
Personally, I find the playable version of Fishbone to be exciting.
>>1
Is it you after finishing the puku-puku?
>>20
It’s not decided yet that Puku Puku won’t appear!
Is Mario Kart also allowing nipple exposure?
Cows of Moo Moo Country
Participation!!
It’s unfair to bring this out after grind and wall jump.
Is open-world racing game more than just information!?
>>5
Up to 24 players can compete!? (Cow…?)
Open world racing!? (Cow…?)
Battle Royale mode!? (Cow…?)
Freerun mode?! (Cow…?)
What kind of face does this guy make while running in Moo Moo Country?
>>6
(Damn it! These cows are in the way!)🐮╮≡🐢
The selection of people is way too reckless, isn’t it?
>>9
Already, huh?
All the characters who participate in parties or similar events are there.
>>9
You can have as many characters for a party game as you want.
There are new characters like Bull and others, but the impact of the cow is just too big.
For those who primarily play Mario Kart, they might be more familiar with it than with poorly done original characters…
Even mob characters have their merits.
Isn’t it the case that moving from one race to another can feel like being not just a lap behind, but a whole course behind once the race starts?
>>15
Well, let’s say you’ll manage to hang on with some techniques…
>>15
Huh? Wasn’t there a rule about being eliminated if you rank below a certain position?
>>18
That’s survival mode.
In Grand Prix mode, can you move on to the next track after completing three laps?
I think it’s more of a fan service than the pink gold peach that came out from scratch.
Jugeimu has been here since I was around 7, right?
Even if it leaks, the disbelief level seems to be on par with the participation of Piranha Plant in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Wow!!! There’s a new Air Ride game!!! (Cow…?)
80% of people are so impacted by the cow that they don’t realize they’re riding a boombox.
>>26
I really didn’t notice that…
Mari
>>27
(…Cow? …Boombox?)
When various characters increase to this extent in a reckless manner…
As expected, at least one of my favorite characters is going to appear…
But everyone uses Waluigi, right?
>>29
The thread image could become a new Waluigi, and then it might be like “I’m done with cows…”
>>34
Beef Cart World!
It looks like an article about protruding nipples is going to come out from the usual site.
The cows of Moo Moo Country
Join the battle!!
I thought recently that Mario has regular characters like this.
Who is it, I wonder?
>>32
It’s a veteran character from ’64.
Isn’t there a lot of people wondering how you’re driving?
>>33
It’s obviously the case, especially with someone like Teresa around.
I love the mob characters mixed in with the impressive lineup like Koopa from the original Mario Kart, so I’m really looking forward to the new release.
“What the hell is a ‘cow from MoMo Country riding a cassette tape bike and doing a wheelie with a rope’?”
At this point, it would be faster to look for someone who isn’t here, so I want to use everyone around.
Stop calling cows beef!
At this point, I’m really curious about the selection meeting for playable characters.
Other candidates, etc.
You’ve run over me quite well so far.
Speaking of which, it seems this cow also goes through some sort of costume change.
Goomba joins the battle!
Choropu joins the battle!
Blue participates!
Sambo participation!
Blue is participating!
Gabon Monte participates!
Hatchin joins the battle!
Patatententen has joined the battle!
Fishbone joins the battle!
Join the PoiHana battle!
Rifton joins the battle!
Side Stepper participation!
Snowman joins the battle!
The cows from Moo Moo Country are participating!
>>46
I want to see a Super Smash Bros. entry video that becomes a meme online.
Why is the performance of cows so high? It’s not zero that we might be seriously discussing a few months after the release that everyone is using cows.
Watching a crab riding a bike while holding both claws up to the sky is driving me crazy.
I don’t really like Mario Kart or racing games, but when I see cows, snowmen, and crabs, I start wanting to buy the bundled version.
Hammer Bros and Bulls are also on tour, and they are regulars, so it doesn’t feel out of place.
Even the Poihana and the Monte tribe can use it… and yet it’s a line about cows.
I wonder if this guy has an official name other than “cow.”
>>51
Maybe “Moo Moo” is the official name?
I can’t stand that the name is currently “Cow from Moo Moo Country.”
I wonder how Poihana drives.
The moment I get on the cart, it feels like I’m going to break it by lifting the handle up.
I was thinking that since King K. Rool returned to Smash Bros, he might come to events like this, but there hasn’t been any news!
>>54
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Kurur.
This guy has four limbs, so I can still understand it, well, not really.
How are you driving with a snowman?
Is this guy only found outside of Momo-Moo Country?
>>57
Moo Moo Farm
Cows that were around joined the battle!
It has a cute design that resembles a Motocompo…
It seems strong in a confrontation.
