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[Uma Musume: Pretty Derby] Yes, this is Kei Channel. I’m currently recording a video in an emergency.

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While I was camping, a bear appeared! So I pretended to be dead, and now I’m desperately running away because the trainer who fought off the bear barehanded seems like they want to lecture me. I really don’t want that… The trainer is really fast…

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It’s Umamusume! Get away!

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Don’t run on the mountain road because it’s dangerous.

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I don’t like it.

A sermon from a person who fights bears with their bare hands…

I’m scared…

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I don’t want to… For a sprinter like me to have to endure a long-distance battle on a mountain path, even the trainer has become quite ruthless…

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A trainer who guides Uma Musume would never lose to a bear weaker than the Uma Musume!

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>>5

I don’t like this… bringing up the logic of Dragon Knight Balan…

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>>8

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Can you tell me about the time you faced a bear with your bare hands?

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I’m scared…

The trainer is putting the bear into an iron claw and knocking it out…

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I don’t like this… Does that mean Fukukitaru-san was experiencing overwhelming torment?

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>>9

I feel like I’m barely able to feel love, but every time I’m trying my best!

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>>9

Ironclaw hurts a lot.

But after that, the trainer was kind to me.

I am falling apart.

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>>13

I don’t like that… I wish people would stop doing such lewd things on someone else’s stream…

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This is a tough situation…

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The bear is saying it’s not a setup, but no one believes me…

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Koge

Tsu n

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It hurts…

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I got caught…

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I don’t like that.

If I get hit with a fist while defeating the bear, I’m going to die.

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Trainer, the bear is not a setup.

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>>19

I’m glad you’re safe.

That being said, they will have to face the consequences for coming into a dangerous place.

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>>19

I know.

I’m asking why my house was moved to the mountains while I was sleeping and Keichan was hammering pegs into the living room floor and setting up a tent.

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Oh no, is it a dirty joke?

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>>22

Koge

The translation is: “Tsun”

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Extreme 2

Heavy

of

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It hurts…

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I don’t like it…

Divine☆Monday Pe-yaaaaaang…

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A home in the mountains!?

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Damage from the repelled bear, damage to the trainer.

dice2d100=

92 90 (182)

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Aren’t we both mortally wounded?!

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It’s a good match, isn’t it?

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It’s pretty even.

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This is an incident, for sure.

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As expected of my trainer…

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Touching!

To risk one’s life for the sake of duty…!

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Kei-chan’s damage

dice1d100=

67 (67)

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Bears can run at 60 km/h, so a trainer who can take down a bear with their bare hands must be able to exceed 60 km/h.

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>>36

I don’t like this… Depending on the course and strategy, there’s a chance I might actually lose…

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>>46

A trainer who trains Uma Musume should surely be able to win against them.

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There are no winners…

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Escaped Bear vs. Tact

dice2d100=

61 48 (109)

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Was it the bear that Tact missed?

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I don’t like this… A bear hug is not a technique to be used on a bear…

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Resilience

Kei-chan Trainer

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54 58 (112)

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I thought Kei-chan was simply stronger than a bear just because of the trainer.

In reality, it’s a life-and-death battle.

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Damage to the living room flooring

dice1d100=

27 (27)

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Maybe my arm was damaged to the bone when I was bitten.

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Well, I would gladly give my life for a miracle…

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>>45

I don’t want to… it’s my trainer’s life.

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>>45

I don’t want to…

“Don’t say things like that to someone…”

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>>49

Adults are… unfair…

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Don’t brag in a situation like this.

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For now, I’ll call your parents.

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I need to apologize to Bear’s parents.

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Is it atonement?

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First, it’s the hospital, not contacting my parents!

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Weight of the bear (kg)

dice1d400=

250 (250)

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It’s pretty large, isn’t it?!

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It was just love…

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Using tools by the trainer is, on the contrary, a form of leniency.

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I don’t like this… it feels like you’re really experienced at it…

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I don’t like that bear… I want to scatter my life like that too…

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It’s more like a winning method.

It’s like a finishing blow after having been beaten badly.

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I want to shine like that with the trainer too…

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You can take down a bear with a hatchet.

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Isn’t it already a picture that shouldn’t be shown to Kei-chan?

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I don’t like it…

It’s me who’s making the video…

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But it’s okay since I haven’t been banned even without the mosaic.

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