Sure, here is the extracted text: — (Gay) Signal 🏳️🌈 @NopeSignal Follow Just got my hands on the Nintendo Switch 2. I got it really cheap, can’t wait to play it! Translated from English by Google I got the Nintendo Switch 2. I was able to buy it really cheap, so I want to play it soon! DNintendo Switch NINTENDO SWITCH. 6:02 · 2025/06/06・ 1.18 million views
Noooooo!!!
Kiiiiiing!!
Hee hee hee!
Is there anyone on this bulletin board other than those being hunted?
Even with a weapon, it didn’t work out…
I should have armed myself with a protective GameCube…
I’ll take a dagger too.
The dagger is quite antique…
W-What the hell are you guys?!
“Yahhoo~~~!!!” “YIIIIIIIII!!!”
“Ki-ki-ii-ii-ii-ii” “Hi-hi-hi-“
“Chest!!”
“This Switch 2… doesn’t want you to play with it… Hehe…”
“Achoo!” “Kyahaha~” “Hyahoh~~~!”
>>10I saw a full set for the first time.
In Doujimine Town, the value of the game is incredibly high, so something will definitely happen, and there’s even a possibility of murder.
>>11So, Hippo Corporation made a lot of Duel Disks at a low price, and that’s why they created Duel Links, which you can play at home.
>>16I hope Nintendo will take a lesson from Kaiba Corporation.
Are you taking pictures with your friends without any fresh cuts?
>>12There’s no need to voice your doubts!
>>12Only you, who is somewhat on the spectrum, can see the truth, and in reality, you are really killing.
You need a Nintendo account for resident registration…
>>13This isn’t public housing!
If it were serious, I wouldn’t be casually taking pictures like this!
Gays must be killed.
It looks like it would be fun even without the game, huh…
Isn’t it not a joke overseas!?
>>20It’s already happening in Japan too.
>>20Pedestrians should get out of the way!
No matter what we do, we can’t get our hands on the Switch 2.
Then I have no choice but to be satisfied with this.
I saw the national flag and thought it was just an everyday occurrence.
Air Max hunting
I can still laugh for now, but eventually I might end up in a situation where I can’t laugh in the thread anymore.
>>24It’s already started, so I can’t laugh.
(Gay)
Dragon Quest hunting
Yaaaaaahhh!
Well, it’s good that we can laugh about this kind of thing and clearly see it’s a joke.
The only case I know where a murder occurred due to a hobby obsession is related to Magic.
>>30The value of cards as speculative objects has been increasing, making it no longer a joke.
In reality, theft and robbery do occur.
>>32https://www.sony.com/ja/SonyInfo/CorporateInfo/History/SonyHistory/1-07.html
The following day’s ‘New York Times’ reported with a large headline that ‘4,000 Japanese transistor radios were stolen from Delmonico’s warehouse.’Moreover, in that warehouse, there were not only Sony radios but also many radios from other companies, yet he ignored them all and only stole 400 packages of 10 pieces each of the Sony TR-63 model. The total damage amounted to 100,000 dollars.This is the oldest home appliance robbery thing I know of.
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Mario Kart will start.
General vehicles should evacuate immediately.
Mario Kart will begin.
General vehicles should evacuate immediately.
>>33Police: “Were you hit? No, there was an announcement, right? Why were you just running normally?”
What happens if a gay robbery loses…
>>34Well, this time it seems there’s nothing more than losing the switch 2…
It’s better for the passersby to step aside!
This is where Mario is going to speed through in a trailer!
So, using brutal means…
I pushed one person to the point of suicide!
Was there a struggle for violence with Duel Disks?
>>41Will not sell to anyone below a certain rank, determined by their skill in dueling.
I remember that it was supposed to be a plan, but since Jonouchi had a rare card, it seems that the store manager, who was a Ghouls, rewrote it and sold it.
>>41Wasn’t Bakura barging in and committing violent robbery?
Unlike the PS5, it seems easier to take away.
It’s the kind of size and weight that I could realistically rob if I wanted to, which is really unsettling.
Pedestrians should move out of the way! Today this town will turn into a Mario Kart circuit!
>>44That’s super annoying!
>>50I’m Mario, you know?
Doesn’t this post content have one foot in hate regarding 🏳️🌈?
>>45If a thief likes women, it shouldn’t be considered discrimination against heterosexuals, right?
If gays and heterosexuals are truly equal, then the opposite would not be discrimination either.
It seems that incidents of theft are occurring even if there isn’t anything posted on social media.
If I keep saying that, it seems like the side that takes will really rise up, and there might be confusion.
Stop posting things that could seriously get you arrested!
I see that this method works.
What is this account anyway…?
The path that MTG has taken includes murders over cards, one-of-a-kind cards in the world, and international card counterfeiting criminal organizations.
Yu-Gi-Oh! is just a manga created based on that theme.
There was Dragon Quest hunting, right?
There is still a possibility that I could challenge in a fair and square duel and win…
>>56Just stop with the Switch and play Duel instead…
Looking at it again, the Dragon Quest theft incident seems like a gag, but it’s really serious.