Marika is seriously… finishing up the characters that are going to participate…
You don’t have to force yourself to add more driver characters, you know? Seriously…
Aren’t Dr. Oyama, Oba-inu, Ruba, Cappy, Tiara, Prince Florian, Mamu, Tatanga, and Spike being left out too much!?
>>65
It’s not a lineup that would make you think it’s that much of a difference…
>>65
The cows from Moo Moo Country are definitely way funnier than those guys.
>>71
In the Mario series, it would be one thing, but in the Mario Kart series, it’s not weird for the cow that has been appearing since Mario Kart 64 to get a chance.
As a result of the open-world transformation, they’re pulling this one out just because they needed NPCs running around…
It feels like they just wanted to create 3D models of minor characters that appeared in Mario from way back when, with no particular restraint in their choices…
Everyone! Look at this image of a cow tightrope walking on a boombox! It’s a leaked image of the new Mario Kart!
>>69
How sad… They got so high on mushrooms that they lost their mind…
It’s the kind of thing that makes you curious about the cows in the Mario Kart Direct.
I feel like there have to be better characters than this, no matter what.
I can’t think of a specific example.
How much trouble do you think you’ve caused to Moo-Moo?
Is Momo-san a different character altogether…?
I used to see Dr. Oyama a lot in games like Mario Party, Luigi’s Mansion, and Sunshine during the GC era, but come to think of it, I haven’t seen him recently.
>>77
I’m in charge of inventions, but recently my role has leaned more towards mysterious powers.
Various cows join the battle in the DLC!
There’s no name or anything.
>>79
Since it’s a character from Moo Moo Country, it’s probably fine to say “moo moo.”
Are there no good female characters left or something?
Since it’s up to 24 players competing, we need a lot of characters…
Wasn’t there a parent penguin in the cold, cold mountain?
>>83
was
Considering its existence from Mario Kart Wii, is it safe to say it’s quite an old presence?
So, is there really someone who would actually ride it?
Isn’t it okay for the old dog to come?
>>86
No, it’s fine…
I want to go to a future where this guy becomes the strongest character and is called “Beef Kart.”
This one-liner actually received a good response.
Where’s Monteman?
Come and get Link and Mewtwo.
On the contrary, if I were to create original characters for Mario Kart…
Which child of the crazy star appeared in the movie?
>>96
There are some.
Is there already a cat-eye link?
Marika is already established as a major series on its own, and a cow is better for fan service than a poorly conceived mob character.
Is it the case that Ashley and the others are too far from the series?
>>101
Guest characters are basically set with the courses, so if a course from WarioWare comes out, there’s a chance.
…Speaking of which, a robot suddenly appeared in DS.
Are all the guest characters from 8 completely omitted?
Now that we’ve come this far, let’s do a collaboration with Chocobo Racing.
There were definitely other characters to use!
>>105
Zero Suit Samus and Homura.
Bring all the ones who co-starred with Mario in Smash Bros.
I thought it might be good to include something like a character creation mode, but I guess there’s Mii.
The cow was interesting, but no matter where it goes, it’s just a punchline, so hurry up and bring out characters other than Mario to make it Smash Bros Kart.
>>111
It’s Pikachu, isn’t it?
Ha! Your favorite character is worse than a cow from Momo Country!
>>112
It’s just being kept as the main candidate, right, Kirby…?
If Shizue is there, it should be fine to bring anyone…
>>116
Aren’t the collaboration characters and courses other than the arcade Pac-Man only products made by Nintendo’s headquarters?
>>119
If it’s Pac-Man, it seems like a helmet could come out with amiibo compatibility.
>>118
I felt like the previous one looked like Mujina, and it wasn’t good.
I want to go back a year and say that Switch2 is launching with the new Mario Kart for 49,980 yen, and a new Kirby Air Ride is coming too!
Are you going to continue this incomprehensible Mario Kart anti at this temperature?
>>122
No.1298560104
It seems like they will keep going on forever since it’s like a Mario character anti who keeps self-promotion and saying “Yeah”.
It’s a new title in the BraVo series, exclusively for Switch!!!!!!!!?!!! (Cow…?)
But this cow returned to its friends after the cart race, only to find that its friends had been shipped out.
I feel like there might be such a backbone…
Was there a playable character of the Bomber?
>>126
If it’s paper-related, as usual.
What is it?
Are you saying that characters without hands or feet shouldn’t ride a motorcycle?
Do you want to save your friends from being shipped off? Then you must win the race. — So said, Moo Moo decided to participate in the survival race to save the lives of her friends.
The Orikin bomb soldier is great, isn’t it?
Do you really need it? Do you really need the cow? But then, there’s no character so compelling that makes you think, “Then show me that!” anymore.
The anti really came right away.
Let me use Doshin in Mario Kart.
Isn’t the brotherhood’s Conetta relatively good?
