I have unlocked all the Steam achievements, you know? I’m quite knowledgeable about it.

…unknown elements keep coming out.

It’s too difficult, so I’m stuck.

I’ve gradually understood how to make a strong cane.

I don’t know how to manage with a weak cane.

>>4

Throw a stone slab.

Gathering money in the early stages and annoying robots can be resolved with the stone tablet.

I still haven’t unlocked any magic at all.

It’s too difficult to go outside.

The other day, after spending 300 hours, I finally completed all the achievements… It was tough to feel like I was drifting further away with each update.

I wonder if I understand even 1%…

I was able to complete the work for now, but…

I’m not very familiar with Finnish history and mythology, so I didn’t understand some of the terms.

I understood that I can get rare items of alcohol on the day of the festival because I drink alcohol that day.

>>10

Kakkakikkare!

I became confused once I started NG+.

I’m sorry for not reading the stone tablet seriously and just looking things up on wiki to get through the events.

I don’t understand.

I am a worthless one trying to become a god without true knowledge, turning into sand gold.

I don’t think I understand more than 5% of anything other than what is needed for a normal clear.

It looks like about 5% based on the achievement pillar…

I’m a loser.

I’m useless and can’t even clear it without a handy mod.

(If anything, even with cheat mods, I die.)

There is meaning in things that can make money, but the background story of this game is too complicated.

I thought I understood most things, but when I watched a video site, my brain broke.

I think I understand about 10% of designs like the sun and Midas since I’ve created them once before.

I thought the world would turn to gold, but it turned out to be just a story about a small area, and I felt despair.

>>22

Well then, let’s go to the ending with all the orbs…

I think I understand the clear rate to some extent.

About 2%?

Achievements are not only found on Steam but also on the pillar of the great tree…

There are countless biomes I don’t know about.

There are countless bosses I don’t know.

There are many items I don’t know about.

I don’t know anything.

I’ve played for 600 hours and also sifted through videos of conference members, so I might understand about 10%.

I don’t really know about parallel wandering.

How many orbs are there in total? 11? 33?

>>28

It seems that 36 orbs can be obtained from 3 rare treasure chests in the 3 worlds, with 11 each from the main and 11 from the sides for a total of 33.

Locking the seed allows you to use the end of the world to open it at specific coordinates.

I’ve been playing Nightmare all along.

It stops being interesting around the jungle.

I’m trash! Even though I have some knowledge, I’m trash who can’t even float a stone tablet!

No matter how many times I try, the shooting spell ultimately leads to a tracking shotgun.

Should we shotgundive or make something else a bit stronger?

I’ve only cleared Nightmare about three times and haven’t really done any quests, so… maybe around 2%?

I have died about 100 times, but I have only seen up to the jungle.

I’m doing it without looking at the wiki, so I have no idea what the facilities on both sides mean or how far I need to go to reach the goal.

The saw is fun, but I only know that there can be fatal accidents.

>>34

If you understand this, you can say you understand half of noita.

Is it feminine to attach a trigger and a knob to a saw?

It seems that the maximum achievement within the game that can be checked later is capped at 34 orbs.

This is also meant for those who have played to the point where there’s nothing left to do…

When I watch the streams of serious players, my head gets overloaded with all the unknown techniques.

What is a stick loop?

Even without knowing that, you can defeat the enemy.

I’ve gradually come to understand the rules for combining things to create something strong, but it’s too difficult to combine weak sticks to make a decent stick.

Using a chainsaw is too difficult.

>>42

I understand that it is best to chant simultaneously as much as possible.

It’s sad that it’s just as difficult to make a staff function by hitting with speed as it is to play normally.

I’ll die quickly, and there are various things like daily challenges, so I end up playing unintentionally.

It’s been unlocked before I really understood the achievements, but there are many that make you wonder how to obtain them, leaving me completely clueless about Noita.

I have cleared it and have also been to parallel worlds, but I can still say I don’t understand even 1%.

