times.
Ryo-tsu engages in illegal activities, but he’s just really skilled at covering up evidence.
>>51
Where is that fool Ryotsu!!!
That’s exactly why the ending is like that.
>>53
>>51
Eh…?!
It may seem like a joke, but they’re doing some pretty dangerous acts that could result in death.
I feel like there was a time when it went as far as an arrest.
>>54
I was arrested in volume 58.
It’s just like the Kochikame Professor.
Shoplifting is unthinkable.
Well, theft is easy to think of, so I don’t really care about it.
Well, no matter what happens, I’ll be back by the next week, so the power to cover things up is immense…
Sometimes it happens to continue.
Are there really that many episodes where evidence is successfully destroyed?
It gives the impression that it’s pretty obvious; the facility they built has collapsed.
I used to do something like tomb raiding too.
Crimes involving money are usually being carried out, right Ryo-san?
He’s not a bad guy, but he does sly things.
I’ve generally done everything except for rape and murder.
>>65
Simple possession of stimulant drugs!?
>>69
It seems like there is something when I looked it up.
>>70
In the early stages of serialization, that’s definitely possible.
Isn’t Ryo-tsu the president of the association that pours sake on the ground?
There is evidence, and what they are doing is obvious, but due to various entanglements, they cannot do anything about it; the manager has a bitter expression while Nakagawa looks hesitant and is sweating.
>>68
What was this conversation about again?
>>75
Since I got bored on Nakagawa’s luxury cruise ship, I said I would kick out the captain and steer the ship myself down the Sumida River.
>>89
The way you write it makes it look like nothing but the actions of trash!
>>68
If there was no gag manga protection, it would be a complete disaster.
Well, if it weren’t a gag manga, I would have been dismissed in the very early stages.
I have even gone as far as attempted murder.
I’m not on drugs, for sure!
>>73
Because
Ryō-san is
It’s the selling side.
Hey
If it weren’t a gag manga, there would be many scenes that seem like they would result in involuntary manslaughter.
I wish the episode about melon soccer wouldn’t be included in the volume.
>>76
Narrow-minded.
Ryō-san has also been involved in a scam selling down comforters door-to-door.
I feel like I was directly involved in brewing and selling alcohol illegally, just off the top of my head…
When I was working at the sushi restaurant, I was a decent person…
>>82
Isn’t it fundamentally wrong for a police officer to work at a sushi restaurant…?
>>84
So I properly prepared a separate person’s family register and am working under a different name…
No, this is definitely the worst, isn’t it?
>>84
That’s why Ichiro is working as a different person, right?
>>101
That’s not good!
There are so many types of scams being conducted that it wouldn’t be surprising to be introduced as a scammer rather than a police officer.
It’s much more of a money-driven scam than the average scammer character around.
I have pretended to be a drug dealer during an undercover operation.
I feel like I’m basically doing everything except taking lives or stealing chastity.
>>90
I didn’t take her chastity, but there was a time when I undressed Reiko and measured her three sizes over her bra without permission.
Illegal and legal are not much different, right?
It feels like measuring someone’s three sizes after drugging them to sleep and then making and selling a figure based on that is, in a way, worse than rape…
>>94
Honestly, I’m grateful that I awakened to sexuality in that episode.
>>94
Wasn’t that an erotic doujin?!
Well, when it comes to attempted murder, Ryoutsu is quite often involved too.
>>95
Haven’t you ever been killed?
>>103
The punchline is that Nakagawa was forced to strip down to his underwear and was molded in that state, which was exciting.
>>103
This thread is amazing but scary!
>>113
Nakagawa is watching, isn’t he…?
I hated the person who would sneakily remove PC parts and replace them with outdated, worthless ones; it felt like the most likely form of theft.
>>105
During the diet, there was also the case where I secretly ate the manager’s delivery meal and instead made my own version of a Chinese rice bowl (metaphor).
Regarding Reiko, she has basically done both voyeurism and sexual harassment.
Reiko has a large bust that meets modern standards, even though it’s an old work.
It feels like I’m always committing minor crimes and occasionally getting involved in serious crimes.
