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[Pokémon] I bought that stuffed animal, but it had “life-size Sableye” written on the box and I was really embarrassed.

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Did you buy it?

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Did you buy it?

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Why is there a need to be embarrassed?

It’s just Pokémon merchandise, right?

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The devil.

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Are you already here?

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Isn’t it too early?

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>>6

I was surprised too.

I’m putting him to bed, but he’s really huge.

I wanted to take a picture, but it was too big and no matter how I tried, a lot of private parts were showing…!

The feeling of satisfaction is amazing.

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>>12

You do things quickly.

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>>12

Do you mean it that way?

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Woman

You bought it, right?

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It might be a male!

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If it arrives that quickly, I should have bought it.

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Did you need to make the hole yourself?

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I was going to type “Is it already here?” when “The Box of Mononoke” came up.

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>>10

I was talking about a box with Pokémon in it… the predictive text is too good.

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How is the condition of the hole?

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>>36

It’s probably a monster or spirit.

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I will be on the 13th, hehehe.

Today I’m going to look for a brush for my stuffed animal.

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You held it, didn’t you?

The devil.

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Have you ever thought about how Gallade feels when the destination it was delivered to doesn’t have a name?

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Honestly, I don’t feel any mischievous spirit from liking Gardevoir.

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It’s pure love, isn’t it?

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Where are the images?

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So the thread image was for sale and not a reservation?

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I’m sleeping with a life-sized Garchomp, you know?

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It looks like it’s been torn to shreds with shark skin.

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There is also the possibility of a sandstorm…

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It’s nice that she’s definitely a female…

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Wow, that arrived too quickly!

Aren’t you going to make it now?

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I’m too used to the toy industry’s ridiculously late delivery times…

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I want a life-sized Aserora-chan plushie!!

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I thought the excitement would have cooled down by the time it arrived, but it got here immediately!

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Next is probably Mimikyu.

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I’ll also arrive in the morning.

I’m worried if the cardboard box will fit through the door.

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Did you put in the hole?

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You bought a Gardevoir, right?

The devil is

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You’re going to make a hole, right?

The devil.

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>>36

Why is it like that even though it’s officially being sold?

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>>36

(I couldn’t buy it…)

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It’s erotic…

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I think I’m going to pull it out before I can wait.

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Gardevoir is a common type of fetish, you know…

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Send me the photo.

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I don’t need to see your whole body, I just want to see your horn-free face.

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Sorry for picking this up.

Sorry for picking this up.

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It’s the worst, Kabupoke.

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>>47

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It’s a big butt Pokémon!

Seems easy to process.

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>>44

That’s a big butt!

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If I had the actual thing, I wouldn’t be able to stand it and would want to dive in right away…

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You’ve got a nice butt.

Is it brand new and unused?

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I want to be a mischievous spirit…

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It looks like a turnip or a forked radish.

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It’s sexy, isn’t it?

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I’ve started feeling restless even though I don’t have that kind of hobby.

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This butt is erotic.

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The neck area and including this Sableye H are expensive…

Too specialized in the feeling of being hugged.

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This hooyo Pokémon…

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Seriously, what the hell is that butt?

It completely looks like something made just for that.

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If I had this when I was little, I’m confident it would have twisted my sexual preferences.

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Isn’t a life-size humanoid plush doll rare?

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The third Pokémon following Lucario and Zeraora is Gardevoir.

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If Mascarnya comes, I’ll debut, so please.

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Oh, I got an erection.

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The courage of the person who proposed to bring this out is something else.

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I think the person who suggested the Mewtwo in a Chinese dress is a hero of human caliber.

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Employee (If I point it out, they’ll realize I’m looking at Sableye in a lewd way…)

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>>65

It’s a stuffed animal! Because it’s a stuffed animal! It’s not a product for sexual use!

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Is there going to be a reissue of the life-size plush toys?

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>>66

Lucario existed.

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Even if it’s for kids, there’s really no point in having it in this size, so it must be for adults…

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Isn’t the target age 15 and older?

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Next, I want a life-size Mimiropp.

Because I’m going to buy it.

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It’s more difficult to make excuses than with Sableye.

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The Poké Ball mark has started to look like something suspicious…

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The fact that Mimirol, Serebii, and Glaceon are being pointed out for looking at Anime Pokémon in a lewd way.

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Is there no life-size Pikachu and such?

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If you try to create Gardevoir according to the original design, its body is too thin to sit in a chair…

I understand why it becomes H-maxed.

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Conversely, does that mean Lucario and Zeraora were also being looked at in a lewd way…?

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I think Gardevoir itself is a common fetish, but those who buy life-sized plushies are honestly a bit too serious, and it makes me a little uncomfortable.