If it’s an opponent who can do acrobatic moves while holding a tire like in that scene, it might be better to gamble on the chance that they’ll let it slide.
They possess the physical ability to leap while swinging objects weighing around 10 to 20 kilos.
www.oﾟ(^∀^)ﾟo. The manhole cover is too rusty!
Don’t act all tough, you satellite punk!
There was an incident related to Yu-Gi-Oh cards over there, right?
It’s much better than the era of “Old Man Hunting,” where just walking around could get you stripped bare.
Bind him with the tire!
In Japan, delivery workers steal more cleverly.
>>65It seems there are too many cases of packages going missing during delivery on Amazon, which is scary.
Switch2 belongs to Nord!
It’s common for delivery workers to steal even overseas.
If you steal while it’s being delivered, no one will know who stole it…
Card theft gangs occur quite frequently in Japan, and even girls are involved, so we can’t laugh too much at Doujinbano!
Let’s have fun playing games while respecting the law and morality!
That’s why I dislike rural gays.
Hide in the cart!
A duel while karting!?
That’s a good Switch 2, where did you steal it from?
Shut up, you worthless satellite bastard.
>>75Switch2 was picked up.
>>75Hey, do it, Kurt.
I just found it in another thread.
Sure! Here’s the extracted text: “Suu Suu 2 Iiiiiiiiiiya!!!”
>>76Weak… too weak…
Tires are heavy things…
“I will take it away, even if I have to kill.”
Those who eat and those who are eaten, as well as those who aim for the leftovers.
In a city of violence, those without fangs cannot survive.
>>83Maybe around Kawasaki or Amagasaki.
When I traced it back, I found Yamcha in the replies and it was no good.
Capture them with Mario Kart!
Tires are heavy, aren’t they…
Isn’t it faster to just do a direct attack with the tire as it is?
N-nooo! What the hell are you guys!! Hihihi! Jounouchi, kikiiiii! Bam! 15
Switch2 always has this flickering in the back of its mind.
>>90Looking at it this way, what are these guys’ strange voices…?
>>112Isn’t it a bit too serious to be holding a wrench?
>>115Pedestrians should get out of the way!
You’ve been talking about that from the beginning, haven’t you…?
If what was stolen was Switch1 instead of Switch2, would it be someone who can’t complain even if they’re killed by an enraged robber?
Oh, so Yuugi’s place has received the Switch 2…
>>93I have 29 of these things…
>>98(So there’s an excess in inventory…)
In Japan, there probably aren’t many cases like this, but if I leave a similar empty box here, I’m curious how many minutes it will take for it to be stolen.
Hmm, it’s truly a beautiful LCD no matter when I see it.
I understand daggers, but what about the purple one? Is it a magical tool?
Probably Remastered Oblivion
Stop! You’ve violated the law!
Is it discrimination?
Isn’t it possible to get it abroad without going this far?!
>>102But this way is cheaper, you know?
The first thing to do after getting Switch2 is to take this funny picture, huh?
You’re having fun, huh?
Gay boy…
It’s too good to spread your belongings after you die.
>>107We need to collect it before we respawn and come back!
In a game, once you start playing, rule violations don’t matter, and if you win the game, you’re invincible, so it’s strong…
I heard that actual shoe thefts were even worse than this, is that true?
If you don’t seal off Jounouchi from the start, you’ll lose, so surprisingly clever robbery.
The exquisite scattering of items reminds me of Skyrim.
Wow, GTA is out on the Switch 2.
What’s going on… I’ve been seeing a lot of photos of the Switch 2 lately…?
>>118Losers should get out of the way!
From today, the internet will turn into hell!
It might be better that I’m not in just my underwear.
Even in what should supposedly be the future, Neo Domino City, card robbery and murder are happening without any concern; the safety is seriously terrible.
There wouldn’t be that strange scream without drugs…
>>123Drug (card), huh?
If anything, it would be better for you to step aside! Those guys are rational enough to not be compared to Kiki-Iii!
>>124The fact that they are able to buy the disks means they are at a higher duelist level than Jonouchi usually is.
>>126Isn’t that just the sea horse’s personal grudge?
There’s no way I wouldn’t receive a disk with a runner-up record in the kingdom.
>>130It’s been often said that since you only remember Jounouchi’s level, you must have input it yourself.
The wallet and bag on the right looked like a card and duel disk.
It’s too scary to be robbed even though I have a dagger.
Hey, this guy is using a girl avatar!! What a poser!
I was attacked by delinquents and had my Switch 2 taken away, and a classmate who tried to help me was also beaten.
Thank you, Yugi-kun… Since there are old models of the Switch, I’ll wait until the restock… but if I give up, I hope to find a Switch on my desk the next day.
It’s a company that is so colluded with the government that you can’t register as a resident without having their products…
What is it today…
I’ve been seeing people with strange machines in their arms for a while now…
If there was a 🇲🇽 next to the name, I might have been wary…
I’m glad I couldn’t throw it into the sea.
These days, there are a lot of genuine idiots, so if you overestimate their comprehension, they’ll just think, “Oh, I can do it this way!!!”
The Air Max robbery actually happened, so it’s scary.
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