In the past, being too busty was often criticized, but the times have caught up.
Reiko was sometimes treated as having strange breasts.
I’m not a manga otaku, but I own all the volumes of Kochikame and Oishinbo.
The Reiko figure is from a famous episode.
I wonder how it is to wear sandals…
I feel like public servants are particular about clothing.
>>117
Talking about clothing brings in Nakagawa, Reiko, and the special detective…
I don’t think I’ve ever shoplifted.
I remember a few times eating the product before paying for it.
>>118
There must have been a time when you forcibly took something from the store owner while holding a gun to them.
>>125
Robbery~
>>125
Is it safe because it’s a robbery?
Since I treat my uniform as casual wear, I might get criticized a lot about my outfit.
There are talks that permission has been obtained regarding Nakagawa and Reiko’s uniforms…
He is a man who continues to be asked for money in the shopping district.
Since they take the products by credit, it is all shoplifting or theft.
You often end up bankrupt after saying that it’s fine because you’ll pay later.
Isn’t it illegal to fire a gun at someone?
>>129
Nakagawa… reflect on yourself.
They’re also engaged in poaching.
Huh!? Look! Yoko-chan, hurry! But, you can’t hold back that much! No! I won’t forgive anyone who lays a hand on Yoko-chan! Gyaa—! In this case, let it all out and vent your grievances! Ah, damn it! Apologize, right now!
They try to make the victims of molestation hold a gun and shoot the perpetrators.
>>132
Is it incitement to murder?
It seems like there might be applicable cases if I look into crimes of inducing external aggression.
I miss you, Yoko-chan.
I don’t remember when it disappeared.
Even Honda is unrelated to Ryotsu.
I was working a part-time job at a convenience store as a side job.
They’re good at covering up evidence, being the police and all…
>>138
I accidentally broke the sword I was going to give to the boss!
I guess I have no choice but to do it myself…
That guy not only does things that are legally questionable, but he easily disregards religious taboos for the sake of money.
In the beginning, they commit crimes because they want to do something, but as time goes on, they become a character who will do anything for money.
If there was no stopper like the department head, Ryotsu would go as far as he could…
>>142
It feels like that department head could no longer be a stopper and just ended up in Natsuharuto.
>>143
By the time Gebalt appeared, the department head was already completely broken.
Shooting a stray cat that just had lunch with a handgun is also illegal.
The sushi shop is completely a new wedge for Ryotsu.
I love how chain stores and new businesses do crazy things in the sushi restaurant industry.
Speaking of which, the fact that I’m working at a sushi restaurant while also being a police officer…
>>147
I’m just helping out at my relative’s house, so it’s just a little bit.
Since the role of the stopper has diminished, maybe the lecherous old man side has returned around volume 100, right, boss…
>>150
From around volume 100, the author definitely looks like a perverted old man…
Where is Ryotsu’s idiot! → Character breakdown with Haya → It’s a sushi shop, so the role of the sushi shop is quite easy to understand.
There are also times when I am not so serious as a sushi chef.
If the excuse of helping a relative can be understood, then just barely, it’s a stretch for a sushi shop.
Since I’m doing the branch manager role, it’s safe because it’s Ichirō Asakusa.
It’s impossible to fully grasp the character of the protagonist in a work that has 200 volumes…
>>156
This is relatively doable.
Kochikame can easily separate changes in its style due to the changes in characters and jokes.
There are even instances where I look back at my old self and feel completely taken aback.
In the world of Kochikame, since there are only troublemakers, when trying to make money, it’s rather Ryotsuyoshi who gets played.
The department head occasionally commits crimes too, doesn’t he?
It’s not illegal, but we are the generation that got completely scammed by tarot card readers.
I have no hesitation in taking money from a child’s pocket.
Since “Kochikame” has been serialized for a long time, hasn’t Ryotsu committed just about every kind of crime?
>>164
It seems to cover almost everything except for rape.
>>164
It seems like they might be committing the rare crime of inciting foreign aggression if I look into it…
You’ve been accustomed to illegal activities since childhood!
You’re manipulating the bridge without permission.