>>1

You’re getting ahead of yourself…

The release is in June.

>>5

I’ll just wait with 8!

In another 27 hours.

Will an email suddenly arrive at midnight tomorrow…?

>>6

Horror News!

Notification period for the results: Scheduled after the afternoon of 4/24 (Thursday). Winner purchase period: 4/24 (Thursday) to 5/7 (Wednesday) at 11:00 AM. (The lottery results will be sent via email to the email address registered to your Nintendo account. You will not be able to check it through your order history, etc.)

>>7

Isn’t the available purchase period short…?

>>69

Retail lotteries have a deadline of about three days.

>>64

Rather long… too long… waiting for two weeks is too kind.

There’s no indication of how many people will be drawn, so I feel quite uneasy…

It’s too painful to receive prayer emails even after I’ve fallen, so I want you to make it clear in the title.

It’s the afternoon—there are going to be a lot of nameless people saying “I won…”

If the lottery situation continues until August, I will also reach a cumulative period of one year.

The annual handling volume of Yamato’s home delivery service is approximately 2.2 billion.

About 6 million per day.

Securing 10% of excess delivery capacity, 600,000.

The number of Switch online subscribers worldwide is approximately 34 million.

The domestic share of main unit sales is approximately 23%.

From this, it can be estimated that the number of domestic subscribers to Switch Online is approximately 7.8 million.

If 10% of that applies, it would be 780,000 people.

I have a feeling that I might be able to do it!

Well, if I get left out, I’ll just try the lottery again on the 28th.

It might be possible to have a pattern where the number of times is small for each drawing, but the number of draws is large.

I made a Yodobashi card, so I’m all set.

Well, it’s not like it’s a physically limited content like live concert tickets.

There might be something like prioritizing the second drawing even if you don’t win the first one…

I wonder if new types of spam will come along taking advantage of this opportunity.

>>20

I’m a little excited.

What software are you most looking forward to?

>>22

None

>>22

Light Brew Waiting.

>>22

New Animal Crossing

>>22

Culdcept

A month has passed since my master won on Switch 2…

A clever technique by shifting the date of the results to create buzz on social media twice.

I applied, but I thought I could just buy it after the bonus comes in… so I’m feeling okay if I miss out.

Since I wasn’t able to enter online, I have no choice but to bet on the lottery at the electronics store.

It would be nice if I could just apply everywhere and get accepted somewhere.

If you don’t buy it right away, you probably won’t be able to buy it for a while, so get it while you can.

Do you have any credit card withdrawals?

>>29

Pre-order items will be charged the day after the order.

The withdrawal is handled by each credit card company.

>>30

Got it! (Click, click)

>>30

It feels like the server might go down, but I want to announce, “Not yet!”

>>32

If you’re going to make an announcement like that, you might as well just release it at midnight from the start.

>>30

Isn’t it true that things come out quickly on sites like that…?

>>30

There’s no way I’m going to go to that main body.

I’ll update the My Nintendo Store page.

I’m already thinking about the second lottery and the general store lottery.

Hehehe… Raze… Raze…

I was not selected…

Title

Important notice from Nintendo.

Why doesn’t Amazon hold a lottery?

>>43

Since there were no measures taken against reselling, it seems that Nintendo is angry and won’t provide the Switch 2 for distribution.

Someone who hadn’t received the application confirmation email said that when they checked their order history yesterday, the application itself had disappeared.

>>44

Too cruel…

>>44

In the end, I was thinking, “Didn’t the email arrive for me?!”, but when I checked my order history, it was there properly.

I’m glad, I’m glad.

I’m already looking forward to the results announcement, and to think it will still take quite a bit of time before it arrives after winning…

Eplus can determine the results based on the capacity of the email.

>>[spam]

Today, I think I will accumulate virtue.

I heard that the actual machine has already been exhibited at the Nintendo Museum.

Theoretically, if you steal it from there, you can already play Mario Kart.

I’m hitting it, aren’t I?

Dad, buy Nintendo!

Considering that they are taking such extensive measures for Nintendo users including reselling countermeasures, I want to believe that the chances of winning are relatively broad.

Anonymous

Thank you very much for your application for the reservation lottery of the “Nintendo Switch2.”

As a result of a strict lottery, we are unfortunately unable to provide a result that meets your expectations.

We kindly ask for your understanding and acceptance of this matter.

I believe it’s made-to-order under the guise of a lottery, Nintendo!

You’ll sell to all users who meet the application qualifications, right?

I will wait patiently until they come to sell in a rickshaw in front of my house.

Well, the number of people who can meet this condition is quite limited, so it seems unlikely that I won’t have it after a year, so I’ll take it easy.

I had a vision of the future, and I was right.

If you spend 10% of the cost of the game console on delivery, it’s too much like a cat country.

>>65

Do you think you’re usually purchasing something so elevated through online shopping?

