>>2

What about the uncle’s share?

>>118

Endure it for the sake of the children!

I’ll give you a paizuri later!

>>124

Who is the person that will give my uncle a tit job…?

>>4

Isn’t it essentially catching someone cheating?

>>4

I’ve seen a conclusion like that for the first time.

Mom should play for 50 hours too.

Kid… you’ll be able to buy it normally in six months, so just wait.

You can be looked at by your wife as much as you want.

Which is more important, the disdain from my wife or the joy of my children?

Well, if you can speak Japanese, there isn’t much reason to buy an online exclusive edition unless you want to play titles from overseas regions or you have plans to be taken on a business trip abroad…

…If the thread picture is not of a Japanese child, does the joke still work?

If you release it as a surprise after buying it…

It would be better because it allows for damage control when you couldn’t buy it…

For those who consider this an opportunity to start from switch2, it’s quite tough.

>>18

I can’t tell the difference between such a person and a reseller.

The total subscription period is tight, but I don’t know how to check it.

You’ll understand once you join!

Well, regardless of outside the country, if it’s within Japan, the Japanese version is normally sold at mass retailers, so I’ll let them handle it over there…

Isn’t it the case that the plan owner must play for 50 hours, or is it just that they can use the same game console?

Buying a game console is tough, huh?

It’s pointless to do it from now on.

>>24

From the third installment onwards, isn’t the timing of the play period going to change?

It seems like I might get robbed by a reseller if I buy it and carry it around.

>>33

The risk of committing robbery doesn’t balance out at all…

>>36

But lately, there have been quite a few imbalanced incidents…

>>33

Is it a brigade?

If they can take measures against reselling and hoarding, that would be great.

I wonder if accounts that meet the application requirements are being bought and sold…

I wonder if they’ll throw tires at us as we leave the store according to tradition…

If there are no resale measures anyway, then it will become unattainable as it is.

It’s better to think that the real release date is in July.

Japanese people should just buy the inexpensive ones for Japanese people.

Is there something inconvenient?

By the time I can properly buy it, there should be enough software available, so waiting isn’t so bad.

Ordinary households would be lucky to get it before the summer vacation.

Since this summer won’t be suitable for playing outside anyway, enjoy yourselves to the fullest, kids.

I don’t know much about Bunny Garden, but if you can play it on the Nintendo Switch, it’s probably not a shady game.

>>45

You know what you’re saying, don’t you?

>>45

Yes!

It’s a wholesome game to play with girls at a legal establishment that serves alcohol!

>>45

Almost 18 and over.

I wonder if people who buy for their siblings on a family plan are having a hard time?

Well, there’s no problem with a single guy buying it.

>>46

Well, I’m on a family plan under my parent’s name, but I think it’s a critical hit for kids whose parents don’t play games.

>>49

Parent lottery big miss

>>52

You brat… even if you can buy it, I won’t buy it for you…

>>52

The management method is not incorrect, and just because it happens to not meet the reservation conditions for Switch2, the talk about parental luck is completely different.

You don’t have to try to buy it at the fastest speed, right?

If I delete the data of Bunny Garden and put a random dummy game running from now on, can’t I somehow hide it?

>>55

It’s until February…

The husband broke down in tears.

What is it?

Are you saying that Bunny Garden is an indecent game?

Well, unless you’re really committed to Mario Kart, there’s no need to rush to buy it.

It’s a scene that probably shouldn’t be shown to children!

If it’s just a retail sale, you can line up on the first day and enter the lottery…

Doesn’t that mean that ordinary people who meet these conditions will switch jobs to become resellers?

I wonder if after waiting a year, I’ll be able to get it for free, or if I’ll end up buying it for 50,000 yen and selling it for 100,000 yen in the fastest case…

>>65

Can I make multiple reservations?

>>70

If each multiple account is independently online…

>>76

Registered online one year ago.

You have to play the paid software for 40 hours with that account, you know?

>>70

If you buy it at the fastest possible speed for 100,000 and wait about a year, you can normally buy it for 50,000, making it essentially free—that’s the kind of speculative talk.

>>83

Who would keep a profit of 50,000 stuck for a year?

>>65

First of all, thinking that you can sell it for 100,000 is overly optimistic.

>>65

It’s ridiculous to even compare, as we can significantly reduce the number of resellers that swarm unconditionally, so that’s not really a big deal…

>>65

Individually, one or two units are ultimately the limit anyway.

When the conditions are met, the numbers are significantly narrowed down, so it won’t lead to a shortage.

If it’s 50 hours of playtime, it should be fine to just leave it open while charging, right?

