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This is dangerous.
If it’s under 50,000 yen, does that mean it’s over 40,000 yen?
>>2Are you serious…?
It’s just under fifty thousand.
>>4I think about this when I write it, but it’s kind of scary how I occasionally can’t tell if “weaker” means just a bit below 50,000 or just a bit above 50,000.
>>10Weak slime
Slime
Strong Slime
You can understand this.
>>142Slime is amazing…
>>10I understand, but…
It’s crazy that it’s over 40,000 yen but hasn’t reached 50,000 yen.
>>5Hearing it again is crazy…
Did it sell 3 million units?
If it’s under 50,000 yen, does that mean it’s 49,999 yen or less?
Rounding off to the nearest whole number gives 0 yen, that’s crazy.
So, that means you can buy it for 50,000…!
>>11It’s bad because I can’t buy it if there are transportation costs or shipping fees…
>>11It’s like a scam that 50,000 isn’t enough when you include the consumption tax.
>>13Not being able to read tax-inclusive prices is quite concerning.
>>13That’s bad.
Arrogant, huh?
As expected of the nameless.
Certainly analytical skills.
Prepare a lot more.
>>16That’s bad…
>>16So, you know—
If you have five million, you can buy it, you know!
This price includes two controllers…
Calculate grok.
>>18It is considered to be more than 10,000 yen.
>>23Understood…
>>23Are you a genius?
In other words, if you add one zero…?
>>19490,000 yen is crazy…
In other words, does it mean I’ll get change with 50,000 yen?
It was a blind spot…
>>25It’s amazing that you can buy two Tirol chocolates with just 20 yen change.
>>3810 yen for Tirol chocolate, what era is that? That’s crazy.
>>38When rounded, it’s zero yen; Tirol chocolate is crazy.
I paid 80,000 yen, though?
It’s bad, it’s bad!
It’s amazing that you can have fun for 50,000.
Seeing the excitement in society, I really feel that 50,000 is high.
What does 50,000 yen mean in terms of yen?
>>31It’s 50,000 times 1 yen.
>>31When rounded, it’s 0 yen!
How about converting it to dollars?
Why can’t I buy it when I’m saying I’ll pay 50,000!?
Wait for me.
It depends on whether it’s less than 50,000 or 50,000 or less.
>>37Less than.
I have money, but where can I buy it?
>>39Nintendo
>>44Got it.
I’m going to Tokyo.
>>48Is the headquarters in Kyoto?
That’s bad.
It’s amazing that there are so many people willing to pay 50,000.
>>40Rounding off gives an impressive 0 yen.
>>4050,000 x 50,000 equals 2.5 billion power!
Does that mean one grain is worth fifty thousand times?
Rather, the prices overseas are crazy.
>>43But if you round it, it’s 0 yen, so that’s bad.
>>52That’s crazy.
I’ve never seen such a shallow conversation before.
>>45Our conversation is crazy.
>>45Being able to notice that is amazing…
>>45I feel it’s good that the conversation is taking place.
In other words, you can buy it with five 10,000 yen bills.
By the way, can I buy it with one Yukichi and four Eiichi?
>>47Amazing…
I don’t understand…
>>51I like this.
Hurry up and update to Reiwa.
>>97Update… So should I just connect to the internet for now?
Wait for me.
Does that mean that even if you buy 2, it won’t exceed 100,000?
>>50It would be crazy if there was a store that sold two of them…
>>50Well, rounding it off would mean it’s 0 yen.
50,000 is quite a lot.
Isn’t it five times 10,000 yen?
>>60But if you round it, it’s 0 yen, right?
It seems that Yukichi and Eiichi have the same value.
Isn’t it crazy?
>>61This is too crazy…
>>61I haven’t seen Yukichi lately, so I’m relieved that Eiichi came.
If it’s under fifty thousand yen, does that mean… I can buy it if I prepare just fifty thousand yen?
It’s really crazy that it’s over 40,000.
>>63If you round it, it’s 0 yen, that’s crazy.
