You’re not alone.

You don’t need a reason to help someone?!

FINAL FANTASY IX

💠final fantasy

If you don’t do as I say, our friends captured by the Dessert Empress will die!?

>>12

Sure!

The presence of the summon beast is strong, isn’t it!?

>>17

The performance is so unnecessarily long that I end up fully recovering with Regeneration, you know!?

Even if you dress like a handsome guy, you still can’t hide your plain face…!

That would be Square Enix.

When I reach DISC4, Grandpa Koushi will die!?

You promised to kidnap me, didn’t you!?

I end up being liked by an outrageous woman!?

Roses are great!

Mr. Murase is amazing!

>>186

“It’s fine not to help those who are trapped and can’t escape…!”

There might still be a slim hope because they might buy up the rights to the anime!

The name Dagger sounds lame, so I went out of my way to change it to Garnet?!

If I go to help Kuja, Zidane might die!?

>>37

Is there a reason to help someone?

I’ve been thinking for a while now that it’s probably not as much of a Pepsi Man as it’s said on the internet…!?

Because my horn was broken, I have a lower performance than a young girl!?

I’m going to get Excalibur 2!?

I only remember that Eiko is sexy and that the mob soldier’s butt is sexy!?

Apart from DQ5 and Blue Dragon, there are a lot of people who are really knowledgeable about the main story!?

>>45

It’s just too cruel!؟

>>50

Thanks to that, even this small number of templates is unstable!?

The summoned beast is… weak, you know!?

If it were remade with graphics similar to KH3’s toon animation

Nezumi seems like she’s going to have incredible destructive power?!

Is it bad to do what I love?

Jihad is not good, you know!?

>>51

Everyone’s gonna die!?

>>54

Kuja: “Okay…!”

You will definitely come back, right!?

Equipping accessories and acquiring abilities really felt like something from Final Fantasy IX, didn’t it?

Also, popular items are falling in the city.

Unlike Blue Dragon, this work isn’t something you can make jokes about!

>>55

Even Blue Dragon was heavily promoted by MS, you know!?

“My stature has decreased!?”

It’s troublesome to call when there’s no reason to, you know!?

Someone spilled the beans about the remake information, didn’t they!?

I’m going to die all alone anyway!?

It’s connected to Nobuo Uematsu!?

There are only three patterns, yet it grows at an incredible speed?!

>>66

(Just leave it like this at the end, okay?!) Sure!

There are too many homages to past works, aren’t there!?

>>65

Good…!

At that time, we will kidnap Queen Brane!?

Mr. Toriyama is amazing!

Ultima is so cool!?

(Event related to Black Waltz) Sounds good…!

Honestly, I’m starting to want to play Blue Dragon!?

>>73

Well, if that happens, it’s just… well… it’s something ordinary that isn’t even worth making a joke about, right!?

>>73

A remastered FF9 is good!

I’m sharing a collection of hellish commercials!

>>77

Good…!

For that matter, there were a few people who were streaming without a name back when the fixed formats were popular a little while ago, you know!?

The proportions of the 9 characters and the blue dragon character are similar, so I can’t help but feel a slight synergy, you know!?

>>80

The top of the development is the same, you know!?

It seems that this event in the commercial isn’t necessarily something you have to see in the story!?

Garnet: “I’m going to die! Is that okay?!”

Zidane: “Good…!”

The blue dragon only has knowledge of commercials!

It’s no longer related to Dragon Quest.

I forgot if it was disk 2 or 3, but I really like the part towards the end of that disk with Beatrix and the old man.

“Why isn’t ‘Let me go!’ a set phrase?”

>>87

You don’t have to look at the original source…!

>>87

It wasn’t included in the theme drawing?!

(FF9 is) better…!

The game console was in the 10,000 yen range… back in the day, that’s amazing!!

The graphics are so amazing that you wouldn’t believe it’s from the original PS!

>>91

Good…

>>95

Okay…

I don’t understand the rules of the card!？

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Upon closer inspection, it’s an entirely new CG animation, and it’s quite an expensive collaboration commercial, isn’t it?!

I had a bottle cap figure!

>>96

I didn’t pay attention to it back then because I was a child, but how much did I move!?

The hairline is pretty questionable, isn’t it…?

I’m still being held captive by Nezumi…!?

“Life span is short!?”

It’s almost like I’m drawing it, you know!?

You’re going to pee standing up!?

Dagger! My hair!

>>105

It’s fine!

Soccer

Is it okay to regenerate health during movie time…?

I’m returning the memory to the sky!

I got off while watching the scene where Zidane and Vivi are urinating together!?

>>111

Your sexual preferences are way too unusual!

>>117

Good…!

Why did you choose 9 in the first place!?

The divine dragon is a mid-boss!?