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>>80

While saying such things, you were probably drawn to the thread image and came to respond, right?

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>>80

We’re the same kind, right…

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You couldn’t buy it, huh?

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Mimilop seems to be designed with a stuffed animal in mind, considering the shape at the base of its legs.

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The Grayshian love doll has already been released…

https://www.pokemoncenter-online.com/?p_cd=4521329223292

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Ah, I see, since it’s not made to order, it’s already being shipped immediately.

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Let’s get life-sized figures of Mimiropp and Mascaranya to put in the room.

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When you look closely at Mimilop, its upper body is quite slender…

When you look closely at Mimilop, its upper body is quite slender...

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No good! This house is not suitable for a Gardevoir!

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A photo space where you can take pictures of life-sized stuffed animals is also necessary!

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The moment I saw the image, my waist started moving involuntarily…

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The lineup of life-sized plush toys is so serious that it’s frightening.

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I see.

I see.

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orz

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The pink of the chest looks like an excited and erect penis…

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Hmm!

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There are many types of life-sized plush toys, so I think there’s one that any demon or spirit would like.

Well, it’s no longer being sold…

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Isn’t this a bit too much from the official side?

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This is just an ordinary stuffed animal, and I think there are people who would normally like it and buy it.

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The height range of 140 to 160 cm and walking on two legs would be a perfect match for life-sized conditions.

Next might be around Cinderace.

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Come to think of it, it’s going to arrive early this time since it’s not a special order.

You’re really pumped up…

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The one that can’t make excuses the most is Zangoose, so it’s still safe.

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I’m good with Nyaho.

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I feel like a life-sized Nyaoha was already out in the early days of SV…

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It’s worth spending 50,000.

It’s quite cheap.

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Bring out a life-sized Gengar too.

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The official Pokémon adult content is…

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I think my friend bought a life-sized Lapras.

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It’s not about the price, it’s because I live with my parents, damn it!

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Has it already been shipped!? The product announcement was just the other day, right!?

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As mentioned above, this time we didn’t take orders, but anticipated demand and prepared inventory to handle it all.

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It’s strange that they would give a no-go for just Gardevoir when they’ve released so many life-size plushies until now…

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According to the person who bought it, it seems that having a big butt helps stabilize it when sitting down!

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It’s unusually fast from the product announcement to delivery, isn’t it…?

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I heard that life-size Gallade and life-size Slowpoke have been released in the past, and it makes me sad. I wish I had known sooner.

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Why did I have to find out specifically through Gardevoir?

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>>128

It’s normal to know about life-sized Pokémon plush toys with life-sized Pokémon plush toys!

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Clearly, my butt is bigger than a GameSarnight’s.

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>>117

To stabilize the seat, you have to shift the center of gravity towards the buttocks.

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It seems like the lower abdomen is made quite thick due to the sitting position.

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If it’s a structural problem, there’s nothing that can be done…

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So that’s what it means to be an easy delivery type…

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For something like Ootachi or Chiltalis, even used ones cost over 100,000 yen, so if you want them, you have to buy them immediately.

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>>119

Used Gardevoir or something…

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Please take it out.

A life-size Ashirene… but I thought it was way too big, so it might be impossible.

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It seems difficult to make Asirene pose.

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I wonder if Ralts and Kirlia always had big butts.

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I could only manage to buy a big Dō of about 1 meter… I still can’t reach this realm.

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Life-size Wailord

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>>126

Wasn’t there something really big, even if it’s not life-sized?

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The Gab that was originally priced at 60,000 yen was resold for around 500,000 yen for a while, which is amazing.

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I bought a Gardevoir, but there are people like me who haven’t played Pokémon before.

Shall I try the latest work with Sableye?

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It appears in most works, and you can obtain the evolution source early on, so it seems promising in the new release as well.

Having a life-sized one next to it would make it even more interesting.

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>>132

Well, I’ve never played the original either, but I bought it…

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“Unplayed and life-sized…?!”

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I just wanted a body pillow.

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I wanted a Altaria…

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Send me a life-sized Whalor plush toy.

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Where can you put it in an ordinary household?

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Now that Gardevoir has arrived, I can understand Massena’s feelings well.

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I think there is hope for larger sizes since even Lapras over 2 meters has been commercialized.

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Huh? Isn’t there a lot of anonymous buyers…?

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Not just for Gardevoir, but there are quite a few purchase reports on the bulletin board when life-size stuffed animals are released.

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There was just a little over two hours of stock, so it seems that it’s fairly distributed among those who want it, even without a name.

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Person in charge: “Let’s make sure your backside is prominent so you can sit comfortably and display with stability.”

