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I just thought, if a horse and a gorilla got into a fight, which one would win?

1: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx16

Isn’t that thread just a mistake between gorillas and gorillas?

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>>1

Sorry.

It was a mistake to write “uma” in katakana.

A story about a real horse and a gorilla.

I don’t think it will turn into a fight, so this is just a hypothetical discussion.

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I feel like, in terms of weight, horses seem somewhat stronger.

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If you committed to an endurance battle in an outfight, you’d be a Uma Musume.

If you get grabbed by a gorilla’s finger even once, it’s over.

6: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx5

If it’s a one-on-one, I think the gorilla would win first.

Horses move in herds and are animals that escape from danger.

Maybe both horses and gorillas don’t want to fight one-on-one.

7: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx1

If it were a draft horse, the horse would win, but there are various types of horses, so it’s hard to say.

Aren’t there only about four types of gorillas?

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>>7

Thoroughbreds are certainly specialized in running fast, but does that make them weaker in a fight?

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Draft horses are really huge, you know.

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I was surprised that the draft horse was about the same size as me.

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I want to see a battle between a horse and a gorilla.

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That thoroughbred that kicks and body slams with that power is strong! Cats get squished by it too.

19: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx1

Thoroughbreds are clearly fragile…

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>>19

I’m not well-versed in horses or gorillas, so I’m just speaking based on my image.

If a thoroughbred horse gets kicked by a gorilla.

It seems like the gorilla takes a lot of damage, but the thoroughbred’s legs also take quite a bit of damage, huh?

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Thoroughbreds also have high firepower, you know.

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Because it’s made of glass legs…

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The fields are just too different between gorillas living in the forest and horses living in the plains…

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Donna-chan’s Donna vibe is amazing.

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It is said that wild gorillas also throw stones, so I think long-range attacks would be tough.

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>>25

Are they also doing dialysis?

That’s more cultural than I imagined…

27: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx18

Dialysis is too cultural.

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Which is stronger, Uma Musume or a gorilla?

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>>28

Then it would be Uma Musume.

30: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx2

I don’t like gorillas pushing walking assist carts…

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Gorillas can undergo dialysis treatment.

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I don’t want to be a gorilla that gets lifestyle-related diseases…

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There are actually smart ones who can undergo dialysis, huh? 🦍

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>>33

Being on dialysis already means you’re not making smart choices.

37: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx2

>>36

Just because dialysis can be done doesn’t mean that the side administering it is necessarily a gorilla…

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Please refrain from eating fruit…

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I heard that wild animals are always in poor condition due to parasites, cavities, and diseases, and if that’s true, it makes me feel like there’s no dream in that.

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>>35

In other words, a healthy zoo gorilla is likely to be the strongest gorilla.

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The role of the doctor would be played by an orangutan or something.

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It didn’t work.

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Gentildonna vs. Dialysis Gorilla

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Gentle is kind.

44: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx4

Gorilla… take care of your body…

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It seems like even a raging gorilla can be easily subdued with an injection.

46: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx1

The Gentil Nurse with a face like an emoticon is cute.

47: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx1

This gorilla isn’t smart…

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>>47

If you’re quietly receiving dialysis, aren’t you the smarter one?

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>>48

Those who get lifestyle diseases are fools… Maybe I’m just listening to what the boss says after losing to Gentil.

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Considering the size difference, isn’t it just a horse?

53: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx1

Muscles like a gorilla! Fangs like a wolf! Eyes burning with primal fire!

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>>53

A fighting spirit filled the entire body that measured one meter sixty-seven.

56: Japan Otaku ReviewsYeahx2

The gorilla receiving dialysis is starting to look smarter and smarter.

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There was a moment when there was a red-ink gorilla…

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Is it okay to say that Gentildonna is the strongest, stronger than gorillas and horses?

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