Mr. Tachyon…

Today’s cafe is so sweet…

It’s clear that you’re trying to sexually harass me by saying that!

Oops, I slipped!

Is size 150 okay?

Huh? Wait a second, what’s with the rubber gloves, scrub brush, and detergent?

Huh? Didn’t you come to wash my back just now?

Well, I’ll start from number 400…

Hey cafe~ Since I’ve rinsed off, it’s okay to go in now, right?

The cafe is naughty, isn’t it?

If Mr. Tachyon just jumps in, it will get dirty… so please wash your body carefully before getting in, as it will ruin the water…

Well then, starting from number 50.

Oh wow, this is what they call a body scrub, huh?

It feels really great, doesn’t it?

This is what it means to be between a rock and a hard place.

It clearly looks like a file, but the cafe is quite forgetful… Mistaking a file for a sponge is something else.

At least I want you to scrub with a loofah or pumice stone…

A amount of dirt equivalent to the size of a softball has been removed…

How long has it been since you took a bath…

>>20

Does the cafe remember the number of coffees you’ve had so far?

It’s cold, isn’t it!

Isn’t that water?

A kindness that doesn’t cause burns unlike hot water.

I think freezing cold water right on the edge of freezing is painful in its own way…

It’s hot over there!!!!!!!

Are you only capable of going from one extreme to another!?

2℃! → 97℃! → 2℃! → 97℃!

Please get ready quickly, Takion-san…!

>>33

Isn’t it the comedy skit from Drifters’ big laugh in a public bathhouse!

A freshly steamed hot towel…

Zashizashizashizashizashizashizashizashi…

The drain filter is getting clogged up too…

After wiping off the moisture, I will apply the primer.

I was able to disinfect it, Tachyon-san…

Now it won’t smell anymore.

>>42

The commensal bacteria have also been destroyed, huh?

Next is the scrubbing.

I’ll start from #40 and go up to #3000.

>>45

I’m not making figures!

>>46

After applying the primer and checking for fine scratches, I will also use compound.

>>47

Somehow, my whole body has become smooth and slippery…

Glossy finish? Matte finish?

Please lie down on the mat…

Isn’t this something naughty?

Don’t worry, it’s not sexual at all.

Isn’t what’s in that bucket some kind of lotion!?

It is a clear coating.

Whattt!?! 🧪

I also glow bright red with the color of blood.

Mr. Tachyon has become 1/60 scale.

>>57

Hehe… At this size, cuteness definitely wins…

There’s a smell of organic solvents wafting in the bathroom…

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