
Ah… I won’t miss it… I’ll join the Nintendo Direct by 10 PM…
Please tell Jin that too…
Nintendo Direct NINTENDO SWITCH 2 2025.4.2 Exciting tequila at the announcement event for new games…
Stop the foreshadowing of death.
Starter set
Ah, it’s me… Tequila. Ah, I don’t mind. Please tell Batts.. Hello, I sold it. Wow, it sold for a pretty high price. Damn… Oh, what? Is that the bathroom door? No way, it’s actually blowing up!! C… Conan-kun… Don’t put anything weird inside. It’s dangerous while loading. Ah… huh? Ehh? Waa!
The original scene of the thread image is a flashback, so it’s a drawback that it’s not included in the debut episode or death episode.
What the hell is this, it won’t connect…
There’s no way I’m going to bomb today…
>>6
Ah… (Failed to make a reservation and died)
Tequila featured in this magazine.
Youtube has opened the chat section!
>>9
Is there a theory of inherent goodness in the chat section?
>>10
There is none.
>>9
Huh? Is the chat open?
Ah…
Well then, the switch…
>>12
Uncle, the release is still far off anyway.
I might need two threads today…
Are you going to the bathroom?
Tequila, which makes its reappearance in this magazine after about 20 years.
>>3
What did Vodka say?
“You’re not noticed by Satsu, right?” or something like that?
It’s me and tequila.
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is going to be announced, so watch out for it.
>>3
In the end, it’s not a line from Tequila!
Huh? Is it starting?
What is this? It’s a countdown…
>>22
Could tequila have escaped in 60 seconds?
The author is hoping for a new Animal Crossing game.
Huh? Is it about to start soon?
Ah…
The Nintendo Direct countdown has been released!
Ah, the official…
The official has spilled the countdown!
It’s me… Conan’s main magazine and Vermouth made it into the trends, but Tequila missed out on the trend…
A new tequila release…!?
What are you expecting in terms of text messages?
The countdown is quieter than usual.
Ah…
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ah…
Being over 18 means there will be a software announcement.
Over 18… Am I going to explode?
Spilled the truth about those under 18.
Ah… there are no oversights…
We also have an introduction to the video game software prepared…
What is this? It’s stylish…
Huh? Is it 18+?
Huh? Something like Mario Kart?
Is that Yoshi?
Huh? Is it Yoshi or something?
Marika and
Huh? Is Mario Kart going to be rated 18+?
Huh? Is Mario Kart 8 finally able to take a break?
A new Mario Kart! Nintendo has just announced a new Mario Kart!
What is this, it looks like we might finally be moving on from number 8…
I spilled my Marika!!!
Ah, Mario Kart…
Nintendo has released a new Mario Kart!
Mario Kart is great on the Switch, right?
Hehehe… Don’t worry, Vodka…
The launch is MariKa and… ah… there are no oversights…
The appearance of the gorilla has changed.
Is anti-gravity evolving?
Cow!?
Cow and
There are too many characters; I can’t remember them all.
What is this, where am I running…
I’ll beat you up, you damn cow!
It’s a world!
Hold a new Mario Kart tournament within the organization…
Please tell Jin that…
Does 9 count as part of the title?
>>63
There is none. I am dead, reduced to dust.
They abandoned the numbering!!
>>64
Mario Kart sometimes abandons its numbering… Please let Jin know that…
Huh? Isn’t this Mario Kart 9?
Huh?
Is the social game dead?
The city course imported from the tour has been received, so we will advance to the world edition…
Please tell Jin that…
Just like the iPhone, they spilled the 9!
Huh? Is it an open world or something?
Huh? Did Mario’s voice change?
Dedicated to Nintendo Switch 2
You won’t be able to play on the Switch 1 anymore!
>>72
That’s already Benkei.
Huh? What is this Teresa…
Huh? This new numbered title isn’t here, uncle.
Huh? Is it a Choro Q or something?