“Not being able to drive a cart because you have no hands doesn’t make sense in the Reiwa era.”
Reevaluate the obvious.
>>138
Aren’t the louver and tiara mentioned above female characters?
>>139
When you increase the number of characters, the ratio decreases relatively.
It is absolutely necessary to increase it for the sake of proportional balance.
I’ll do my best to win the race, auntie~ 🐄
I played Mariwan, but I don’t remember any new characters other than Hana… Were there any others?
>>144
Flower Toadette
It’s a world where it’s cows before anything else, even before the Vroom Vroom…
I only know famous cow characters like the author of Fullmetal Alchemist.
The Wario series has a lot of unused female characters, doesn’t it?
That said, if syrup suddenly appeared, I would be scared.
Are you happy that the Koopa Kids have been restructured and that strange cows and strange penguins have been added?
Personally, if the characters have increased to this extent,
I feel like a story like F-Zero GX would be nice to have.
>>153
There might be a story since we’re picking up the cows.
You’ll be impressed when you dig into Momo Farm.
I want to free-run on a cow.
Isn’t the Chatty Flower also playable? Wonder!
>>155
Well, this guy definitely had the strongest presence in Wonder…
>>158
“Is it starting before we even begin!? Is it starting!? I feel like I’ll be talking about it the whole time.”
Come on, just let out Good Degree Falcon.
>>156
There are still plenty of characters in Mario games, so other works are fine, right?
Penguins were rivals in the past.
The design of Donkey and the penguins are clearly leaning towards the movie.
To be honest, if the Chatty Flower were to participate, I would really want to use it.
>>162
Yay!! Or wow!!! It’s probably really noisy…
I want to use it.
>>162
Wow! Everyone is fast! (While overtaking)
It’s about time you let out someone like Dr. Oyama.
I wonder if there are a lot of mobs treated as avatars.
To prevent Marika’s Flower from being translated into Chinese, was it made exclusive to the Japanese version…?
And the invitation to join Smash Bros arrives for the cow.
There was an uncle who was only called during party games.
However, when I look at the soles of the feet, they are completely flat, so it seems like they are trimmed and protected with rubber mats on the soles.
I’m watching videos of cow hoof trimming, you see…
I want to have a wonderful race with all 24 chatty flowers.
>>174
Damn it, shut up!
>>175
Ding ding!!!
>>174
It sounds loud from before the start until the goal.
Aho-dori participation!
>>178
I want you to bring out Kyu-chan.
>>181
I want a silly dog-shaped cart because it would be shocking if a silly dog was driving.
>>179
Ding ding!!!
Why…? I’m puzzled, but it’s cute and I want to use it.
Even with this many characters, there are still ones I want to see released, it’s amazing…
If even this mob is getting a playable, then there’s probably Tatanga too.
Princess Daisy is already a regular character.
Since it’s also the player’s avatar, having a lot of characters is definitely a good thing…
With the increase in characters, I wonder if the next generation or the generation after that of Mario Kart will have races with 64 or even 128 players at the same time.
I ended up thinking that way.
I want to raise the salary of the staff who came up with the idea to let the cows from Moo Moo Country participate!
It’s great to have many characters, but there’s no need to create a disparity among them.
Let me run with my favorite avatar.
>>190
I feel like there shouldn’t be any performance difference between characters or karts in the first place.
Isn’t it a problem if the traditional adjustments like lightweight and heavyweight are not freely selectable in the settings?
>>190
In the end, 8DX has also become Yoshi Kart, so it’s fine to just rely on machine performance now.
The realization of Bravokart is starting to feel more realistic…
There are plenty of characters that can be brought in from Mario RPGs or the Paper Mario series!
Does this guy at least have a name, regardless of being an enemy character?
One day, Paper Mario will join! Chuchurina might also join! A collaboration seems possible.
In the sorrowful MARIOKARTWORLD, even if the cow is chosen, it cannot escape from Taranza…
Too many people know about this cow, don’t they?
Seriously, why…? That’s all I could think.
>>199
Because I collided with it so much in the past…
>>199
It’s the first appearance of a pure original Mario Kart character…
You’re forgetting the DLC.
I’m sure they’ll release Taranza with something like the Sarasaraland Pack.
Join the constellations of Rainbow Road too!
I don’t think Taranza will show up…
Perhaps: Tatanga
Could it be that it’s a vehicle based on the original concept of the Motocompo, riding on an audio component…?
Taranza… is a Kirby collaboration DLC following Animal Crossing: Zelda?
Well, Kirby has Air Ride…
Why is there no Mii even though so much has been released up to this point…?
It seems likely that the Kirby series will participate, but…
>>210
It already seems like racing games might compete with each other, so collaborations might be tough!
I think it’s about time to call the lunch guy.