It’s an old-timer from the SFC era.

The text consists of emojis and does not have a direct translation.

I wonder who suggested making it playable.

Could it be Miyahon?

>>5

The theory that members other than the usual ones are decided by a lottery is strong.

The latest model of the Reiwa era is flowing with current.

Not holding the handle.

Was it no good with the cows from Mo-Mo Farm?

No, I like cows too.

The cow and the crab fight.

Is it okay for Nintendo games to depict nipples?

Know shame, know shame.

What is that blue laser coming out of the car pointing downwards?

I wonder what it was in SFC.

I knew it was from 64! I was fooled.

Cows of Moo Moo Country!

Just make Dossun playable too.

>>24

Why aren’t you here…?

🔍️Moo Moo Country Moo Moo Farm Difference

Please make the dog a racer too.

The design is just too much like a cow…

Does that mean these guys have the intelligence level to drive a cart while being on the ranch?

>>29

Maybe I actually live on a farm and I’m not livestock…?

Is it MOD?

>>30

“Made the first move.”

>>31

I don’t know if it’s really competing with mods, but there was a playable cow mod in MKWii.

You’ve really come a long way to become playable from here, huh… this cow.

Being kept on the farm as a dairy cow means she must be pregnant…

>>36

Hmm!

>>36

Moreover, they’re completely naked.

>>36

“…Isn’t there some sort of backstory about participating in Mario Kart to search for a calf that got separated from its mother? Are you okay?”

What I thought was the worst was that even though there are the Monte tribe and Aopoi Hana, the Mare tribe isn’t able to ride in the cart.

Do all characters have unique abilities?

It’s not just about looking different.

Pay attention to the background, or rather, the ground as well.

>>41

What is this guy when there are also wild cattle?

>>43

It’s like Goofy and Pluto or Kitty and Charmy.

By mass-inserting incomprehensible characters, it might be possible to eliminate the mockery like Funky Bike or Waluigi Kart.

>>42

Regardless of the machine and tires, there are quite a few character options even now, but it’s still referred to as Yoshi’s Pata Ten 8 DX, and I think there’s nothing we can do about that.

I never imagined that the cow from the painted backdrop would rise to such heights.

There is a possibility that it could turn into a Moo Moo Kart World because the cows are too strong.

Aren’t you always talking about cows?

I love nameless cows too much.

It’s a cow, you know?

City! In city!

It’s a character from Mario Kart.

I’ll use it.

If this one is acceptable, I think Marirui RPG’s Mamebou is still more plausible.

The choice of characters makes more sense than the clouds floating in the background of Mario Brothers.

Could it be that nipple restrictions are lifted?

If you look closely, it’s a boombox, and if you look closely, it’s a power line, and even if you don’t look closely, it’s a cow.

All troops, charge!

Dress Peach in a cow bikini.

If the cow can’t choose from the beginning.

You’re being teased about not having a cow, huh…

Beautiful graphics!

Vast map!

New features such as water running and wall running!

And then it is served 🐄

If there are a lot of people choosing cows, will it become a cow-filled race?

What even is a bone fish from Mario World?

There are plenty of other things like Gino, Dr. Oya-Mar, Paper Mario, and Mario & Luigi RPG!

>>66

Well, I haven’t played other Mario series games, but when it comes to recognition among people who only play Mario Kart, isn’t there no character that surpasses the cows from Moo Moo Farm?

>>66

I wonder if characters from WarioWare will come.

>>66

You understand whether to prioritize a character that has rarely appeared in previous Mario Kart games or classic ones like the Side Steppers and Fish Bones that have been active since the 64 era, right?

At least it’s Dossun, right?

Because overlapping characters has become a benefit.

Moo Moo Cart is totally a thing, you know.

If I could change the pattern of the cow, I would make it the pattern of the strongest manga artist farmer.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Based on past works, it seems likely that a heavyweight character could be normally strong.

It’s still an unclear speculation, but there are definitely phases in this course that seem to be less intricate and likely to result in a battle for maximum speed.

I want Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda to come.

>>75

Is it not just a character that you can choose the appearance for guest play…?

It seems more interesting if Kuppa disappears.

Pajuni > Cow > Kokkupa

I see, so that’s what Mario-cow is all about.

I also had steak yesterday.

O-chikubi…

“If someone had leaked something like ‘There are cows in the background of Moomoo Farm, right? Those will be playable,’ it probably wouldn’t have been taken seriously.”

