Fujikido comes to break hearts.

Masurada comes to kill without any fuss.

Even if I touched a similar sore spot, I might get killed quickly by Masurada.

It seems that Fujikido is about to be brutally tortured and killed.

The physical intensity of the interview seems to be tougher for Fujikido.

Masurada often conducts interviews while pouring black flames to burn the brain, but that seems really painful in its own way…

I have a desire to be told by Fujikido to compose a haiku.

When you corner Masurada, something strange happens, like red rain falling or connecting with Ginkaku.

It seems that Masurada is not inclined to comply with Kaishaku.

It might be that Masurada seems to understand the conversation surprisingly well.

I think it’s still good because Fujikido almost fulfills the high demands and interpretations.

Whether Masurada will voluntarily provide the explanation…

“I absolutely want to be told, ‘It’s because you are a ninja.'”

If you’re not a contact of the assailant, you’ll just be killed quickly, so I guess Masurada is better.

Foolish! I’ve become a ninja, even though I’m a level 30 troll!? Why!?

The fate of Fujikido’s serious interview, when you see Digital Wasp-san…

>>16

The fact that I didn’t explode into pieces means I wasn’t killed instantly and was thoroughly interviewed.

When I tried to finish off Ninja Slayer, I got killed by a mysterious Ninja Soul that emerged instead!

Which floor is it?

I want to say that non-ninjas are trash and die.

I want to die in a way that leaves a bit of an impression on the heart.

>>21

If you have a rare Jitsu, they might remember you.

>>35

Isn’t that Naraku-pedia?

Gotcha!

In a flustered manner, I greet you and think, “Why are you here!?” in a panic.

Die from here! Ninja Slayer-san! Dieeee!

Quietly bursting into pieces.

If I don’t mention the name of the killer, I might just get killed in a normal fight, so I guess Masurada is better…

Being able to die, even if just once, is quite a luxury, isn’t it…

Poor Ninja Slayer-san!

No matter how much you may stand above with karate, you are powerless in front of my Arashi=Jitsu!

You will be caught up in this Loopachi storm and be mercilessly turned into negitoro…

>>27

Eek!!

>>27

I see, it seems that disconnecting and reconnecting the IRC account is a specialty.

Next, it would be good to cut and reconnect consciousness 16 times per second.

There is excitement about what kind of interesting entry Fujikido will provide.

Did you see it, Ninja Slayer-san! Even three outs are powerless in front of my flying technique!

I am not like those lowlives who can only use Arashi Jitsu! Regret defying the Sokaia and become like negitoro!

On this anonymous IRC board, my Del Sliken is invincible!! Die! Ninja Slayer-san! Die!!

“Yaaah!” Must kill x256

Hello, Pipiniden-san.

It is Kundalini.

Fujikido was weakening and killing the ancient Roman karate guy even during the longest day, so it’s quite a torture hobby, isn’t it?

>>39

That’s being attacked with a combination move by three people, so there’s no time to deliver the finishing blow and they’re just leaving it be.

With my ancient Roman karate, a folklore character like Ninja Slayer is not worth fearing!

After breaking all the bones in their body and making them plead for their life…

>>40

(Scene change)

The level of unpredictability is definitely higher for Fujikido.

Wait, Ninja Slayer-san! We are not the evil type that vandalizes all threads, we only disturb specific ones in the Pils Ninja Clan!

When pushed, rather than the Masurada that brings out red rain, Fujikido, who is on the verge of Naraku transformation, has a better chance, even if Chad is a hassle.

Compared to Masurada, it’s clear that Fujikido really had no talent for Jitsu.

Masurada is the one who suddenly does outrageous things like Naraku Bunsin Jitsu, nunchaku fusion, or red rain.

Fuji-kido is also in a pinch, so downloading a finishing move from Dragon Cloud doesn’t make much of a difference in terms of how bad the game is.

>>48

With just one more hit, I would have been in a severely injured state, about to explode, yet I take down mythic-level ninjas one after another without taking a single hit.

Fainting while standing and turning into an auto karate counterattack machine, or recovering with Chadō if you take your eyes off.

Even after having his heart removed and immediately replaced, if he does a chado, he can survive; and even after escaping Naraku, Fujikido is still a monster.

Wait, Ninja Slayer-san!

I was just trying to play a game to reduce a mortal’s bank account to 546 yen, so I’m relatively not that evil!

>>49

Kavan! (The sound of 347 yen being deposited into the account)

If you can use the supoukei, is it easier to rely on Masurada, who depends on Naraku, than on Dragon Karate and Chadō’s Fujikido?

W-wait! Ninja Slayer=San, wait!

Let’s talk business! Are you doing something so ridiculous out of some kind of revenge?!

With my AI-powered skills, I can generate as much as you lost!

So please let this slide!

What a cowardly act!

Imogeninja is generating an enormous number of shurikens with her proud AI technique while begging for her life behind her back!

However, the accuracy of those shurikens varies greatly; some are in relatively good condition with chipped blades, while others are so poorly made that they have no blades at all, or resemble rice cakes!

>>52

You are generating your own gravestone, aren’t you?

Eek!

If I’m told to kill a ninja, I think I can brag about it for the rest of my life.

Abaah!

Goodbye!!