
I hope they won’t do anything foolish, but in our country, a man with the brutal sense of a real estate agent has become president after a change in government.
In reality, surpassing monkey antics is definitely against the rules, right?
>>1
Tell me.
The reason Americans are happy about tariffs (huge tax increases) is…
>>1
A monkey development that surpasses monkey development.
I’m only doing stupid things.
Sure! (Nikkei Average – 2800 yen)
>>3
I noticed that it’s already dropped by 10,000 yen since the beginning of this year.
Isn’t it amazing?
>>3
It’s completely a stray bullet.
Isn’t it great?
I never thought someone could destroy the country in less than a year and become president, right?
Having an elderly fool as president will destroy the economy, right?
Isn’t it amazing?
Ah, that guy…
In three months, they dismantled America…!
What is this man’s objective?
>>8
Trump… You are trash.
What does this guy want to do while destroying America and saying “Make America Great Again”?
In just a few months, they have ruined the country’s economy, security management, and education; this will be remembered in history.
The fact that someone is giving a speech to the public saying “Endure!” while it’s unfolding like a monkey show in reality…
I won’t forget to appeal to Japan’s Abe supporters, but what’s the benefit of that?
I am Captain Muscle. You who are watching this thread are the chosen one.
The strong ones are given the chance to make a fortune in one fell swoop.
Let’s be straightforward: I want you to beat down an enemy who has taken our money.
His name is Donald Trump, a being with “world sovereignty.” Of course, he is extremely powerful.
Moreover, there is a condition that must absolutely be upheld in this battle.
To fight against Trump, you must be a shareholder; the use of weapons such as guns or knives is prohibited.
Because we must not harm the “S&P 500” under any circumstances.
“Above all, stock prices are the most important.”
To be honest, I don’t care about the president’s life as long as the “stock prices” are high.
Well then, those who are confident in their skills should go to America right now.
Knock out the Republican Party with a fainting KO! Hurry up, don’t be late!
“It’s a gold rush.”
How many hundreds of millions of yen were blown away by just one man’s rampage?
>>17
The digits are insufficient.
Isn’t it amazing?
>>17
It’s already not just billions; 900 trillion yen has been blown away.
Isn’t it amazing?
That’s what the real estate agent feels like…
>>19
Please don’t get angry.
Isn’t it ridiculous that a man who has gone bankrupt multiple times is playing with the economy like a toy as president?
>>23
Trump has gone bankrupt ridiculously many times…
That number is six times.
>>49
The seventh time seems like it will become America itself, is that okay?
>>19
Even if money disappears, land remains, so the landowners will win—sounds genius, right?
>>67
The nation has fallen, but the mountains and rivers remain; it is a difficult story in regions where no nation has perished.
It’s funny how they say those who died are weak.
>>20
The world’s greatest power leaves behind those who can’t keep up with competition.
Aren’t you scared?
Will even trillions be insufficient?
Aren’t you the man who is most targeted with murderous intent right now?
Of course, I really want you to die.
Did the people who voted for this foolish old man expect this to happen?
I’m the one who is perplexed that I’m a little annoyed now after losing around 1.5 trillion yen on masks.
>>26
For an old man like me, it’s just toilet paper after this, you know?
This is going to be amazing!
There are fools who aim to be a great nation respected by the world through money and intimidation.
No, but they said they would impose tariffs in their campaign promises, so they are just keeping their promises, and can be considered sincere as politicians…
I always thought you were a businessman, in one way or another.
>>29
Traitorous…?
I’m already full, but I still have more than 90% of my term left.
Isn’t it amazing?
No… that’s a lie, right!?
Is this kind of thing… is this kind of thing really allowed?!
Isn’t it terrible that the person who called someone a senile old man is now acting like an even worse senile old man?
They impose tariffs on penguins, but not on Russia.
Isn’t it amazing?
The young people feel even more despair because of the vice president.
>>36
If the person in the image retires due to health issues or lifespan concerns, I think someone who is at least physically healthy and nearly 50 will further accelerate things, so I hope they can safely complete the full four years.