I think a type of dark reseller who resorts to robbery will definitely appear and make the news.

>>67

And the emergence of online commentators discussing the state of public safety in Japan is part of the package.

>>67

It looks like there might be a case where someone could receive the death penalty for robbery on the street.

>>67

The one that says you need to pay before you buy.

Game hardware resale shady side job, huh…

What are you talking about being free?

>>71

To summarize the talk of the idiots who say it’s free, they’re saying that if you win the lottery and sell the Switch 2 for 100,000 yen, you can make 50,000 yen, and then after a year when things settle down, you can buy the Switch 2 with the remaining 50,000 yen!

Is there already an anonymous person planning a heist?

Has anyone started crying and talked to their wife yet?

Because it is a store-exclusive reservation condition.

You can just buy it at an electronics retailer.

>>78

Casually.

>>84

Is it really so easy to casually say things about the conditions proposed by Nintendo, which are quite lenient?

>>99

Sorry, it’s the electronics retail store.

I had the image that there was always a line or a fierce competition from early in the morning…

>>102

Recently, places that have lines or cause trouble and congestion are mostly doing a lottery in advance, right?

There is no effect if I sell my share to others.

If you don’t like it, you can just fight for it.

It’s too arrogant to complain after not even making an effort to contribute to Nintendo before buying.

No one would be foolish enough to buy it at double the price, right…?

>>87

The reason resale scalpers exist is because there is a demand.

I talked to my son about the reservation for the Switch 2.

Suddenly, my son starts to cry and scream.

Sorry, I can’t buy it for you first.

I will inform you that I will try to make a reservation at Yodobashi from now on.

There are families where each person has their own device to play games. I will never forgive Nintendo.

It’s questionable whether those who say they’re thinking of switching to switch2 actually have the intention to buy it.

It just seems like you’re getting angry because you were told you’re excluded.

The child who didn’t play games with their parents as a communication tool for the family cannot be held responsible.

>>92

It means that the child gacha is a big miss.

When it comes to what kind of software Bunny Garden is, I want you to think about the fact that the character images are used as thread images in a thread about violations of the Entertainment Business Control Law.

First of all, the advance reservations are a lottery, after all.

I want to believe that Nintendo knows the number of people who meet the conditions, and that most of them will be selected.

There is a possibility that the parent of a gamer son could be a reseller.

If you are going to blame someone, blame the scalpers.

I want you to consider that, even though Bunny Garden is recommended for ages 17 and up, it is still available for purchase by minors.

Well, you can pretty much assume that resellers mostly go to retail stores.

The issue of resellers is fundamentally a problem on the consumer side, and originally, it is the consumers themselves who need to take corrective actions before companies respond.

I understand that the staff can commit fraud with the lottery tickets.

Well, Nintendo can’t really do anything about fraud in retail.

If it’s a Switch, it’s portable, so it seems possible to check your account screen and playtime at an electronics store.

We have no choice but to leave it to the measures against reselling at electronics retailers.

It’s more efficient to attack the people lining up in front of electronics stores and steal their wallets than to rob those who have Switch2!

>>109

Robbery is a serious crime.

>>109

Major electronics retail stores already have surveillance cameras everywhere, so you’ll get caught immediately.

>>119

Nowadays, unless it’s an individually-run business, even smaller companies have cameras.

>>109

If that’s a good person, they would have become a robber without waiting for Switch 2.

>>109

If you can do that, it would be faster to take switch2.

Is Bunny Garden a bit of an erotic game?

It’s awkward as a dad, yeah.

>>112

If you can buy it, forgive me!

>>112

I mean, it’s one thing if my wife is okay with it, but I really wish they’d refrain from revealing that I was playing this with the kids…

>>123

Well, it’s not like I was only playing Bunny Garden, so it feels fine to just say that I actually have the Lite and was playing this one.

I might get nagged for keeping it a secret from my wife, but…

>>112

It’s a game where you see a girl in a mini skirt exposing her underpants while reaching for something on a shelf…

For now, I’m feeling like it would be good if I could get it by the time the new Zelda game comes out…

If it’s domestic resale and we’ve secured enough production based on the reflections from the last time, I don’t think the price can be raised that much.

Does that mean if I meet this condition, I can enter a lottery to get it on the release day?

>>126

Official online store lottery participation conditions

Resellers who take products overseas will disappear, so it’s less stressful than it used to be.

I see… I see…

>>128

I’ve heard there might be a system where the underwear changes every day…?

It’s rare for the parents not to play and the children not to be able to buy.

That said, if it’s a problem, it should be alleviated by the second time or so.

I just accidentally bought it because my hand slipped…

>>131

Well then, what is this playtime all about?