So it’s $48,900 overseas.
>>64This is bad.
>>64I don’t understand why it happened, and it’s bad…
What is it that is bad? Please explain in detail.
>>70It’s under 50,000 yen.
>>77That’s bad…
>>77Rounding off gives 0 yen.
The thread with the highest IQ on the bulletin board right now.
But they don’t sell just the main unit at all…
>>73The government has decided to release an additional 100,000 tons of stockpiled switch2.
In the end, how much was shipped?
Why are Yukichi and Eiichi competing for the same amount of money?
Isn’t it crazy?
>>80Speaking of which, the last name is also crazy.
In other words… does that mean I can buy two for 100,000?
>>82That’s crazy…
>>82Rounding it off makes it zero yen, that’s crazy…
It’s crazy that I’ve been saying rounding but only been truncating it…
>>86Noticing that is intense…
>>86Oh no… if I round it, it’s 0 yen…
Is 40,000 yen about the annual income of an average working person?
YaBasawa Eiichi
It’s crazy that it exceeds 50,000 yen just by adding an almost essential SD card.
This thread is crazy.
Crazy
Rounding means that it effectively comes to 45,000 yen.
Since Yukichi suddenly disappeared, if Eiichi hadn’t been there, the 10,000 yen bill might have disappeared as well.
I’m grateful.
Degawa keeps coming out more and more.
Is rounding up possibly a bad thing?
Rounding up and down is crazy…
There are only crazy replies.
How do you round numbers?
Should I just say it at the store?
>>102That’s right.
If you buy two and sell one for 100,000 yen, it’s effectively free, so that’s crazy.
If it’s half price, it’ll be 25,000 yen, which is crazy.
If it’s below fifty thousand, does that mean it’s below sixty thousand?
>>105I don’t understand…
In other words, if you round it off, you can buy a car for 0 yen!
>>107I’m knowledgeable about it, but they only sell it in the double digits of 5 to 9 due to countermeasures.
>>113Oh no…
It’s crazy how new bills are printed just at the timing when the old ones are discontinued…
>>108You have to delete those seriously bad replies; it’s dangerous.
>>119The dark organization is dangerous…
I’m going to GEO to round some things up a bit.
Thinking calmly, it’s crazy that it’s cheaper than a ton of rice.
>>111By the way, it’s lighter than 1 ton of rice, the Switch 2.
>>111That’s right.
>>117Is that really true?
I’ve never bought a ton of rice, so I’m not sure, but if you have 50,000 yen, you should be able to buy it, right?
A rarely seen divine thread in recent years.
Getting change for 50,000 yen means that you get change for 50,000 yen.
In the end, I wonder if the hardware alone is making a profit…
But the fact that it’s below 100,000 when rounded is crazy.
Wait, could it be that it’s dropping below 60,000?
Is it really 50,000 yen even though it’s made of plastic, metal, and ore?!
If I calculate this, can I get 10,000 yen as change if I buy it for 60,000 yen…?
>>125Hey, it’s gone up by 10,000 yen!
>>130Isn’t that crazy?
>>130Alchemy, huh? That’s crazy.
It seems to be over 40,000, but maybe it’s below 50,000?
This is bad…
It’s crazy that it’s above 40,000 and below 100,000.
This is bad… I don’t really understand, but this is bad…
It’s crazy to think that it’s below 1 ton of rice.
Oh no!
You’ll get back 200 yen in change with 50,000 yen.
>>135The number has increased from one to three, hasn’t it?
What kind of principle is that? It’s crazy.
Calm down, you guys!
>>137Isn’t it crazy?!
Rice disappears when you eat it, but since it’s under 50,000, it’s crazy that it doesn’t run out.
Moreover, it’s crazy that it’s lighter than 1 ton of rice.
Does buying increase your money?
>>143When a store sells something, the store’s money increases.
It’s so crazy that there’s a quantity limit on it…
It’s crazy that it costs 50,000 yen just to play Mario Kart.