When trying to manually recharge, the contents of another wand detonates.

I can’t do it…

>>47

Make it so that you can shoot with one button on the keycon.

Drowned while holding an electrified stick.

Use explosive trigger without spell to deal massive damage.

Died after plunging into magma.

Casually using terrain destruction spells in the temple and getting killed by the gods’ anger.

I think the real pleasure comes from doing things that shouldn’t be done without preparation, repeatedly facing death, and accumulating knowledge.

Learning by dying → You tend to die less often, so you end up dying from rare causes.

The normal disk may cause self-harm, but it has almost lethal power when it hits, so it is quite useful.

The Omega Disk has unparalleled drilling power and high offensive capabilities.

There is no use for a giga disk.

>>51

A spell to enjoy the reactions of beginners.

>>52

Why do you come back as if you’re tracking this?

>>56

Isn’t it cute, like a loyal dog?

>>51

If it’s Orbit…

>>51

It’s one of the spells from the self-harm EP, so it’s not completely useless… However, unless you put it on Nolla, the Swapper is too dangerous and the cost is heavy, so it’s pretty peaky…

Mina’s slice

Mushrooms are delicious, meow.

I’m getting really killed by this guy Mina.

I think it would be nice to receive a rare achievement for finding both tourmaline and gold at the same time from the treasure chests opened while wet.

>>58

I think there is definitely a demand for compilations of interesting death videos from “noita” and witches.

I had no idea that the initial Spark Bolt and Bound Ball were actually the most powerful spells when I first started.

I need to be able to make obviously strong wands like trigger-first plasma or rapid-fire wands, so I want skills that allow me to manage mediocre wands nicely or explore longer in the 2nd to 3rd layers.

I’m a loser who couldn’t enjoy it without the Where’s My Stick mod.

I will not use unknown spells carelessly.

It’s a promise with Mira.

The number one element I wouldn’t have noticed without watching the video is that you can eat things lying around.

>>67

Grilled sausages are delicious!

>>67

On the contrary, I found it on the first day…

Since it’s an action game, I tried to crouch and hide behind cover, but then I started eating something and got freaked out.

He got shot and died normally.

>>67

↓EAT

But you know, it’s really fun to take the glass cannon and break through the two layers with the energy orb to get some gold dust, right?

Using a glass cannon makes everything fun, right? That’s correct!

The bounce that has been heavily boosted is strong, but if I forget to take off the penetration for everyday use, I will die.

It would be good if the 2-3 layers could incorporate Supabo into the initial red staff to be able to fight at least minimally.

While digging carefully around the buried tank, a tank fell from above and I died.

I don’t really understand about the tank.

I really don’t understand how to use potions.

I understand that water is important, but I really don’t get alchemy.

>>74

I think it’s enough to remember that pouring water on the deadly sludge can neutralize it, and that concentrated mana potions can melt metals.

If you drop a frog’s corpse into whiskey, it becomes berserk (mamushi sake).

This is unnecessary knowledge.

>>89

I wonder why such a simple household product can cause such a wide explosion range…

>>89

Mixing Fullmoxium with Berserk to create pheromones is effective.

If you mix it in the flask, even a small Berserk is enough.

I’m scared to put anything in my mouth after drinking the potion and throwing up.

>>76

I can’t tell the difference between the one you bathe in and the one you drink!

Those with some incomprehensible resistance mostly die from a drill!

The frozen gas canister, Propane-kun, loves Noita-chan so much that just getting hit by a bullet makes him get excited and come running over.

>>78

Don’t come near me!

Alchemy is frankly an unfinished system that’s been left as is, so there’s no need to understand it.

It’s like a special move that just makes you laugh, saying “I can do this, ha ha ha!”

>>81

The implementation of bottle alchemy cannot be ignored anymore.

Important water seems to have disappeared without notice.

Please set the cane to default.

When I checked the overall map on the wiki after clearing it, I was like, “No way…”.