Huh? Is it OW or something?
It seems there are a lot of bugs…
Huh? Is there no time for a break or something?
What is this? It looks exhausting…
It’s tough on you, uncle!
Ah… (falling off)
Harsh rules and
Huh? Is there PvP in an open world?
The kid spilled the rankings!
What is this… I can’t participate in the next race…
Huh? If you want to race like before, you just need to play 9?
What is this, some kind of open-world thing?
I’ll do GTA in Mario Kart, so R-18 or something.
What is this?
There’s no new release in the Choro-Q series.
Why didn’t anyone tell me?
If a dash mushroom only lasts for 400 meters…
Huh?
Is this a race game?
Mario Kart will have its own direct.
Ah… there’s no oversight…
A dedicated direct line is also available…
I thought it was going to be released on the 17th, you little brat!
Ah, a Direct… Nintendo has dropped another Direct!
Is Mario Kart really that fun?
What? Is my thread going up again?
Huh? Is there already the next announcement?
Cheat button?
Will there be a tequila thread on April 17th as well?
Conan’s C
>>103
Hmm? Isn’t it K?
>>112
Arthur Conan Doyle and
A premonition of C ♥…
What is this? There are so many…
Hmm? Do you know what the C button is?
Huh?
Isn’t it kind of a wake for how this thread image is?
Tequila is all excited about the announcement at the new game presentation…
What kind of new experience?
What is this button…?
Make the stick part stronger… please convey that to Nintendo…
Huh? What is this button?
What is this? I can’t understand what you’re doing…
Tecla
Huh? Is it the C of the chat?
What is this, there’s voice chat…
What is this… I don’t need it as a loner…
Brat… the brat spilled Thunder everywhere!
Huh? Isn’t this a feature that has nothing to do with introverts?
It seems like it could turn into a “I’ll beat you up, you little brat” situation.
Huh? Is this going to be interrupted?
This feature has nothing to do with you, old man.
>>124
I’ll beat you up, you little brat (crying).
Huh? With this button, can I convey the blast without the kid needing to eavesdrop?
Ah… (Unmuting)
Huh? What is this? Can’t I include my friends?
>>127
There isn’t anything.
Huh? Isn’t that a feature I don’t need since I don’t have any friends?
Huh? Doesn’t it come with a friend?
With this, I can play while chatting with Vodka.
It’s me… tequila…
Let’s play Mario Kart while chatting.
Please let Jin know that as well…
Hey uncle! Your voice is too quiet!
>>132
…you little brat…
Please let Jin know through chat.
Huh? What’s this button… ah…
It’s me… Tequila using the Switch as a phone…
Other companies have been equipped with that feature for a long time, sir.
Can you hear me, Kogoro Mori…?
Huh? Have these celebrities already played Switch 2?
I’ll beat you up, you little brat!!!!
The kid from the family is so noisy, what a brat!
Meet up online…
What is this? I don’t need it…
What is this? It’s quite handy…
Hey, neighbor! Your voice is loud!
Tequila, which had been muted without anyone knowing…
I want to play quietly!
Here we go again… Nintendo is once again relying on the assumption of good faith with their communication features…
Huh? Is it okay to play a different game?
Hey, uncle! It seems like there are going to be more evil uncles who play voice chat with bratty kids!
Huh? Is Animal Crossing coming out too?
It’s too early over there, so tell Jin that it’s better here.
I don’t want to hear an old man’s voice!
What’s going on? Isn’t there too much information?
So Tequila was on voice chat when opening the case too…
The grass will wither, you little brat!
Hey, wait a minute, ladies!
Use the template to chat!
Huh? Is it okay to play a gal game together?
Huh? Is a matchmaking enthusiast going to come out?
Huh? The screen is all glitchy, isn’t it?
“You’re going to get scolded, instruction freak!!”
Huh? Can you run on water too?
Huh?
