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[Uma Musume: Pretty Derby] Write something that seems like it could beat Ai-chan.

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Japan Otaku Reviews25/06/11(Wed)19:19+

It seems like having just a large negative number is not acceptable.

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Age

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>>1You made a quick decision to finish it, didn’t you…

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>>1Empty…

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Knowledge

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>>3Can you fillet tuna more beautifully than Ai-chan?

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>>6That’s technology, right?

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But isn’t it that the younger age wins…?

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>>5There’s a saying about the wisdom that comes with age…

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Height

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Uric acid level

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Just being older doesn’t mean you win…
If anything, I’m losing.

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Blood pressure

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Sexual knowledge

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>>13What would you do if Ai-chan’s dictionary was covered in markers for naughty words?

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Match Record

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>>15Is it a monster?

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>>15Have you been dealing with any disabilities?

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There is also the phrase “an old person’s cold water.”

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Short-temperedness

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Breast size

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Weight

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>>21I saw a nameless one that weighs 500kg for the first time.

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Aiko is the type who will practice like crazy and challenge you again even if she wins with a surprise attack the first time, so you can’t take a careless gamble…

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>>22In other words, if you win in a competitive game, they’ll keep playing against you and they’re strong too, right? That’s a good deal!

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Speed of the legs

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Maybe I can solve a Rubik’s Cube with all six sides faster than you.

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Progeny performance

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>>29As for that, Ai-chan is just getting started!

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>>30To win means to be a horse whose offspring have achieved results, so treat it with respect.

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>>29Caesario’s Response

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>>36If things go poorly, I could probably win against most colts…

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Weight

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Well, it’s about beauty…

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Even if you win once, it’s difficult because you can’t win multiple times.

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Famous voices are gathering…

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If it’s Hanshin 1600…

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If it’s a game about holding back from coming, I would definitely win.

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New horse race

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Speed of reaching from first base to second base.

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>>43You can’t do that while there are people in the middle of a match…

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Sexual desire

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Base running time

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Educational background

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If you’re specialized in watching support card events, you can win the first time.
Winning consecutive battles is impossible.

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There’s a baseball player around…

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>>48It’s during the match right now…

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Strength of alcohol

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If it’s knowledge about Kamen Rider or Precure, I can win, right?

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Batting eye

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Number of sexual partners

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Hair volume

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If it’s just once, it’s often possible to win with a surprise attack, but not more than that…

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Three sizes

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It seems like I could win on my first try with my otaku knowledge, but I don’t want to compete because I might get too deeply immersed before a rematch.

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In a naughty competition, it feels like the real match starts from the second round.

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If it’s about game playtime, I probably won’t lose or be surpassed.

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If it’s the Yasuda Memorial, somehow…

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>>61Whether it’s Uma Musume or a horse, why are you here?

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>>61Which stable are you at? Are you still active? By the way, where is your next race?

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>>61Don’t let the Spring and Autumn Mile King take over the bulletin board!

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If I have a sex competition with Ai-chan, it feels like if we get serious, I might end up being made to continue until death…

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>>63It’s no good anymore…

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I want to say shogi, but the Uma Musume are enjoying it with their wisdom training after all…

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>>64If you’re not just reproducing the game records, then that means you have the same skill level as Fujii…

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The amount of smegma

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Breasts

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>>69Fat people’s breasts are worthless.

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Good morning, Mile!

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Since I’m participating in the interhigh in table tennis, I should be able to win in terms of skills.

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>>71Seriously, that’s amazing, what a fall from grace.

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Street Fighter 6

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I thought it was a Pokémon, but it seems like I’m going to lose.

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Stereogram 3D viewing quick solving contest

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The sex battle will continue with Kita-chan, so it’s okay.

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I don’t feel like I can win in game genres that rely on grinding and reflex speed.

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>>77If it’s about dedicated practice, there might still be a chance to win due to a time difference… but when it comes to reflex speed and physical demands, there’s no way to beat young, active top athletes!

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If I say I can win in sex… they’ll bite.
I was impressed by the agreement to have sex with Ai-chan in the anonymous knowledge forum.

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There may be times when you can win at Mahjong.

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BMI

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I feel like I could win if it’s about weight.

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γ-GTP

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I’m winning when it comes to blood sugar levels.

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>>85All around here.
Isn’t it?

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Yeah, I can play the ukulele.

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It’s sad, but don’t try to one-up others…

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If you win once, you’ll end up being revenged by Ai-chan, who has mastered it again.

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Even if you surpass it with undesirable things, it is generally not considered a win…

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pubic hair

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Even if Ai-chan is a competition fool, she wouldn’t join a match that jeopardizes her health…

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The number of standard formats for bulletin boards that I know.

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If it’s just low blood pressure, I can probably win.

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The number of judges rotated

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Isn’t it like being knowledgeable about the bulletin board is a disadvantage?

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>>97That’s right!?

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>>97Is it different?

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>>97Anonymous (Negative Factor)
Bulletin board knowledge (negative elements)
It’s a negative overall.

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Frequency of sexual intercourse

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Weight

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Blood sugar level

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The number of times I suddenly got a stomachache and barely made it home without leaking.

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Lathe skills

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>>105It’s been a while since something seriously amazing has come along…

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Try to win with your knowledge on the forum.
The next Almond Eye I meet will be a Uma Musume who knows more about the conventions than anyone else.
Is it really okay?

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48-hour run

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>>108Human stamina originates from structure, so the Uma Musume that can exhibit horse power in human form probably has stamina as well.

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I barely win in height.

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It’s tight with my height…

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Sensitivity of the nipples

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I don’t want to, it’s like I’m an Almond Eye who only knows about half of the standard postings on the bulletin board.

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>>113I hate that Ai-chan only half understands…

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The sword mountain is sharp!

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Three sizes

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In the future, just having Ai-chan say “Huh…!?” in the scenario seems like it will be interesting.

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Handling complaints

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The number of times I masturbate.

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>>119I’m an athlete, you know?

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Number of appearances in erotic games

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>>121What are you even?

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>>121Eh…!?

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Ai-chan seems like she would do some crazy o◯ny, right?

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Welding technology

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Breasts

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Educational background

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Number of fractures

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Number of setbacks

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Isn’t there a lot of people without names?

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