I hate propane that seems like it’s just wreckage or enemy corpses, but then it explodes big time because it’s already broken beyond repair!

Knowing how to do pheromone alchemy can be quite handy in various ways.

I wonder if sludge can be digested with just a little water…

When it comes to alchemy, as long as you remember water and deadly poison sludge, you won’t have any problems.

Speaking of food, I just learned about the mushroom shift from watching a video…

I subtly dislike that a little bit of peat mixed in the water jar turns it all into a pond.

It’s worth remembering that when you drop concentrated mana into water, the water turns into concentrated mana.

It’s also to prevent all the water from turning into concentrated mana through internal refinement…

The initial flask should be fine with water fix, right!!!

I’ve always thought that special biomes, rare enemies, and random spice elements should have all been unlocked after clearing the game.

>>95

Although it’s not really a big hassle, the time spent swapping them is seriously a waste and too empty.

>>95

There are plenty of unreasonable elements in the game, so making those trivial parts user-friendly won’t change anything!

Damn it, I’ve gotten stuck between weird pixels again!

>>95

Polymorphism can also be used for mountain maintenance…

>>108

I don’t know if the polymorphic staff that can dig mountains will come out, so I’ll throw it outside and scoop some water from around there…

Due to the alchemy in the bottle, before I knew it, the water had turned into steam, and there were stones inside, reducing the maximum capacity…

>>96

1% stone is really annoying, isn’t it?

It might not hurt to remember that peeing on the grass can be a super valuable healing method in this game.

It’s made only with parts that can be obtained for sure, which is rare.

>>100

What do you mean!?

If I put the giga disk in an empty egg, it will help me forget my face…

The stone of the flask is good to drink.

There is no particular harm.

>>102

I never thought about drinking it… Is it really coming out?

>>102

I didn’t know that…

>>102

Is Noita-chan a Hiri or something?

It’s rare to die in an accident due to the explosive reaction when acceleration potions mix with slime blood.

Isn’t this witch’s leg strength unusual?

>>109

Don’t skip lower body training.

Well, I’ve been playing a bit, but I’m not sure if I’m just bad at it.

>>110

I think the difference is whether one is diligent or not, rather than being skilled or unskilled.

Get out of the way, I am the nameless one who created the sun and was granted a crown!

I completely understand everything about Noita!

>>116

Well then, shall we carry that sun a bit…

I can’t forget the time when a liquid that produces gold was spontaneously created.

>>117

Even if I try to aim for something like Midas, I just can’t create it…

>>120

If there’s a potion room, I’ll break and mix all the unnecessary ones for now.

I think the game noita is all about encountering “What is that? I don’t know…” moments constantly.

Recently, I finally managed to bring the solt all the way to the surface.

Even if my understanding has progressed several steps from this point, I still think I won’t be able to remember the enemy’s name, Mina.

>>122

Moodonmootumesutali! Sauvoieen Tontia! Sahikaismenningen!

>>122

It seems that even though she appears a lot in the game, her name Mina isn’t remembered.

There are probably many people whose gender is quite ambiguous.

I’ve put in over 1000 hours, but I haven’t touched it since the near-completion of the sun caused an error and the one I was nurturing disappeared…

What! Doesn’t a 0-kill clear mean completing it without killing anything other than the Columi?

I was able to carry the sun to the depths of the earth, but I can’t carry the fish to the pedestal… I am weak…

>>126

I think the buoyancy ring has no choice but to pull fish from the pond where the instrument is placed to the right of the pedestal with teleportation.

I don’t want to do it because it’s so damn annoying. I’m like that too.

I want to do it while lying down…

>>127

It seems that there are things that can’t be done with the controller.

I think it’s impossible to aim with a camera that moves around like this.

I like the name Ucco.

I hate attacks.

Noitakun is Noitakun, right?

I only remembered the name Snipheesh.

I love the sound of the word “Mestalien Mestari.”

>>134

It means “Master of Masters.”

“Minna doesn’t mean a name, it means me.”