>>146It’s crazy that I didn’t have compatibility with the Switch in mind.
>>152If you have a switch, does that mean you can buy it for 20,000 yen? That’s crazy…
Isn’t it crazy that, on the flip side, it’s just paper, but if you collect five of them, you can exchange them for a Switch…?
>>148Could it be that paper is really dangerous?
>>148Anything more than that is dangerous.
Don’t let the grass grow.
Marika (This is bad)
Wait a minute!
So if I put down 60,000 yen… does that mean I’ll get change?
>>154Moreover, it means that if I just take it out, there won’t be any change.
>>154By the store clerk
>>163The staff is amazing…
>>163That’s bad…
>>163The cashier who doesn’t give change is crazy.
>>154If anything, I’ll get one extra back first.
>>164The cashier’s calculation is too fast, it’s insane.
What happens if you collect five Switches…?
>>155Under 300,000!
>>155It will become Switch5.
>>155It’s Switch 5, that’s amazing!
>>172There’s a calculation error.
The correct version is switch25.
>>175Seriously? It feels like I’ve already become a supercomputer, that’s crazy!
>>175Does that mean 25 times the performance?
Oh no…
I thought it would go over 50,000, but it’s gone over 40,000.
It’s amazing that you can pay without using cash now.
If you invest 1 million, you will almost get back 1 million.
It’s crazy that paper is more expensive than metal.
The paper is bad.
It’s crazy that you could buy it if you quit smoking.
>>169I quit smoking, but they won’t sell it to me. Isn’t that crazy?
>>174I’m getting a little healthier, and it’s amazing.
>>169It’s amazing that it’s also good for health…
>>169This is seriously bad…
>>169I’m in trouble from smoking too much…
I want to play Marika Wild Hearts soon.
This thread is insane…
Even if I just happened to luck out and clear the 50,000 yen barrier,
Does that mean that 60,000 or 70,000 yen is impossible?
It’s already crazy on Switch3, and now 25!?
50,000 yen is crazy…
Wait, then what about the Nintendo 64…
>>18664 times the performance of Nintendo
So, does that mean there are five switch25s?
>>187Switch255
Fishing is something you can do for a long time, which is amazing.
>>188Store Manager: “This part-time job is crazy.”
Rather, since there is 64, the latest is down to 25.
Is it that you can buy it with money…?
>>192Love cannot be bought.
Switch2 can be purchased.
>>195So what about me who can’t buy love or Switch 2?
>>202Oh no.
If there are 5 Switch2 consoles, it means that even if 3 friends play, there will be 2 consoles left over.
Maybe if I print the paper myself…!?
>>196Minor crime Miku…!
>>196That’s awful.
It’s not “yabai,” but “Yabai.”
Did it continue all the way to the Nintendo 64…?
If you think about it, dropping below 60,000, 70,000, and 80,000 is seriously bad.
Just because it’s below 50,000 doesn’t necessarily mean it’s above 40,000, does it?
But thinking that I need 50 copies of Kitasato Shisaburo feels crazy.
>>205Who?! Who is it?!
>>207It’s the person on the 1000 yen bill, the one who prevented tetanus and the plague. That’s crazy!
>>218I don’t know North Saito Purple Saburo…
>>218Having 50 one-thousand yen bills is pretty crazy…
If I have 50 bills, I can slap someone with a bundle of money, right?
I’m relaxed, thinking that I’ll probably win next time.
Well, I was thinking the same thing last time too.
Does it mean that if it’s under 50,000 yen, it’s between 40,000 yen and 60,000 yen?
Isn’t it crazy?
Could it be that I need 49,980 one-yen coins?
It’s super dangerous, Kenshin.
It’s amazing that if you pay with a card, you don’t have to hand over cash worth 50,000 yen at the store.
Really? No way?
In other words, does that mean you can buy the Switch 2 for 49,980 yen?!
Could it be that I can buy it if I have a credit card? That’s not good.
These people… could it be that they don’t know about “money”?