I thought there was Mario from 3D Hot Rally! But then I realized the coloring was different.

Nintendo, push more Lift-On.

Liftun is Yoshi’s food.

There might really be a revival of Tatanga.

It’s the skeleton fish that’s tripping!

NEW!

>>87

…Compared to bees, it might surprisingly be a decent choice of person?

>>87

No… I’m really sorry, but this game is just bizarre…

>>93

It seems like they can’t come back after becoming Wonder.

>>87

That guy who looks like an American football player can’t be NEW, right…? Every time it happens.

>>87

As for Choro-Poo, it wouldn’t be weird for it to be on the SFC.

>>99

That guy is not a chump.

It’s the Poo from the battleship in Mario 3…

Even if you can predict a cow’s participation, no one will believe you.

It may be said that having just hands and feet is better than other new ones when you look at them.

Gabon has been coming up quite often lately, so it feels like there might be something.

I wonder if it’s okay that Goombas don’t have arms? But considering you’re a character like that, I guess it’s fine…

Fishbone…?

If cows were really strong, there would be a lot of cows online.

It’s mocked as a beef cart.

>>98

It’s one thing if you were actually playing.

If streamers start going off again like “It’s a cow, ohhh!” it would be just too funny.

It still feels safer to have characters like Kirby or Samus join the fight.

A cow in the background of Moo Moo Country.

Deployment!!

Is it okay that my nipple is out?

>>102

Even Nintendo, no matter how amazing it is, probably can’t be expected to take care of someone who finds sexual excitement in the nipples of livestock…

>>106

Was Miltank’s nipples okay?

>>102

Mario also wants to show his nipples, that’s what you want to say, right?

I have just learned that there are ghosts other than Teresa…

But what kind of sound does this cow make when it accelerates with something like a mini turbo?

I wonder if it will let out a strangely realistic cow moo…

There should be someone like a boss character in the Mario series!

>>107

Since Catherine is around, it would be great to increase the USA-related ones.

>>107

Which do you think would get more attention, introducing a minor boss character or bringing out a cow?

Is it the crab from Mario Brothers?

I was shocked that Nintendo recognizes the cows from Moo Moo Farm as characters.

I wonder if there are no Bomb King or regular Bombers.

Well, I definitely don’t think that all the characters shown in the PV are everything.

I will go with 64 penguins.

Is the one that pops out the Choro-Poo, and the one that throws wrenches with a manhole on its head the Poo?

Isn’t it the cow from Moo Moo Farm instead of a collaboration with Story of Seasons?

>>115

If you’re going to release Story of Seasons, you would release Zelda or Kirby first…

Pata tenten ten ten

>>117

I never really looked at it from this angle, but it’s actually quite cute.

There have been no Goombas until now.

I guess that’s true.

There have always been those without legs.

Finally, those hopeless guys have started to join the battle this time.

>>121

Are you saying that someone with no arms and legs shouldn’t drive a car?

There are a few people who were used as a stepping stone for Mario.

Considering the presence of arms and legs and the long history of appearances in Mario Kart, it can be said that choosing a cow is very reasonable.

Kuribo has also played baseball, well…

Rifton, it’s fine to be on the car side like Hana-chan!

Are you crazy?

Not an enemy character, but a real cow walking around joins the battle!

Since there are multiple characters used that are named after courses like Mario Circuit, it’s only natural that cows would participate if there was a course called Moo Moo Farm.

>>131

On the contrary, it might be more unnatural from a recent perspective to have a course with a cow motif that has no ties or connections.

Was there no Piranha Plant until now?

>>132

Because it was an item.

Until now, there has been a basic understanding among the staff that operating a cart requires the use of hands and feet.

With over 80 playable characters, that boring common sense has been shattered.

The sailor uniform Baby Rosetta is cute, isn’t it?

There was a mysterious character selection at the time of the tour, so it’s too late now!

Does a Piranha Plant ride in a flower pot on a cart?

If anything, there are quite a few cows that appear not only in Ocarina of Time and Mario Kart.

Only those who have been obstructed by a cow may use a cow.

Because I’ve been a regular since the second work…

If you carelessly complain about who else might be there,

Because Mario is a veteran character who has been around for decades, he sometimes gets counterattacked.

Gabon is ridiculously cute.

I’m waiting for Kameen and Togezo to join the fight.

In a 24-player battle, having a variety of characters is definitely more fun…

>>146

Having the same 24 people every time is boring.

All the leakers who couldn’t predict the appearance of the cow should commit seppuku.