The dagger, smiling innocently with a big grin, can only be seen in a Coca-Cola commercial!

Poor thing…

If you can’t prove that you’re alive,

It’s the same as being dead, you know!?

>>116

Alright!

The photo of the place where the Chocobo is digging only shows the sea!?

After all, the outfits of regular female soldiers are too seductive, aren’t they?!

>>121

Good!!!!!!

>>121

The equipment designer has great taste…!

If you ask me which one suits best in FF, I can somewhat agree that it’s 9!

The salamander and the rails won’t join you unless you meet the conditions!?

How is the loading time?!

>>126

Even with a remaster, the AC is long at first, isn’t it!?

>>126

Even if I get hit by a quake, I won’t freeze up!?

>>126

(If you play it on the Switch version or PS4 version) it’s good…!

I was advancing with ordinary weapons not understanding Ibsen’s ancient castle!?

The person who designed Eiko’s clothes is definitely a pervert, right!?

The tempo of the battle is terrible, you know!?

>>129

Good…!

The Beatrix battle is a losing event, so it’s a waste to use items, you know!?

>>130

You have to endure 10 times, so if you skimp on healing, you’ll die!？

How is the treatment of the rails!?

Even though he’s a hidden character, the Salamander’s character and performance are both questionable!?

>>134

It’s a regular membership!!!!??

>>134

Alright…!

>>134

(If you master it, it’s strong) It’s good!

>>134

If you progress the story, they will normally become your allies!?

Bibi is going to die!?

Compared to 7, 8, and 10, it feels somewhat plain, doesn’t it!?

>>178

Alright…!

They line up in the same pose and laugh, but it doesn’t matter at all!?

>>144

I was going to say it’s connected to Square Enix! But it turned out to be a completely different company developing it!?

>>148

Sounds good!

Stertsukin comes to Terra all by themselves!?

If that’s the case, it would be great if Lani joined us, right!?

Eiko’s lower body is not naked, you know!?

Hironobu Sakaguchi, don’t cling to FF.

There are no updates on the anime adaptation!?

>>154

(It’s) fine without it…!

It’s one of the top contenders for the biggest breasts in the story, you know!?

>>155

I was doing it back then?!

I’ve been doing nothing but auctions all the time!?

>>159

I don’t understand the rules!

If you properly raise Salamander, Quina, and Nezumi, they all have their roles, you know!?

I was still a middle school student back then, you know!?

Kids should be quiet, right?!

In battle, Eiko is too strong, and Garnet has no position at all!?

I want to play another Final Fantasy designed by Shuko Murase!

Compared to Zidane, Quina can easily reach the level cap!

A cute Moogle turns into a summon and becomes muscular!?!

I thought I found erotic images of Rani, but the one playing the role had a sleazy face like a Moogle!?

It’s treated subtly in Kingdom Hearts, huh?!

I was progressing through the main story and came across the part where Bogen dies from falling rocks, and it made me laugh!

I wouldn’t call it a masterpiece at all, but I actually quite like “That’s why I sang it”!

The ending theme song is really good, you know?!

>>174

I’m wandering aimlessly, you know!?

>>180

I kept searching without any clues!

Even though we collaborated with Coca-Cola, the final boss is Pepsi Man!?

Bibi is going to die!?

>>178

Okay!

>>186

…Sure!

Sak!

>>186

It’s good because you’ve given me the time to think about why I was born and what I want to do!

Because of the A-10, Zidane ended up with a strange image, you know!?

Here we go! (That pose)

Boom! (Mysterious explosion)

Fan… (that sound effect)

The female soldiers of Alexandria, who are unable to do anything while waiting for orders from above even though they’re on the brink of death, are getting excited, right!?

I’m not a human!

>>189

Basically, I can only be positive, so it’s pretty easy to talk about, you know!?

>>193

The DQ4 version is progressing in a way that’s hard to describe!

>>197

Sure…!

Sak.

BLACK WA

LTZ

I won’t admit that the world exists while ignoring me!?

Next, I’ll stand with Tales…!?

>>194

I don’t really understand the latter half of the series!?

>>196

Good…!

>>198

It’s fine to graduate with an E!

>>198

It’s fine, but it’s wrong…!

>>196

Okay!

>>196

Anyway, it’s going to be a story about Eternia, right!?

>>200

You’ll become the captain!?

>>194

I’m still in training, and if I use the Aurora Technique to protect Lid and the others, I’ll die!?

There was also a completely unrelated HITMAN collaboration?!

>>204

It’s immensely good.

You can set it up with Wild Arms or the early Atelier series…!

>>208

You can stand with Pokémon, Breath of Fire, or NieR…

If you use the fast-forward feature in the remaster, it’s easier to get Excalibur 2…!?