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[Super Mario] You guys… what on earth…

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It’s designed all the way to the nipples…

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Cows aside, crabs too!?

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If these guys can come out, almost all the enemies will probably appear.

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Fish bones and other things will come out too.

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I understand crabs, but what about cows?

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That’s a character that will definitely lose, isn’t it?

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Is the crab’s backside also a little poop?

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It seems that the snowman will also participate.

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You’re the obstacle, right!!

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Crabs can drive well, huh…

Is there also a blue one?

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Is it possible that crabs are side-steppers?

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Isn’t it that the cows have perfect attendance since 64?

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Is it the Mario Brothers?

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It’s the oldest veteran lined up like a turtle, right, crab?

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I think it’s Moomoo Country.

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Having many characters is good, but that doesn’t mean you can just let anyone ride, right?!

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The cows from Moomoo Farm are just too much for anyone…

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>>17

Even with big breasts and milk coming out?

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>>57

It’s just a dairy cow!

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A crab that requires two strikes and gets faster after one strike!

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>>18

That crab…

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>>26

Isn’t that an incredibly old-school character…?

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The nipple is showing!

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Too sexual…

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Isn’t that the guy who was mooing like a cow and getting stepped on by crabs at the beach?

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Isn’t it the guy who gives you milk in Zelda?

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That’s a nice bike.

It’s the Motocompo.

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If it’s a battle with 24 people, it’s better to have more characters…

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Is that what crabs are…?

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The character from the badge and rail center has arrived…

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It’s as if it’s about to appear at Mario Land’s Moai.

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It seems there are also other things like Poihana.

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Are you doing whatever you want?

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Has the era come where you can do cannonballs in Mario Kart?

Is Mitsubishi Motors not going to collaborate on the Stallion?

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Everyone is participating!

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It was bad even down to the bony fish.

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Even those who are clearly without hands have started driving.

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>>34

If Bowser’s minions are allowed…

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Are these guys here?

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I realized it when it was featured.

I’ve never seen a discussion about crabs in either a negative or positive light.

Despite being an enemy of the oldest class.

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>>36

There are so many thoughts about the brothers’ enemies…

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As a result of becoming an open world and increasing the number of characters, did they all end up being made playable?

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It feels similar to the atmosphere of Dragon Ball character games starting to include even minor roles.

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The race with the nameless one seems likely to be full of crabs.

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>>39

Do you want to win that badly? Of course you want to win!

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It might be better to unify with Mario rather than having links, villagers, squids, and such.

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There were a few other people around, right!?

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The cow must be angry and came to take over because it’s always being blown away by the star.

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There was a crab too…

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Is Bowser there, and are the characters from Mario World also appearing…?

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The cow should run by itself.

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>>46

Can you say the same thing to Yoshi?

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I can see that you’re struggling with heavyweight characters.

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>>47

🗿 “I don’t understand.”

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>>80

You probably won’t get out anyway… No, how about a character from Land…?

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It would be really warm if I got hit by a red shell from a cow.

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If we’re going this far, I want Cappy too.

I never thought they would become a character exclusive to Odyssey.

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I wonder if Mario’s nipple news will react.

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I casually mentioned it, but isn’t a 24-person race amazing?

I wonder if they will line up neatly at the starting point.

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>>53

The video was playing properly, wasn’t it?

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Upon closer inspection, there is even a penguin.

Too many animals!

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It seems there is also a snowman, but is that okay?

If you go to a volcano or a desert, won’t you melt?

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There are probably about four fur enthusiasts somewhere in the world who draw erotic fan art of this nipple.

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He’s operating the steering with that crab leg…

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How many people have an attachment to these guys?

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>>63

Well, as long as the usual ones are there, it doesn’t really matter who else is around.

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>>63

First, me.

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R-18, is this it?

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There was a fish made of bone.

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The crab is probably the most memorable enemy from Mario Brothers, but a crab…

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I’m glad they added a character with big breasts.

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It would be too funny if there were people reacting like in a reaction video, celebrating the cows’ participation in Moo Moo Country!

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It’s a character from Mario Kart! Let me through!

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🖐️🐮🖐️

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As long as it’s not a balance like before where Funky and Waluigi were dominant, having a variety of characters is more interesting.

That’s exactly the kind of character I like.

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Choropu was already showing up by the time of Marikatsu…

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Still, it seems that Tatanga won’t come out.

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Even the main visual of Sanbo smelled like a driver, which was no good.

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If the crab is coming out, then let the turtle come out too.

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>>78

I thought they were already there, but it turns out that guy isn’t a Nokonoko but a Shell Creeper, a different person…

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Does the cow have a name?

