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[Uma Musume: Pretty Derby] Is it true that a great kisser Uma Musume can fold a coin into quarters with their tongue?

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I’m only capable of folding it in half.

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B-b-monster!

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I’ll bite and break it along the way…

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I’m sorry, but I don’t really understand what you’re saying.

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I heard that kids who can burst an empty plastic bottle with their breath are skilled at it…

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Huh? Aren’t we supposed to compress multiple sheets into one?

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I can’t show this to the people in this thread…

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Is Hitomimi tying the cherry stem?

Cherries break easily, don’t they?

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It’s not delicious, but…

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I’m practicing with my chest, but I’ve heard that the secret to improving is crushing empty cans in my cleavage. Is that true?

What feels good about this? Humans are really strange.

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What a thing, it was a gorilla cage.

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The coin I spat out got stuck in the wall…

It’s a secret from the dorm leader.

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The girl in the same room said, “Practice on me~ ♥️,” so I kissed her and sucked really hard, and it almost turned into an emergency situation.

It was really hard to explain.

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Is it Momobuta or something else?

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When I chew on something hard when I’m feeling lonely, it soothes me…

But I don’t have any coins.

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I was using a Kokeshi doll to practice handling the halon stick, but I rubbed it too much and it got worn down.

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Huh, was I running together with these monsters?

I’m suddenly feeling scared.

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It’s okay.

Since I’m not going to be in the major races anyway.

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When Kimetsu no Yaiba was popular, breaking gourd-shaped objects became a trend for some, right?

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Kissing is just about sucking, right? I’m good at sucking if that’s the case.

I’m not bragging, but I can drink the water from a bucket with a hose.

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Aren’t there too many sad creatures that can’t control their power?

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Aren’t there a lot of kids with strong cardiopulmonary functions?

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I thought the only one who could kill someone with their tongue was Tao Pai Pai.

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You’re still not there if you’re satisfied with just bursting the gourd on the outside.

By sucking it in, you crush it inward.

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I’m starting to get scared of letting Uma Musume perform fellatio in the same room.

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Don’t forget.

Hitomimi can’t ejaculate like in erotic manga, and if we go at it with all our might, it’ll just end up looking like the remains of a deer that was eaten.

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I’ll show you some serious hip thrusting piston action.

The fresh cream attached to your waist will quickly turn into butter!

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An experienced person has arrived…

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But the central trainers are all huge cock types…

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When you do it with Hitomi, if you stick a bamboo needle and dope her, it’ll be about 50% like erotic manga.

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Hmm, I really don’t want to have ears like a deer that I received when I got lost in the mountains…

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But I’ve never heard of a trainer being killed by Uma Musume’s Umepyoi…

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Well, it only doesn’t come to light because it’s treated as an accident.

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Of course you can’t go public with the fact that you had underage sexual relations and died during intercourse.

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There have been quite a few cases reported where people tried to engage in “umapyo” with a roommate without consent, but those don’t get reported, do they?

That’s how it is.

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It seems that there are many trainers who would find it inconvenient if it became known that they had an affair with a student…

There are many times when I think it’s bad for the future of the perpetrating Uma Musume, so I keep my mouth shut.

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Getting along with the kids in the same room is important, right…

When I poked the roommate who crawled into my futon with a “me,” they stopped doing it since then, but things feel a bit distant…

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Huh!? Is it not okay to do a Umapyoi on my own?!

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If you really want to become awesome, you should consult with Taduna-san.

There’s a proper training course.

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Is it the perpetrator Uma Musume…?

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The kid from the previous room forced me to do a “umapyo” so I retaliated and now something has become a sticky earring on my left ear!

It’s so annoying!

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Everyone knows that those who are taking G I are all doing Umapiyo with their trainers.

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But I’ve never been told anything until now!

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Indeed, it’s not something that can be bent in the mouth unless it’s made of soft coins like pure silver or pure gold…

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Our trainer ties cherry stems with their tongue and makes dragons, so I feel like something’s different.

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I wonder if Uma Musume’s biting force surpasses that of a human ear.

How is it, Professor Tachyon?

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I was reminded of the remains of a deer.

A colleague caught a deer while trap hunting and said they want to give me either the hide or the entrails as a gift, but I’m not sure how to respond.

I don’t want to refuse carelessly because you’re not a bad child, but…

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Why is it the organs or the skin?

Give me meat.

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I only knew about the kiss between Uma Musume characters from Rudoog…

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It seems that Hitomimi can’t bite into a carrot whole…

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