>>82

It seems like we live in a world where there are only BtoC e-commerce sites.

I received the winning email!

It seems I’ll be depositing with an iTunes card, so I’ll go buy one!

Those who can’t hit Switch2 aren’t human.

Sending 50,000 yen Nintendo prepaid via letter pack is all a scam.

What if they only notify the winners and don’t contact the losers?

>>72

You’ll receive an email whether you win or lose.

I don’t really need to go on the release day; I just want Nintendo to keep doing the lottery endlessly.

>>73

That’s just not beneficial for Nintendo at all!

Since it’s the announcement of the email results, it has increased, yeah, fraud spam.

>>74

Set up automatic filtering for words like Switch2 or lottery into the spam folder while you still can.

I am already filled with hatred towards the winners.

The system for incorporating del is perfect.

>>77

Stop taking out your frustrations on the winner.

It’s Nintendo’s fault for getting it wrong, so criticize Nintendo.

>>77

I’m already practicing entering deletes in order from the top of the thread.

>>84

What a bunch of ingrained losers…

Although you were not selected as a winner in the carefully conducted lottery, we will present you with a commemorative wallpaper!

>>78

Please give me the right to purchase a Switch 2!!!!!

For now, there are no games I want to buy at launch, but I hope there are some software I want to buy before Pokémon comes out…

Tomorrow, I will become someone from “that side,” so I’m apologizing in advance.

I don’t need it to be on the release date, just give me the right to definitely buy it…

It’s okay if it’s the worst and it becomes December…

It would be nice if this frequency of the second lottery continues, but what I fear the most is that it ends up running out of steam and the next one won’t be for another three months.

Seven-Eleven’s online shopping lottery is too lenient.

Hehehe… Mr. Nintendo

If you want, I can help with the delivery.

>>89

It seems like you plan to bail once you’ve secured your share as quickly as possible.

The ones sold at regular electronics stores are definitely in larger numbers, so it feels like a luck if you happen to get one.

I can’t believe everyone won.

So I bet this Casio Mini.

>>92

What you are betting is this Nintendo account.

The announcement of the winners will be “after” the afternoon of the 24th, so it may be on the 25th…!

>>95

(The winning email finally arrives in mid-May.)

From midnight! The DL version of Switch2 is being released!

If Nintendo were to develop delivery technology that throws a Switch 2 into the winner’s yard using drones, the limits of logistics would no longer matter.

>>100

It seems like I’m about to be taken by a ninja.

Well, calm down… there’s a second lottery, so everyone without a name should get a Switch 2. I’m planning to win tomorrow.

The announcement for the start of the lottery application also stated that it would begin in the afternoon of the same day.

In the end, it started right after the maintenance of the My Nintendo Store was over.

It will probably be like that this time too.

What is Yodobashi Camera-kun hesitating to reveal?

I guess the employees of the electronics retail store have already secured their own stock by now.

I’m worried about logistics, but it’s not like it has to be delivered on the release date, so it should be fine.

>>106

No, deliver it on the release date.

>>107

It’s impossible, especially when we have to deliver millions of units.

I don’t use retail stores at all, so Nintendo is my only lifeline.

If the image in the email is Mario, you’ve won.

If it’s Luigi, then let’s go with the wrong choice.

Someone who can’t wait starts to make their own Switch 2.

What time in the afternoon?

>>111

It’s after noon!

I think I can apply for something like Yodobashi or Amazon, but it’s such a hassle, so let me win here!

If it doesn’t work out, I’ll just make a reservation somewhere else, but it’s a shame I can’t buy the Mario Kart set.

By the way, the email address for my Nintendo account registration is my home PC’s email.

Shall I set it on my phone for now?

Are they also handling new products at Book Off?

It seems that the places that only require membership registration have a crazy competition ratio.

I don’t mind if others get theirs after the next day, but please deliver mine on the release date only to me.

>>119

I don’t mind if my share is after the next day, but please make sure I definitely win my share.

I should talk to either Sagawa or Yamato to make sure they hold onto it for me for pick-up at their office later…

I already feel like I won.

>>122

Always imagining the best version of myself.

>>125

The way ahead is hell.

>>135

It’s okay… I got MariCar!

I think the admission rate is easy enough to get into an industrial high school full of delinquents.

I’m fine because I won in the official lottery, but is it really okay for Book Off to have just one condition of registering as a member…?

If Shine Post sells too well and becomes unavailable, that would be a problem…

I should have made a reservation…

Let’s protest the price hike and do a boycott together!

>>128

Ah (credit card transfer)

Each company is trying to increase users of their apps and credit cards as much as possible…

Are you going to rush to make a retail reservation if you fail tomorrow?

Or should I apply for Nintendo’s second lottery?

>>130

Do whatever you like, either way.

Since it won’t miss, it’s unnecessary worry, but I will go for the second lottery draw.