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The life-sized plush toy I want the most is actually Deko Nutchan.

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It arrived a little while ago and my wife was opening it, but I thought, “160cm is already a person.”

I’m going out to buy clothes for dressing up, but I’m starting to feel that it might be bad for my son’s education.

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Thinking about it calmly, isn’t it crazy that they can make so many life-sized plush toys of various Pokémon so easily?

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If it sells, then there’s no helping it.

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If you say that, it’s crazy that there are over 700 types of Pokémon being made into plush toys at a decent quality right now.

It seems you intend to make all the types like this…

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It’s just to the extent that the delivery guy finds out I’m a pervert.

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Wow, this box is huge… Is it furniture? … Life-sized Sableye?

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There are also Laplace, Windy, and Gab.

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My number one favorite Pokémon, Nihoh, is always favored over Nyorozo and Nyoromo.

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In SV, Ralts appears very early in the game, so you can travel together for a long time.

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Yesterday, a package for someone from the neighboring apartment arrived via Yamato, but I hope that a life-sized Sableye won’t be misdelivered…

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I might end up buying a life-size Mascarina if it comes out.

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It seems like a dream to use it as a body pillow.

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I thought this was something more off-putting than a female Pokémon Trainer body pillow in a guy’s room, but maybe it’s because my mind is corrupt…

It’s just a stuffed toy of a popular monster from a globally popular game, after all…

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Life-sized Miraidon! I want a life-sized Miraidon!

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I hope they release life-sized figures of Dragonite and Numelgon as well.

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Are you going to deform it too!? This is the real deal…

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I’m currently on a break as a delivery driver, but I just received something and I’m wondering how to deal with the storage, Gardevoir.

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There are various things to say, but if you don’t buy it together with Brimoon, you could say it’s a misunderstanding.

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Gardevoir is about 160 cm, so it’s roughly the height of a slightly tall woman.

Lucario is 120, so it’s a shota.

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Why does the sale start on a weekday? Why?

I wonder if they will restock it.

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I checked Brimoon and it’s 2 meters tall, and it would be nice if a life-sized plushie came out; it looks like it would be good to hug.

It’s definitely not for lewd purposes, okay?

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It feels like I’m taking questionable poses and making them wear pants after all…

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If you’re going to use it as a body pillow, it’s better to cover the part that touches your skin!

If it’s not embarrassing to take it to the cleaners, then there’s nothing to be done…

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My favorite Pokémon doesn’t seem like it would have a life-size plush, so I feel a bit envious of things like this.

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Which one do you want? They have a pretty wide range available…

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>>175

Kirikizan evolves into Dodogezan.

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I think it’s a line that can’t be definitively ruled out, but it might be a bit difficult in terms of parts and balance…

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It’s impossible to defend Brimond and Gardevoir.

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Wow, so cute!

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Oh how cute!

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I saw the correct way to use a life-sized Gardevoir for the first time.

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I want a life-sized figure of Golurk.

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I’m going to buy some pants.

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What’s going on today…?

I’ve been seeing a lot of really large boxes being delivered from the Pokémon Center for a while now…

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I want to dress in a maid outfit.

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A thread where spirits and monsters gather.

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>>186

The Praised Lucario

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>>186

I think furries and fans of thread images have quite different traits.

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>>199

The thread image is not furry…

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I received a photo from my younger brother with us posing together, but all I could think of was that it looked like the male character from an erotic doujin and a Sableye. It was kind of awkward.

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I think anyone could reasonably have a Pokémon that is either a life-sized Mashiboon or a Pokémon that is simply too big.

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Even just the headdress is cute.

It seems that people will start appearing who recreate and dress up in Unite costumes.

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When I buy this, I feel like people will think, “This guy is a Pokéshiko (Pokémon lover)…” and that’s tough.

Well, that’s true, but…

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Massive Bun is a popular character that has just had a plush toy made that offers arm support…

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The “fact” that the president of Kabupoke has given the OK for this.

Is the president erotic?

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Massive Fist is still good because it has an arm pillow.

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The overly loved Sableyes.

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I saw a photo of someone wearing tights, but isn’t that no good?

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It’s interesting to see so many unboxing reports.

It's interesting to see so many unboxing reports.

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It looks like a baby wrapped in a blanket.

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I see, it’s not made to order, so it comes quickly…

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The fact that they didn’t bother to take orders might mean there could be a re-release.

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It would be great if they decide to make it again because it sold well…

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Isn’t there a secondary order for this?

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It’s nice to be able to sleep next to someone.

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I think I felt like I could send in a request for the ones I definitely want to be re-released.

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