>>133

It’s just that my hands slipped continuously…

>>141

I made a ring with my fingers and slid it up and down.

>>131

I’ve been playing for over 50 hours even though I bought it by mistake…

>>131

I slipped because of the pre-ejaculate, you know.

The reason there was a scramble at electronics retail stores was because of the price difference between Japan and overseas, which allowed for resale profits.

If it’s in Japanese specification, there won’t be that much competition.

>>134

It depends on how strict Nintendo has made the security for language switching.

If it can be easily switched from Japanese to multiple languages with a simple ROM rewrite, it might actually attract resellers in droves.

>>161

If someone is the type to break everything from the start, that might be fine, but for regular use, you can’t resell the rewritten main unit…

I don’t want it even at half price…

>>171

In Japan, there is a strong aversion to modified items, but the situation is different overseas…

There are many people who don’t care whether it’s modifications or anything else as long as it’s cheap.

Well, overseas game stores are filled with those mysterious hardware.

>>161

I wonder if someone would buy something that seems to be dying together with the download software after being banned.

So that’s why it was necessary to get deep into Mario Kart.

Dad’s Switch is full of curates!

If I lose this lottery, I’ll cry.

>>139

Splatoon 3 has sold over 3 million copies alone…

When the nude mod was released, the Bunny Garden was criticized for being “ironically not erotic.”

>>143

What is truly needed is an additional patch for underwear.

It feels like when I got caught browsing erotic pages on a shared computer, and it makes me laugh awkwardly.

>>144

It’s funny that it’s not kids but adults who become like that.

>>149

I’m being watched over by my wife with the Monitoring Switch…

>>151

Aren’t you being watched…?

Even if there’s no Bunny Garden, there’s still Shinobi Reflet, so there’s no need to panic.

Wait, can you really play Bunny Garden for over 40 hours!?

>>147

Sometimes when I’m just staring at something, I realize that a bit of time has passed…

It may just be that I like the gameplay, not for erotic purposes.

Son, jumping to conclusions is not good.

This is not that kind of game…

Well, you wouldn’t understand something at this level, right?

Well, if it’s 50 hours, can’t you just leave a suitable game running for a few days to achieve it?

>>159

I think it’s about the bunny disguise above.

>>159

I see… Well, it’s too late now…

It’s the kind of thing where employees of a shipping company cut out the middleman.

Despite calling it a lottery, most people believe they can buy it.

I think it’s fine to say, “I was able to buy it thanks to my dad’s mysterious power!”

>>158

Let’s pretend I bought it at an electronics store…

Well, it would be nice if it became readily available for anyone to buy by Christmas.

If you play Minecraft for a bit, 50 hours will go by quickly.

If you adjust the timing a bit, you should be able to buy it normally.

So I have to endure even when my friends boast.

>>166

That said, there might not be many kids who really want it right away since there aren’t that many launch titles with party elements.

If I disclose that I have played Bunny Garden for over 50 hours and if I bet on it and lose…

>>167

Only the father who has played Bunny Garden for over 50 hours remains…

>>167

Every time a big-breasted character appears in anime, I’m told, “Dad seems to like this character.”

It’s enough to disclose it after it happens.

Alternatively, you could secretly buy it and just bring it with you.

>>170

On the day the Switch 2 was released, I was told by my parents that I couldn’t buy it, so I went to school feeling down. When I got home, for some reason, it was sitting on my desk…

>>178

Thank you, Dad! Thank you, Bunny Garden!

Either way, you can’t do it, so give up.

I want to play Mario Kart with Anonymous on the release day!

>>174

What are you laughing at?

It’s strange that I can only apply with one device when I’ve spent over 200 hours just on Pokémon Home.

It’s definitely quite unpleasant to have a modified main unit.

I realized that even though I bought the latest gaming console, I’m mostly playing archives of old gaming consoles.

>>177

Well… there are quite a few software programs that can transform with feature additions and drastically reduced loading times.

I have a relaxed 100 hours in Tears of the Kingdom.

…Did you do that much…?

>>183

Tears of the Kingdom could easily have another digit added…

The key to shattering the future of despair is Bunny Garden.

Well, from a child’s perspective, it would be nice if they could buy it after Mario and Pokémon come out, right?

>>187

ZA can be played with a regular switch.

The person who sang the Mazinger Z song played Breath of the Wild for 3000 hours.

I realized that I have a lottery ticket, but I wonder if it would be better to wait until the new Zelda or Splatoon comes out to make sure it goes to someone who really wants it.

Probably, just a place like Bunny Garden wouldn’t count as cheating.