It truly feels like a cow.

I wonder if this guy also has a changing costume.

What are we doing in the new character meeting? I think we should go with the cow, right? I’m curious about the atmosphere when that was brought up.

Is everyone tired?

It’s being cooked…

It seems like a nice smell rises every time you do a jump action.

Speaking of which, Nintendo remembered that the Mario world was anything goes…

I wonder if this guy eats meat.

If you’re going to release something like this, just bring out Ashley!

If they lose, they’ll be processed for food, so they’ll come at it seriously.

Kri-bo, how are you steering the kart??

Well, that would be with a chestnut and a stick.

Were there any other strange guys besides this one participating, and does everyone have costumes?

It wasn’t that strange since Mario was battling meat in the RPG series.

I only play the Mario series occasionally, but is this guy such a famous character?

>>16

It seems that the Kart series has been around since 64.

Background of Moomoo Farm

>>18

Yet, gradually the ranch is developing, and the cows themselves are rising in status.

Do we need to ride the cart?

>>20

If you’re going to participate in Mario Kart, you have to ride, right?

If a character born from Mario Kart becomes playable, it’s not strange at all, but since it’s a cow, the visuals will become interesting.

In the future, new characters will be (but these guys are lower priority than the cows…)

Is it not okay for a cow to ride in a cart?

At least give it a name like Moo or something.

Is it because I’m a cow?

COW

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The Monte tribe exists.

The Mare tribe does not exist.

“The ‘Cow’ in ‘Mario Kart World’ shows off its milk. Reward – AUTOMATON”

https://automaton-media.com/articles/newsjp/coq-tit-20250411-334855/

It feels just like a Mario kart game with the random character choices of useless mobs.

“🐮⛄️🦀 ‘It’s the Mario family, please let us through.'”

They might want to create a sense of appeal when adding characters in the DLC.

After using up all the named characters, if they added a cow as DLC, would there really be no one else…?

>>34

It’s often said regarding character addition DLC…

>>34

It seems like I might have used it all up at this point, so I wonder what will happen.

I can only think of things like Dossun, Battan, and Donketsu.

If it’s going to be a highlight in the DLC, it might be the characters from WarioWare.

Can you show nipples even in CERO A?

>>40

It might be more troublesome to label the cow’s nipples as unhealthy, as it could cause various issues in different areas.

The one where Kirby comes as DLC in the Air Ride promotion.

Like the link in 8.

>https://automaton-media.com/articles/newsjp/coq-tit-20250411-334855/

This guy only talks about cow’s milk…

Are they not going to put out Maro and Gino…?

>>45

I wonder if they couldn’t be satisfied with just the aircraft or the person.

Among the handless Koopa Troopas and the legless Liftwinks participating, this guy with both hands and feet is the better one.

What the hell is a Sambo with no arms and no legs?!

>>48

It’s autonomous driving, right?

Rifton is a character, a vehicle, and food.

>>49

Yoshi’s response

I want to use it.

Since the legless Teresa tribe is participating nonchalantly, it’s fine to be without arms and legs, right?

Lifton seems to be doing it in the Akiba style!

You can race in a cart even without arms and legs.

This is Nintendo’s diversity.

Those guys who are happily enjoying the cows like this are also killing them, saying “Delicious, delicious, thank you for the life” (laughs) while they eat a lot.

These guys are definitely a disguise for a pedo costume, right?

>>58

Perhaps Nintendo’s true intention is to create “super lightweight characters that can be chosen in the game system.”

I think it means educating children about sex under the pretext of that (including arousing desire for cows).

I’ve been doing this since the Famicom era.

Nintendo’s entertainment has actually been hinting at a bit of risqué diversity even before it ventured into computer games…

Because it’s a baby, it’s the lightest!

>>62

I have a feeling that there might be some very lightweight characters that exceed the boundaries of humans, like insects.

I want to use penguins~ That’s what the direct was about.

Is there no custom element for the machine this time?

Which installment of the Mario series does this cow appear in?

>>66

From Mario Kart

It seems that a race is going to be held to determine the strongest cow in the Cow-Only Continental Ballistic Cow Ball Run.

>>67

Are you gathering the carcasses of the sacred bulls…?

A penguin that appears only in falling scenes.

If you can handle something like this, you should just escape instead of being kept on the Moo Moo Farm.

>>73

It’s probably better than living in the wild.

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I’m completely losing.

>>75

Believe more in the potential of the cow.

>>79

It’s absolutely not good to think of the number of replies as a character’s evaluation…

If we’re going to bring out cows, we should prioritize characters like Tatanga or Sabaaza instead…

Have Roy and Wendy disappeared?

Cows can be delicious to eat.

This alone is a huge advantage.

The moment the constraints of the humanoid are released, mobs burst forth!

What was that penguin again?

>>82

Since 1964, penguins have appeared in various works and have also featured in movies.

>>82

A penguin killed by Mario for children.

Isn’t it strange to be naked just because you’re a cow?

I want to become a cow quickly.

Well, there was definitely a cow, but…

If you’re at 64, penguins stand out pretty well.

I don’t understand cows!

>>89

Huh…?

>>90

Did you recognize the course cow at a glance?

That’s amazing.

Put the bomb soldier in the cart.

Since he has been selected for the kart series course five times, it seems fair to call him a semi-regular.