>>194
It’s ridiculous that Americans are getting enthusiastic about being Russian masochistic slaves.
>>194
You intend to cling to the presidency even if it means bending the law, don’t you?
Isn’t it terrible?
It’s too much like a sketch or stand-up comedy to say that we won’t impose additional tariffs because it would interfere with ceasefire negotiations in Russia.
What’s frustrating is that America is a country that wants to go to war when the economy gets bad.
Someone stop the idiots from becoming the leaders of Russia, South Korea, America, and Japan.
Why did it end up like this when asked by students 100 years from now? The history teacher would be troubled.
It’s inappropriate, but I’ve seriously started to think about what it would have been like if I had been cremated at that time.
Aren’t you targeted by frenzied individual investors regardless of your political beliefs?
>>46
It is likely that they will be targeted more by military or intelligence agencies related to them rather than by individual investors.
Sometimes it feels like I’m being made to drink poison when I have to take medication, but is this really okay…?
>>47
It’s the birth of Hyper America, not Hyper Kikut!
This guy is hilarious!
There are fools who think that by imposing tariffs, they can collect taxes from other countries.
Is the Republican Party satisfied with this?
>>50
Some lawmakers whose support bases are in sake brewing or leather goods have already begun to break away.
I was burning through market capitalization like crazy.
The amount is 500 trillion.
Isn’t it worse than DEI to gather people who are unable to think properly because they’re surrounded by yes-men?
>>52
DEI is an initiative to select outstanding individuals without being bound by biases, so if we stop it, it’s obvious that incompetence will emerge.
Tariffs are paid by the citizens of the country that imposes them.
It may be frustrating, but there’s nothing that can be done.
Kiryuu has been making a ridiculous amount of losses in stocks and Forex over the past few days.
That amount…
50 billion yen
Since it’s less likely to get in trouble with this than with that guy from Mr. Saru, it should be easier to draw.
What used to be 10 dollars will be 12 or 15 dollars.
Isn’t it amazing?
This O-MAGA!!
It’s clearly more bland compared to the first season, isn’t it?
>>62
I thought it was about Kiryuu.
Isn’t it amazing that both Pooh-Chin and Tora-Trump are more like monkeys than a monkey caricature?
Don’t underestimate me with a 50% tariff on a country that has been making clothes with cheap labor!
Isn’t it ridiculous that Japan, which provided hundreds of millions of yen in support, faces a 24% tariff while Russia has 0%?
Mr. Saru said that he has a better understanding of social conditions than anyone else.
Open the gates of American Factory!
The complete birth of the United States.
I am genderless.
I will impose tariffs equally on both allied and enemy countries.
It seems that Trump cannot even do basic arithmetic when looking at how tariffs are calculated.
They said America is like a patient right after surgery, but the prognosis is so bad that it’s not even funny.
Isn’t it amazing?
It would actually be better if you handled it with a real estate agent’s perspective.
Isn’t this just a senile old man?
>>75
It seems that the management has never gone well in the end.
It is considered that it doesn’t go beyond the realm of make-believe, even before discussing the president or real estate.
Reality is developing in a way that surpasses the monkey developments, so it ends up being said that TOUGH isn’t realistic after all.
Aren’t they just implementing policies as promised?
>>77
Wait, the customs duties and calculation methods weren’t included in the promises.
Monkeys are still smarter, so this isn’t a monkey plot, it’s a maggot plot.
>>78
Hehe, that’s a terrible thing to say.
>>68
The amount of photos taken just increased.
Import costs of materials and labor are in tatters, and it makes me chuckle to hear them shouting about America’s revival.
Well, the truth is that it’s not something to laugh about.
>>81
Expel the immigrants who work, and impose exorbitant tariffs on materials and parts that cannot be produced domestically or are in insufficient quantities, promptly destroying the domestic production system.
I used to mock those who opposed gun control under the guise of the Second Amendment.
I’m the one who feels surprised and foresighted when I come here.
Even if you say to buy an American car, aren’t those American cars using a lot of foreign parts? Huh!?