What is this? It’s so stiff even at the demo stage…
If you use it for crime, I won’t forgive you, you little brat.
Hehe… Don’t worry, Vodka…
I will join the chat by evening…
Please tell Jin that…
>>169
Based on the way this is phrased, it seems like they are getting along fairly well with the people in the organization, right?
Ah… (parent interruption)
Huh? It’s completely obvious that this is Bunny Garden.
Tequila that forgot to unmute and died a tragic death.
Ah… (child pornography bomb)
Huh? What is this?
Are you muted?
It’s me… Sorry to keep you waiting.
Ah… I don’t need that function…
What is this… Are you going to do an erotic stream or something…?
What the heck, this is suitable for streaming…
Ah, a brat… the brat is showing their face!
If four people were to send and receive on the screen at the same time, wouldn’t it be this choppy to handle it?
>>182
Ah, the connection… the connection has exploded!
Huh? Are only extroverted people playing Nintendo games?
Cameras that seem like accidents are about to happen in the live commentary.
Huh? Is it becoming a trend for kids to pretend to be YouTubers?
Don’t say things like “show me your breasts,” okay, uncle?
I remember your face, you little brat.
Chatting with the Black Organization… Please tell Gin that.
>>188
I pass.
What is this? It’s dangerous…
Huh? Aren’t you going to your friend’s house with a controller now?
Tequila’s face has been revealed to the Public Security Bureau.
Is it going to be a problem if we don’t eliminate the abuse of the main function to view the browser?
Paid services and
Ah, these kids… those who can’t even make judgments have been spilling videos on the internet!
I don’t understand what the reason was for completely eliminating voice chat on Switch1, man.
>>196
It was originally possible to do it on the Switch Online app, you little brat!
If it’s Conan, a person chatting will be killed.
>>197
Switch2 Alibaitorikku…
During the livestream, Tequila accidentally pressed the C button and exposed their real voice…
>>199
Tequila exposing the voice of someone about to die from a violent death…
Uncle who lack confidence in their own faces can’t do it~!
>>200
There are no oversights on my face…
However, there are some areas where the hair has fallen out…
>>205
It’s too bright, I can’t see the screen, uncle~ haha.
What is this, it feels like a crime is about to happen in Yonakacho…
Hehe… don’t worry, Vodka…
I’ll join you over there by dinner… Please let my mom know that.
Huh? What’s this?
Are you going to charge me?
Please let me know when it is released.
What is this… It’s fine with a smartphone app…
Ah… there are no oversights…
A free trial period is also available…
Q. Is there a possibility that Tequila will play Switch 2?
>>210
There is nothing. I am dead, turned to dust.
>>216
Don’t take it the wrong way…
What is this… isn’t Discord enough…?
Will it be released before March 31, 2026?
Jin… grant me permission to chat…
Will the Switch 2 come out by next March or sometime this year?
I thought the sharing of Joy-Con was somewhat misleading.
We can’t do it together, you little brat!
What is this? It reminds me of the DS…
Huh? Isn’t this a GBA feature?
What is this…? Is it something like a DS download?
It’s tough for introverts, they’ll get beaten on the stream! Nintendo!
What is this… it’s just a game chat…
Can you do it online as well?
Features seen on the PSP…
What is this announcement? I’m not interested at all…
>>228
Let’s make some friends!
>>233
You’ll get beaten up, you little brat!!
>>233
I’ll beat you up, you brat!!!!
Soon, information for solo players will be merged… Please let Jin know too…
I don’t have any friends, so for now, the new features don’t resonate with me, tequila…
Ah…
Since there’s no software, could you share some with me…?
What is this… the screen is full of old men…
Tequila, which brings comfort with its usual narration…
What the heck, I can’t tell the difference…
What is this… Is it difficult to hold again…
I want tequila to announce a new game rather than introducing the performance of the new hardware…
Hey, hey, aren’t these people like uncles in this stream uninvited?
120fps is pretty damn nice, you little brat!