Among the new characters, having arms and legs makes it slightly better.

>>148

Reassess the obvious.

This is the correct political correctness.

What about Dodoriges?

I want to see a cow bikini peach drawn with the cow boom.

Are you controlling it with brain waves or something?

I think it’s fine for Mamo to be called since both Catherine and Hey-Ho are here…

I’m watching the videos of the advance experience event, and since I’m seeing it so much, I’m completely being manipulated.

Quickly reveal the participation of weaklings and mob-level characters from the first move.

At this rate, it looks like new entries from bosses and named characters will come one after another.

This is all Yoshi’s food.

Isn’t it crazy for a cactus to be like that?

Although I am a veteran…

This will leave a lot of people out, right?

>>159

Tatanga…

>>159

Dossun: “I will crush you…”

>>159

There are also those who are responsible for stage gimmicks and items, like Dossun and Killer…

>>163

Choropu hugging Choropu.

What surprised me this time, aside from the cows, was that there were quite a few people who could easily come up with character names.

>>161

If you look for 30 people, you’ll find one Mario fan.

(I don’t know much about Mario, but I guess he’s a prominent character in some work…)

>>164

🥽「……」

The penguins themselves are featured in King Penguin 8.

Are you there? Pochi?

Does it sway every time it runs with a nose ring…?

>>171

If it’s rated CERO:A, wouldn’t it be cut off for being too risqué?

It’s as chaotic as the target from Smash Bros. being a playable character.

Is this penguin from the penguin race in Mario 64?

If there are Lifton and Fishbone, then does that mean there are also Torpedos…?

Why are you also a player even though you’re on stage? It’s actually the opposite.

Let’s make all the models on stage into players!

I feel like it’s a transition like that.

Indeed, now that I think about it, didn’t all of them have 3D models…?

There are people who keep asking how I’m driving.

It’s expressing the texture of the fur…

You’re making good use of the improved specs.

Because it’s a 24-player match, there needs to be a lot of characters, but there aren’t enough player models…

→Shouldn’t all the stage gimmicks be for the players?

The possibility of.

Is this the lateral thinking of a withered technology…?

Since they’re saying there’s no character difference this time, you can use whichever you like.

If there is no difference in characters, then the pure focus on visibility may result in serious players becoming bone fish carts.

Crash Team Racing still had the conscience to hide strange playable characters as unlockable characters…

The dolphin in the back is also funny…

Having limbs alone gives a chance to appear in the launch of a new hardware.

It’s quite an opportunity for minor Mario series characters.

>>185

Even hands and feet are not necessary.

Yesterday, I was told that just holding the steering wheel is better, but it didn’t work out.

Dolphins seem fast.

Litton is riding on Litton…

Yoshi’s snacks have really made it big…

Here comes the cow!

Isn’t the guy in the back doing Akihabara style?

Jump into Smash Bros. just like this!

I’m worried that my nipples might cause a scandal.

>>194

Mario will expose it instead.

It’s the first playable character from the Mario Kart series in Mario Kart.

>>196

It’s just a cow, but it can be said in various ways.

It seems that even after all this, the policy is to not include the characters from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.

>>197

It’s still Mario Kart, after all…

Fishbone, Poihana, Sanbo, and Mario Kart all have experience appearing in the game.

If you run over something that got small from Thunder, it would literally be minced meat.

Well, putting Marilwi aside, if the characters from Paper Mario appeared in 3D polygons, it would ruin everything…

There was a game blog that showed an unusual obsession with Mario’s nipples…

It seems that the Wario family won’t be invited either.

Isn’t it a dolphin that Yoshi often eats?

Why are the cows and crabs riding in the cart?

>>205

Is it discrimination?

Since 8DX has been doing really well for quite a while, we need to make an impact like this to surpass it.

It’s no good, I’m going to be killed by the crab’s cart.

It seems like the choice of the one riding the cart was determined by reverse reasoning from whoever thinks it’s the most ridiculous.

I wonder which additional character is the least known.

I think the cow in the image is somewhat famous in Moo Moo Country.

I want to hold a limited edition cow race tournament to celebrate the release.

I feel like I’ve been watching this cow for several days.

An official appearance that is not a renamed role in a movie or a design in Mario Maker.

I thought that my opportunities would increase from now on, but it turned out that wasn’t the case for Umbreon (Spike).

If the cows from Moo Moo Country are no good, then what kind of cows would be good?

Ding ding ding!! You’ve nailed it!