>>130

For now, I think it’s best not to apply anywhere and just wait and see.

With the Switch 1, there are quite a few games that have rough processing and run poorly, especially in terms of PC ports, so I really want a Switch 2 soon.

It’s just second-hand stuff at Book Off anyway.

What does “after noon” mean?

I definitely won’t be able to focus on work tomorrow.

I guess there will be an increase in fraudulent emails taking advantage of this starting tomorrow.

Please.

Please enter the imperial family, receive the ceremony of the crown prince as the successor to the 121st Emperor, and try out the switch2, which will be provided as a royal warrant item.

If you decline, the blood of Amaterasu, which has continued for 120 generations since Jinmu, will come to an end, and the success of switch2 will be lost as well.

If it is okay, please press the “Crown Prince Button” below.

The body is made of games.

It has been a year since my master was killed by Donkey Kong.

I hope the behavior of Scavengers gets better, but since it won’t be a new edition but just an update, I can’t expect dramatic changes.

>>144

As long as it doesn’t get stiff by the waterside, I think that’s good enough…

You have won!

Please purchase from the URL below within 24 hours!

>>145

Yay!

>>148

(A strange window that won’t disappear from the screen on the PC)

>>145

ttp://nintendo-switch2.ru/sagi

>>160

Of all places, it’s a Russian domain?

Is it the cheapest to buy the Switch version of BotW or TotK with a thumbnail ticket and upgrade for 1000 yen?

>>146

If you continue to subscribe online, it’s free.

I’m looking forward to playing Mario Kart with No Name on the release day.

>>150

Let’s freelance together.

>>152

<Wah-ha!

>>163

I’m sorry, but this is a private island… (kick)

>>173

Wasn’t this a story about being kicked out after saying “Musu” to a group of nameless people who were arguing “Wahaa”?

>>193

“The story of ‘musu’ not being understood is also spreading incorrectly, which makes me feel the further shift of the times.”

>>198

Just a bit…

I’ll decide whether it hit or missed.

I wish I had bought the one with Mario Kart earlier…

I’m looking forward to Pokémon Legends, so I hope to get it by then.

I usually don’t play Mario Kart or racing games in general, but this time I went for the bundled edition.

It’s still bearable just being cheap, but it seems interesting like an open field.

【Purchase Information】

【Notice of Lottery Results】

>>164

*The deadline for the winning procedure is within 24 hours after receiving this email.*

Please note that if the deadline is exceeded, the prize will become invalid.

>>159

ITALIAN LUIGI

I need to prepare the Wario from WarioWare having a great time.

To avoid being misled by boring spam, it’s wise to wait for notifications from the official app.

I casually look forward to 0.

I can meet Sagawa-san for the first time in 10 years.

I wonder if the Switch 2 can detect and pixelate when a penis is shown on the camera.

I’m looking forward to doing a stable framerate SV.

Watching anime makes me want to play Pokémon again.

Since it’s released on the same day as 0, I understand why a thread will be created on release day for Switch 2 with Sagawa.

>>175

You’re terrible, you know that?

Why did you disqualify me? That’s so sad.

>>178

Hehe, if it comes to this… I’ll use your Switch 2.

You and I will play Mario Kart in free run mode and exhaust everything to the ends of the world!

My first game on the Switch 2 is likely going to be Rune Factory.

>>176

If they release it as originally planned, I want to play it thoroughly first, marry Kaguya and Hina, and then upgrade to version 2… but that perfect plan has gone to waste.

If the release dates overlap, I’m going to want to play Mario Kart too!

I want to play the smooth-moving Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity!!!

The loading was long; should I try playing the game a bit?

Voices of resentment are pouring in!? The announcement of the Switch 2 lottery was too crazy! I’m going to make a video about it.

I want to secure some peripherals, but the purchase page is probably going to be crowded…

>>186

I guess the pro controller and SD cards will be the first to run out.

In the afternoon, the winners’ switches will all start to transform at once.

Well, I’ve heard that the pro controller from the first one can be reused.

It’s a relief that we won’t have to rush too much since the SD card can hold up for a while with the body capacity.

If you let your guard down, you might not be able to get what you want when you need it, and that could be the case with a pro controller.

I’ll buy the pro controller if a good limited design comes out.

It seems that everyone is selected because the portion that cannot be exported due to tariffs comes to Japan.

Are peripheral devices first come, first served among the winners?!

>>194

Who can purchase it… will be decided in this Mario Kart W!

>>194

They have prepared a sufficient number, but they are saying that there might be cases where they can’t buy it, so that’s probably the case.

The Joy-Con drift is so bad that I want to hurry up and get a second one to send for repair…

It seems like there will be a lot of popular characters like 🐮, 🦀, and 🐟 in anonymous.

I only want the Pro Controller.

I don’t really know much about “musudokorokawa” and use it mechanically as a greeting.