>>83
What I’m saying is not just to buy a US car.
“They are also saying to lower the excessively strict safety standards, which is amazing.”
Trying to apply continental standards to an island nation where the humidity is completely different.
>>83
Ford cars see an increase in unit cost due to parts tariffs, while the Corolla, which is almost entirely made domestically, has no price increase, creating a situation reminiscent of a joke.
You bastard! Are you mocking the great Monkey-sensei who brought the socially-minded manga “Abare Bun’ya” to the world!?
>>68
I never thought you would use bullet sliding.
Hehehe, that’s a terrible thing to say.
Well, it’s reality, so there’s nothing that can be done.
Trump was making a huge profit by selling U.S. residency to rich people.
That amount is 700 billion yen…
Donald Trump
The president of the world’s greatest superpower was showcasing his strong and assertive demeanor, posing as a brave and bold reformer, but…
The truth was a petty person who focused solely on currying favor with Russia.
Without any shame, he spread a bunch of lies and successfully snatched the top position in the country by being deified.
To put it bluntly, as a human, I fall into the category of a materialistic person.
If tariffs are imposed, can the United States experience a good economy?
>>93
Yes, I can (smiling).
Please don’t get angry.
Isn’t it silly to have expectations for a policy that a man who has gone bankrupt multiple times just thought up?
I can somewhat understand the crazy desire for destruction, though actually, I don’t understand it at all.
I really can’t understand why they are licking Russia’s ass, it drives me crazy.
Kiryuu suffered immensely in this room.
The amount is 50 billion.
>>96
I earned 50 billion and then lost 50 billion.
If we don’t do a tax evasion, Nada will be finished.
It’s interesting to have a fool (as president).
Because I do unpredictable things.
>>98
It is believed that the American people voted with this kind of attitude.
If something inconvenient happens, just blame Biden and everything will be happy-happy, right?
>>100
If things go well, it’s my achievement; if something goes wrong, it’s always the predecessor’s fault.
>>100
“The Nightmare Biden Administration”
>>92
It would be good to continue increasing until American products become the cheapest.
In the end, only “that man” benefited from the situation.
This is a monkey development that has already surpassed monkey developments.
Please don’t get angry.
Isn’t it ridiculous to have diplomacy that’s only about currying favor with a dictator?
>>105
But it can’t be exchanged for human life.
Are you in favor of war?
>>126
Isn’t it amazing that the side that initiated the war can’t even impose a single tariff, so it’s more effective to appease them?
>>126
If I may say so, regarding that, Israel is currently committing genocide and is being fully supported in that.
>>193
From a human life perspective, it’s already over.
Isn’t it amazing?
>>105
Even Israel, which had put forward so many conditions favorable to the U.S. before the announcement, is facing an increase in tariffs.
Isn’t it terrible?
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The fact that stock prices have fallen means that now is the time to buy.
>>107
This is hilarious.
There are fools who try to catch a falling knife even at this point.
I see! The MAGA supporters are so lacking in intelligence and qualities that they can only satisfy their self-esteem by blindly believing in Trump.
Poor thing…
In fact, it’s already about 100 trillion in losses, isn’t it?
At least another 3 years and 9 months is crazy.
>>112
It’s 900 trillion yen.
Isn’t it amazing?
If we start a war to recover our approval ratings, who would we fight?
Is it Ukraine?
That’s a nice reaction!
Grab the knife that has fallen!
It’s Bound Cats.
It’s fine because it’s interesting one way or another.
Shall I start investing in stocks tomorrow?
This is hilarious!
There are fools who think the rampage of senile old men is politics.
Please cut out the interpreter aunt and change the background to space.
Is there a Trump gold card outside of the monkey development!?
The world is being destroyed by a few senile old men, you know.
Isn’t it amazing?
Trump is also out now.
Are you feeling like participating in a tournament in Russia?
Can we make America great again one more time?
>>132
Yes! I can do it! (Smiling)
>>137
Don’t take me lightly! Hey!
The blood shed and the stock prices are real.
