Muscle, I am Captain. You who are reading this email are the chosen one, granted the chance to seize 50 million dollars, the strong one.
Why does this Japanese sound like some overseas spam email?
>>1
Well, that’s because we’re also communicating overseas…
>>4
Do it in English!
>>5
I am a captain massuru.
There’s no way there are wild people who would believe an email with a video like this and come to Japan.
>>2
There were a ton of idiots, you know.
Isn’t it amazing?
I thought they were really into it, but it was actually just being forced to do it, which was the funniest part.
The first person changes frequently, doesn’t it?
It can be considered that similar projects have been done several times before.
This guy is pretty funny too.
The funniest thing is that idiots who took this spammy email seriously have come to Japan from all over the world.
In a tough world, there are only fools, so that’s to be expected.
Of course, it’s super strong ← I like this.
I’m the one who likes that final, overwhelming momentum.
If you have a decent brain, it would go straight to the trash.
The purpose of turning a fool who only believes in something like this into a soldier makes a ridiculous amount of sense.
The amount of 50 million dollars also accelerates the silliness of it all.
I like it when those idiots are so pathetic that they send follow-up emails.
There are even knife users who ended up coming here despite the weapon ban.
I am Captain Muscle! I’m disappointed in you for not defeating Ryusei yet.
Because everyone is taking too long to deal with Ryusei…
There are so many idiots who say that the heart is important but then cause cardiac arrest or throw knives in the streets.
I am Captain Muscle! I’m disappointed in you guys for not defeating Ryusei yet.
Don’t think you can earn 50 million dollars just by doing something ordinary. At least put your life on the line.
I have good news for you who lack even a semblance of determination.
The rule of “bare-handed combat” has been retracted.
The use of weapons such as guns and knives, explosives, poisons, traps… anything goes, as long as the heart remains unharmed, no means will be chosen.
However, when you fight, make sure to report first, as the Grim Reaper Medical Team’s “Death Mobile” will rush to the scene.
>>20
Quotes that resonate with working adults.
>>21
When you think about the possibility of getting 500 million yen if you actually risk your life, it’s quite a cost-effective proposal.
>>48
I can’t help but laugh.
Do you still think we are in the era of 100 yen to 1 dollar?
>>50
Even if it’s 100 yen to a dollar, it’s still 5 billion, right? Huh?
>>20
Don’t take out insurance!
>>24
It can’t be helped.
Because I want a heart.
I wonder if they made a version in all languages.
In the end, targeting traffic accidents is the strongest.
>>26
No way.
It is said that Ricardo helped.
Well, the driver is dead, though.
I thought it was just a one-off character, but I was surprised when the voice actor showed up normally.
You’re getting a jump on the dark part-time job, aren’t you…
The only monkey development that surpasses this is probably a gorilla.
At first, I seriously thought this was their real face, but I remember being surprised that it was a mask.
Poison is no good, especially when the aim is the heart.
>>31
It seems like it’s okay if it’s a type of poison that burns the skin or something like that…
I am Captain Muscle.
You who are reading this email are the chosen one.
The strong one given the chance to seize 50 million dollars.
Let me get straight to the point: I want you to beat up a certain young man in Japan.
His name is Ryusei, a one-eyed fighter with a “mutated heart.” Of course, he’s incredibly strong.
Moreover, there is a condition that must absolutely be upheld in this battle.
To defeat the dragon star, one must use bare hands.
Weapons such as guns and knives are prohibited.
Because we must never harm the “heart” under any circumstances.
“Above all, the ‘heart’ is the most important.”
To be honest, I don’t care about this kid’s life at all.
“As long as the ‘heart’ is alive, right?”
Now, those who are confident in their skills, go to Japan immediately and knock out Ryusei!
Hurry up! Don’t miss the ride; grab that 50 million dollars!
“It’s Dragon Rush.”
>>32
The rule of bare-handed fighting has been revoked.
Should I just reply to this email when it’s time to fight?
>>33
The reply or contact address might be included in the body of the text.
>>33
Thank you for your application, I am Captain Muscle, the person in charge.
>>35
It’s the type of thing that tells you to register friends on LINE or install Telegram…
Captain Muscle is not only responsible for the Dragon Rush advertisement emails but also entrusted with the management by the Demon Prince.
Aren’t you busy?
I remember laughing the other day at someone who accidentally sent an email with the text set to Captain Muscle to their boss while testing a program for automatically sending emails.
It’s a bit funny since it’s treated as a silly message in the story.
Why do you have a mask that looks like a zombie?
I like the one where the template was changed to Lemon Rush.
What happened to Melnichenko?
>>44
After getting punched by Ricardo and being taken to the hospital, I tried to rebel against the Demon Prince but was punished with Illusionary Demon Fist.
In reality, it’s likely that at least one person would repost it on YouTube, Instagram, or X.
It’s spam on the same level as a golden tiger.
It was disappointing that the contents were just a bland little fish.
There’s no way I can handle this just by skimming through it for the first time.
Ah, I see, it’s 5 billion yen…
Of course, you would say to bet your life on an image.
Is it more than the net worth of real estate king Trump?
Why are you acting so smug, Captain Muscle?
If you have time to be disappointed, then do it yourself.
It seems like there are idiots in real life who would fall for something like this.
Aren’t you scared?
>>57
Dark Bite
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