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What are you going to do if a dominant environment for crabs comes?

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>>81

The production team realized that if they have one strong cute character, there shouldn’t be any complaints, so it should be fine.

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It feels like we’ve come to a point of no return…!

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Cow participation!

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If crabs are coming out, then Takuboku Ishikawa might come out too.

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The character choices are so chaotic that even the 8, which was said to have too many Koopalings, seems cute!

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🥔 Please let me through, I’m a character with a name.

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If you’re going to go this far, at least let us see Mamoo.

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If it’s from the first generation, even flies can come out.

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It was more shocking than when Pac-Man appeared in Smash Bros.

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That’s a nice smile.

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It seems that Nokonoko and Shell Creeper will appear separately.

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💣 “I am a turtle, nice to meet you.”

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If you look for them, there are former Umbreons, but whether I want to bring them out is another story.

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When it comes to competing in Mario Brothers as two players,

The key to the conclusion is either a crab or a fireball, so I have a strong attachment to it.

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Everyone’s participating!

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Who benefits from the participation of Fishbone?

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>>99

If I think of it as a lighter version of Karon, I might seriously make it my character…

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If I fall out of the playable characters, will I be considered worse than a cow?

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The names of the original enemies like Shell Creeper and Side Stepper are just too cool.

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Finally, the era has come where we can have a crab and monkey battle in Mario Kart…

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“Bring out the dragon too.”

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If these guys are here, the queen bee must be coming out.

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I don’t know about recent ones, but are there any like Hakun?

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>>105

Even though it’s not shown, Hackun definitely appears in Mario Wonder and Mario Party, so there’s no doubt he’s there.

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>>105

Hack-kun has been getting a lot of attention lately, to be honest.

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Are you also going to do Tatanga?

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Is Mucho not here? It seems like he could be released as a variant of Hey Ho.

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A cow seen more often than the parent’s face.

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Should I make the Spiny Shell drive too?

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Super mushrooms, fire flowers, and wings can join the battle too.

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It seems there are also dolphins from Mario World.

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Joining Smash Bros. is no longer a dream.

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Hackun and Chorobu are playable recently.

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Is there a penguin? That’s nice!

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I think it’s definitely an NPC… but I can’t say for sure…

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Sambo playable is too new…

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It seems like even Dossun could go through now.

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I’m looking forward to the solo direct too much.

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I can understand that crab is one of the oldest characters, but…

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You know Mario, right?

What’s up with this new character? It’s scary because they’re an old-timer.

If you speak carelessly, you’ll be revealed as a Mario noob.

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They’re the kinds of answers you get in a comedy show about things that are likely to happen in Mario Kart 300 coming out in 2100.

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🐮

🏍️

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It’s too much of a fake leak image.

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Maybe I’ll be able to use it when I meet you in the field.

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⛄️

🏍️

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Something like a World’s Sai would work too, right?

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It’s from the future, but in the new Mario Kart, snowmen and cows will be playable!

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>>131

Originally, it’s too much of a lie, so this is where an improvisational comedy session begins.

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There probably aren’t any enemy characters that are unplayable across all games, similar to those from the FC era.

Is it like a Spiny Creature?

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Shouldn’t we prioritize Puku Puku over these guys?

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>>133

It’s humans and fish, huh~

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>>135

Huh?!

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>>133

No one has said yet that Pukupuku is not here.

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It looks heavy, so there might be a chance for an environmental character.

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Since there are fishbones, maybe there are also pufferfish that just aren’t showing.

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Pukupuku is also in a prominent position in the packaging illustration…

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Cows can move… That’s not all there is to it.

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It’s interesting that crabs are such old-timers…

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>>142

Who is this crab? When I ask that, the response I get is that it has a career almost as impressive as the main character of this game, which is too funny.

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Jack is participating!

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Probably a character for people who play multiplayer without software.

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Seriously, this crab has been with me since my plumbing days…

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It’s amazing that Hakkun is in a slot that hasn’t been announced yet but is definitely going to come out…

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As for crabs, regardless, bulls are definitely not recognized as characters even if they are long-standing.

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As expected, the weak characters are probably NPCs.

Well, I’d be happy if it were playable, though.

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It’s an era where even Gabon becomes playable in Mario Party…

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Gabón, Hangyodon, and my home get tangled up.

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It would be funny if cows and crabs were at the top of performance.

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There are no human rights for anything other than cattle.

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Anyway, everyone only looks at the weight of the characters in Mario Kart.

There’s no problem with crabs or beef, right?

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>>155

I’m looking at your butt too.

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There was Poinhana, right? From Mario Sunshine.

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