The US, China, and Russia support the world.
In a way, it’s the strongest.
>>135
You’re breaking it, aren’t you!
I feel like I’m going to die after enduring this for 4 years… Is this really okay?
Japan vs. America with Tariff Rates at Stake
It’s a 5vs5 match.
That man is better than that guy.
The USW, which opposed the acquisition by Nippon Steel, is also screaming in capital letters.
It can be considered that there is a limit to the monkey-like development.
I find it funny to think that investors are like, “Nooooooo” (written in PC).
Isn’t it amazing?
It’s not about enduring or anything; I’m just drinking poison myself.
Is that okay?
Expand CPTPP in response… like a demon dragon…
I don’t think President Trump is thinking about anything.
While claiming to take back great America
In reality, it’s been turning the American hegemony that has been built up diligently until now into a complete mess.
>>156
What is this “Make America Great Again” nonsense when you’re a Russian sow slave? Don’t mess with me!
>>156
It is thought to return to the time of Native Americans.
>>200
My name is Takahiro.
I believe that being able to start a business again after going bankrupt multiple times is a talent of a con artist.
>>206
Hmm, I see.
But I only have 50 billion.
I see! You were born in South Africa and can’t become President, so you’re only trying to ingratiate yourself with Trump through Tesla and money.
Poor thing…
After all, he’s just a poor old man compared to Kiryuu.
This president has declared bankruptcy about six times in the past, isn’t that amazing?
>>161
It seems like we might see a seventh bankruptcy, which is the most important thing.
>>172
Isn’t it country by country? Whoa!
>>172
Trump supporters seem to look forward to Trump’s own downfall, which is frightening.
>>161
Moreover, for some reason, the believers are saying that they are excellent as businessmen.
But this gives a reason to wage a war of invasion.
Even if I were to get the dragon’s heart now, it wouldn’t change anything.
American money is flowing into the world, and it’s all happy-happy!
>>165
It didn’t flow away; it just disappeared.
Isn’t it amazing?
>>166
Then it can’t be helped.
>>166
It’s more reassuring to hear that everything is going according to plan.
>>166
In other words, it’s unexpected, isn’t it? Whoa!
Send him to the monkey space quickly.
I… I have a memory of an old man who becomes senile and starts saying ridiculous things with a messed-up timeline…
Russia only picked a fight with Ukraine, but America picked a fight with the entire world outside of Russia.
America is greater!
Isn’t it amazing that even Russia, which is supposed to be licking butts, is facing a trade deficit due to increased oil production from oil-producing countries?
Aren’t we in trouble if we don’t assassinate within today or tomorrow?
>>176
Haa, Kiryu, die!
And the self-destruction begins.
It is believed that possibly only imposing economic sanctions on Russia would provoke them, which is why it seems they involved the whole world…
Which one is real?
You can destroy the economy as much as you want.
The monkey development surpasses reality, doesn’t it?
Isn’t it amazing?
Please don’t be angry.
Isn’t it silly to have a trade deficit when we have GAFA, oil fields, and mines?
Now is a great opportunity to buy up cheap stocks and name all the companies Trump!
Ha! Trump-style secret technique: stock price drop!
They listened to the opinion of the activist woman and dismissed the head of the NSA.
Isn’t it amazing?
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Are there so many Americans who are that happy even though it’s practically like an increase in consumption tax?
>>196
It seems that the rich are losing more, so it’s better that way.
>>205
It is believed that those who suffer are poor people with a high Engel coefficient from the beginning…
It’s just that there are many in Japan who can’t wield as much power as this guy, so they are overlooked, but we can’t laugh at other countries at that level.
Isn’t it amazing?
What’s crazy is that Trump is really connected to Russia through oligarchs.
Isn’t it against the rules for reality to surpass a monkey storyline?
That man → Reality is coming over.
President → Reality surpasses it.
I see, so that’s how it is.
Please don’t be angry.
If it’s not on purpose, doesn’t that mean it’s not the expected development?
Well, it seems that companies that were trading with Mexico because of tariffs are now flowing to the United States…