Pya! 700 is way too little!

Koito

Get your hands dirty.

I thought it was the other way around…!

There is no god for livestock…!

In this game, decimal points are truncated.

In reality, you can steal Masamune with a probability of less than one percent…!

“I was impressed by how thoroughly they developed the motion of the ‘mob knight who runs away, being threatened by a Weegraf, but falls and lands on their backside’…!”

By around Chapter 4, it becomes pretty still and lonely…!

Defeat Enka-chan ♥ That’s what it is…!

Pyaaaa!!!

Whenever you have the time, just shout it out…!

The feelings of love!

“Stamp it while the parents are away.”

That’s how I was taught in the past…!

The dreams of people are written as fleeting…

It’s somehow melancholic…!

It’s hidden at the top of the volcano…!

We are going to examine the pillars of the ruins…!

Isn’t the thread image too shaky?

It’s a Famitsu strategy guide…!

Kids today understand FFT, you know…?

You can play it on your smartphone too…!

Battle boots cost 1000 gil, so even if you kill someone, you can’t even buy shoes…!

Charging a gun isn’t meaningless…!

No matter the time, I am a sword saint…!

The full soundtracks of FFTA are also recommended…!

Pyaaah! (Death throes)

I’m going to step on the degenerators a lot…!

Pyaa pyaa pyaa pyaa

With the arithmetic CT5 Toad of the armlet equipped with N-Kai, I’m going to turn everyone into frogs…

Koit

That’s what it is…! So when you say it, say it’s like that…!

You know about Enka-chan, right?

What that guy did to me…! You know it but act like you don’t…!

Koito

Stop shouting.

Thunder

Sandara

Thundaga

Sundapia

Next time they remake it, I want Cloud’s limit break to activate instantly without needing the CT…!

This job required quite a bit of physical strength!

Throwing small stones

The “to” was like that, so I can’t expect anything from a remake of this…!

The loading speed of PSP’s Lion War is quite a significant drawback, but the movies that make it seem like the illustrations are moving as they are were really good…!

Balfaire, tone it down a bit.

I feel like there was a piece of equipment with the same name!

Something like an escalation or something similar.

I am making an effort…!

I want to learn dark sword techniques from the crystals that drop when I kill the Gaff!

…Koi, what did you obtain?

I…

Realistically, there’s only the smartphone version as an option…!

A remake of FFTA would be nice too…!

I have decided to part ways with you all in order to get closer to God…!

We will end the war with arithmetic and white magic…!

The sound effects in the PSP version are so terrible that the scene where Tilly dies ends up feeling a bit like a joke, which is just awful…!

It’s the Square version of Idolmaster…!

Nearly 20 years after the release of the strategy guide, the staff from that time will officially distribute it.

“I was annoyed with the strategy guide editor who published data without verifying it, so I sent them data containing false information, which is that Genji’s weapon.”

“I said.”

Fans were showering praise saying, “You did great!” and “As expected!”

Great Koi

Coit bacterium

It seems that due to several rounds of changes in the era, it’s becoming more effective to distance ourselves from the original creators…!

The black book has been talked about a lot, but when you look at it as an illustration collection, it was really cool…!

Pyaa…

Pyaa… so many Chocobos appear and it’s so healing…!

Gafgarion was a character worth keeping alive…!

Fukumaru wants to listen to BGM.

I provided false information that can easily be understood by actually playing.

That’s just their argument.

The argument doesn’t hold any weight at all when there are so many people actually playing who are being deceived…!

If Gene makes a remake, it will get better…!

Akratsu Strategy Guide Hack

Guff

Take off all your equipment.

(If you verify it at all, you’ll realize it’s a hoax…)

Pya…! The dummy information I mixed into the strategy wiki is published just as is in the publisher’s book…!

It’s true that it’s frustrating, but what’s up with the manufacturer providing false information!?

The additional characters in the Lion War were just combinations of existing character jobs and generic jobs, and I thought the sprites looked rough and out of place compared to other characters even back then…!

It’s too cruel to intentionally give false data to a business partner…!

Acreless Life Hack (Mysterious Data Disk)

I feel like I’m going crazy endlessly trying the chances of getting anything below the highest rarity in the gacha…!

I still love the game itself even now…!

That aside, it’s revolting that they’re proudly providing false data in that black book…!

That so-called fan is just a fraction of the player base…?

Pyaa (high pitch)

It’s just too much hassle to steal multiple times against Daterepo and the blood-sucking Elmdoor…! It’s not an easy verification at all…!

The current existence of Famitsu has meaning, you know…?

Pya!? I saved in front of Wygraph and I’m stuck!!?

Life hack for living on bean-only soup.

Having long-standing connections in the gaming industry is huge…!

Wake up, Koit!

Have you forgotten about our promise?

Together with Koitofukumaru!!

I really got hooked on the bonus sound novel…!

Angel of Death Kiriko

Finally, I want you to try pressing the L1 button, R1 button, Select button, and Start button at the same time…!